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Wikipedian of the Now — Ironholds
Oliver Keyes (going by the street handle "Ironholds"), is the pimp-daddy of TOW and Freenode, scoring every bitch that dares chat in his vicinity of e-masculinity. His lifetime dream already being accomplished (becoming "Community Liaison, Product Development" for the Wikimedia Foundation (it means he sits in IRC all day and finds what Wikipedia users "want")), he now spends his golden years unleashing anger in public IRC channels, and then having his rage elevated once he realizes people may remember his words and/or actions.
