Booger

A Booger is what the common Neckbeard has scraped on the bottom of his World of Warcraft Battlestation. Boogers come in different shapes and sizes. For a reference guide on these green, slimy buddies, see your local nose.

Types of Boogers

There are many different kinds of Boogers, some big and some small.

The most commonly known Booger is the Green North Ol' Steamer. Some Boogers are even red, which means you probably have worms. If your Booger is sticky and hurts immensely when you try to chip that sucker off, then you should just give up. I don't have the awnser for everything, asshole.

A very rare type of Booger is the Albino Hematoma. This slimer is completely bleach white and it's weakness is the sun. If you contain Albino Hematomas, then you're probably going to die.

Can I become a Booger?

No, you cannot. Becoming a Booger is impossible, because Boogers are not living organisms. You can, however simulate the sensation of being a Booger by buying various baby oils, and filling your bathtub with hair gel.

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