Gurochan
"you've been warned."
| Foundation | Unknown at this time. |
| Major Boards | /f/, /g/, /s/ |
| Epic Wins | Banning Poser art, and furfags (Surprise, suprise.) |
| Website | http://gurochan.net /b/ware. |
Once upon a time, somebody looked at the chaos that was 4chan, and said: Lo, wtf is this shit? Furries and child porn? Verily, it must be that we shall make a promised land, full of violence to deter the fucking furfags from arriving. And we shall make them anime chicks, so that we can still fap to it.
And so, this random maker of the website sat down and said: What can the fuck is I to do now make for this? - but lo, an angel descended from the ceiling and spake unto him. Or her.
And he said: Play... the best soooong... in the world... or I'll eat your souls. Or maybe not; that could have been the radio in the background. But the anonymous creater of gurochan was inspired. And lo, they did make a website.
And verily, the site was finished, and filled with shit and guro, and the sick fucks of the intertubes migrated there. And it was good.
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Gurochan is a spinoff of 4chan dedicated to Guro - or gross anime pictures featuring death and gore, as well as pictures of shit, and freaks. It's run by Chiisai, a 13-year-old boy, and a popular character in the slashfic writen by the lonely emokids who frequent the site. If you want to troll the site, I suggest you start a thread using the name jessy (put it in the 'subject' field) on every board, and compare the site's owners to Hitler and/or Stalin because they forced you to post anonymously. Also be sure to make reference to the International Jewery.
It should be noted that gurochan does not allow furry art. That's right, Gurochan does not want any sick fucks mixing in with their normal, healthy Gurochan users who just want to come in and beat off to some good, wholesome animated murder porn. They also don't want sick lolicon fucks posting on their site. However, ironically, they hope to high hell lolicon stays legal, because if animated child pornography is treated like real child pornography, then animated explicit murder would be illegal, also.
Please note that war porn is not guro. Nor are pictures of traffic accidents or anything like that. Gore =/= guro.
People also come to Gurochan in order to find picktures of shit being smeared on people's tits and cock in an impression of this being worthy of fapping or lulz. Amazingly, they still feel that furry art is more disgusting, so you won't be worried about finding furfags in the post where you are fapping over animated scat pr0n.
Gurochan is also the primary housing site for a phenomenon called Jissouseki, where millions of enlightened viewers can watch the sick fucks being smashed, cooked, raped, ripped apart, gutted, fumigated, poisoned, blown up, and all manner of other things that people go to Gurochan's /g/ board for. Given that desu trolls love to shit their green pussy juice over everything, the /s/ board is also perfect for their actions.
No. Their board made for housing non-human freaks of nature is not an appropriate place for jissou.
Now you can fap to 37,692 pictures of dismembered women and loli with a huge backup of all images ever posted on the site.
Gurochan turning on demographic?
A user was b& last Thursday for posting Dissected-chan. Turn out they only want Drawings and not photos on there. Makes perfect sense!
People who fap to dismembered women
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