Cloud Computing

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This is an old revision of this page, as edited by imported>Boudica at 23:02, 30 November 2014. It may differ significantly from the current revision.
Jump to navigationJump to search

Cloud Computing is the new buzz word in the the world today give any Cock Touching Officer instant hardons. Basically, it's all a giant ponzi scheme or a scheme for the government to get your data, depending on which company you go with. You're not a winrar.

Watt Is Cloud Computing

Cloud Computing is simple. You're take your data out of your own data center and moving it to the fucking cloud, dumbass. Instead of being responsible for hardware you're responsible for a virtualized instance with your data running your applications. You typically don't see the hypervisor, which for you elite ducks out there, there's QEMU/KVM (because you're A cheap ass hole), Xen (still cheap), or VMware (you pirated it faggot.)

Watt is OpenStack

OpenStack is the easiest way to implement a private cloud environment. Srsly. That's why the market is flooded with OpenStack Architects. Instead of writing the stack in an awesome language that's completely reliable like Java it was written in Python.


See Also



Cloud Computing
is part of a series on
Web 2.0 		Web 2.0 Concepts

Social networking • Social networking sites • Blogging • Blogosphere • Hashtag • Memorial Page Tourism • PHP • Hypercube • Podcasting • Wikiing • Ajax • Ruby on Rails • Internet Humanitarianism • X is not your personal army • Unfriending • Unsubscribing • User-generated content • iTunes Store • Verification

Web 2.0 Sites

anonmgur • Answerbag • Bebo • Blingee • Blogtv • Broadcaster • Buzzfeed• ChaCha • Del.icio.us • DeviantART • digg • Dreamhost • DuckDuckGo • eBay • Facebook • Farm Town • Foursquare • Gossip Report • Hawkee • Hulu • Instagram • justin.tv • Klout • last.fm • LiveJournal • LiveVideo • mycrib • MySpace • Newgrounds • Ning • Patriots.win • Rap Genius • Reddit • Salon • slashdot • Stickam • Tay • Tumblr • Twitter • Wikipedia • Xanga • Yahoo! Answers • YouTube

People of Web 2.0

Fast Eddie • Tom Anderson • Steve Chen • Brad Fitzpatrick • Max Goldberg • Michael Crook • Iain Hall • Chad Hurley • Kevin Rose • OMGFacts • Kathy Sierra • Jimmy Wales • You • Mark Zuckerberg

Retrieved from "https://encyclopediadramatica.win/index.php?title=Cloud_Computing&oldid=215205"