Michael McHugh
Michael McHugh (Lord Syko)
On the 19th of June, 1992, in Londonderry, Great Britain, a child called Michael McHugh was born to alcoholics Trish Kindelan and her husband. Lord Syko suffered a troubled childhood at the hands of his drunk father, who would come home each night and beat his wife and son. Diagnosed with autism at the age of 6, Lord Syko would have great difficultly socially interacting with the local children in the Carlton Drive area of Strabane, Great Britain.
Lord Syko was raised a Catholic and attended Holy Cross College in Strabane. After being bullied in school and failing numerous subjects - like math and English, Lord Syko decided to deliberately get expelled from school by behaving disruptively and telling teachers to "fuck off". Eventually, this act of rebellion against authority gave birth to his rebellious attitude that would eventually evolve him into being an anarchist. Lord Syko would attempt to preach about his beliefs, but, usually, would end up praising America and agreeing with everything his capitalist idol and lover Hank Palooka would say.
Sometime in 2009, Lord Syko would become a full-time Bebo devotee and spent most of his day on a group called Debate Central. On there, Lord Syko would, again, find himself the victim of bullying as he would arrogantly proclaim that he had an excellent understanding of psychology, a brilliant grasp of the English language - despite his inability to know when to punctuate his sentences, usage of TXT SPEK and frequently use words out of context - and he believed he could manipulate all this to "accomplish the task of trolling". Of course, this all completely backfired as Lord Syko would succumb to the trolling antics of other Debate Central members: The Screaming Ninja, Second Coming, Slicker Than Your Average, many others lesser-known trolls and even AFX/Mirror Man/Anne-Marie.
Even though Lord Syko has been bullied by nearly every chav in Strabane, he considered himself "cool", "hip" and "down with the times" due to his recreational drug-abusing lifestyle and passion for heavy metal music. Irrespective being an anti-capitalist and an atheist, Lord Syko worships corporate nu metal band Shitknot and was too stupid to notice the irony of it all. While only just turned 17 years old, Lord Syko would also claim he isn't a virgin, even though he spend most of his days on Bebo or playing computer games like Call of Duty, Metal Gear Solid and World of Warcraft. Not one single person on Debate Central believed he has had consensual sex with the opposite sex.
The hypocrisy didn't stop there, it was also reveled Lord Syko's mother received financial assistance from the British government despite Lord Syko being an anti-statist. Further controversy would arise when Lord Syko would claim to be entitled to these welfare payments due him being diagnosed with autism even though Lord Syko was attending a normal public school with the normal kids of Strabane. The controversy continued when - at the age of 16 - Lord Syko admitted his addiction to Jack Daniels whiskey and cannabis - all, of course, paid for by the tax-payer as his mother would give him the money she received off the state for having a retarded son.
Lord Syko considers himself to be Irish, but many believe this is a ploy to make him eligible for welfare in the Republic of Ireland. It is clear Lord Syko is loyal to his British identity as he is more than content to claim welfare off the British government despite the Irish welfare system being substantially more generous.
As of May 2013, it is apparent Lord Syko is still doing nothing with his life, as he was found indulging in his old habits of sitting on Bebo at 5 a.m. and at 11 a.m. on weekdays.
