Pikmin Link

Pikmin Link (Powerword: Li Kovacs) is a gender-confused transvestite best known for her hordes of Link cosplays and working as a booth clown for Nintendo. Located in Northern California, she is literally doing nothing else with her life except shooping photos of herself and eating out her tranny wife’s pussy.

Originally from Hungary, she moved to the good ol' USA in hopes of becoming an actress and a model, but instead chose a career of dressing like a man for the rest of her pathetic life. She is 38 years of age and still pleases her fans by pretending to be a little boy.

Early Life

Ever since she was a small child, Pikmin Link would pose nude in front of the camera for her father. Like every low-class European bitch, that's the only thing she's good at.

As a teenager in 1998, she discovered the art of cosplay, another way for her to whore herself in front of a camera. She decided to cosplay her favorite character, Link, from the Legend of Zelda series. That developed into an unhealthy obsession, and later she and her followers actually believed that she ACTUALLY IS LINK! Since then she has made almost all of his outfits, none of them very impressive.

She developed a fanbase mostly comprised of teenagers, weeaboos, autists, and other faggots who worship her like some kind of a goddess.

Her father remains her photographer, mostly so she has the opportunity to shoop her gross face and fool her retarded fans into believing that's what she actually looks like. Don't you dare say her photos are shooped, unless you want to hear her army of retards scream and deny it like little kids who just got told Santa isn't real.

Personal Life

Despite her many claims that she is in fact NOT a lesbian, Pikmin Link married another woman. She and her wife have a lot in common (both being gender-confused dykes who like to pretend they are men) and so they both got married in the middle of a forest, allowing their poor guests to be eaten alive by mosquitoes and chased by bears just so they could pretend to be in some stupid fantasy setting. Pikmin Link's idea of wedding attire was a nappy cosplay wig with bugs in it.

Appearance

Pikmin Link is a pasty, flat-chested, man-faced dyke with a massive Jew nose. She knows this better than anyone, as you can tell by her amazing amounts of shoop on even her private Facebook photos. She likes to turn up the brightness and blur her photos so you can’t see how hideous her face really is.