CollabVM

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Collaberative Virtual Machine, better known as CollabVM or as 7 degrees of Faggotry by most, is a Virus infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality Dartz when he unfortunately found Himself freed from Hell after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the Unbaptized boys in Purgatory, Dartz tossed around a few ideas.

Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position outside the outside realms of Hell would take him some serious Grooming of Innocent, young Boys to teach them that you can trust an Older, Adult male when he asks a 12-year-old boy if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted "Right Away!" and that they'll do them even one better and send them a 128 GB HD card full of their naked body through the U.S. Mail, he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into Chatrooms so that he can use his Stranger Danger, creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word No for an answer when there's a radiating glory hole between the two Shitter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the Bathroom with him skills so he can get back all of the Exp points he lost when God felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the Living where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the Muslims, is that Kiddy didlers are some serious Sick fucks.

Not realy up to the task and being a bit Retarded from repitive, "Accidental" drops on his Head by his Father, Dartz accepted that he'd need the help of Co-Conspirators if he was going to get the Job done.

Recruiting Cosmic Sans and Geodude, the three created an Internet Site where You get to do nothing but sit around and wait in line until it's your turn to take control of a Virtual Machine for the lengthy period of 18 Fucking seconds.

Not for a minute. Not five. 18 SECONDS!. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to Masturbate, the Terrible Three are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of Michael Jackson's treasure room where the three can start influencing Tweenage boys by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.

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