Wikipedia Admin Gallery

The future of Wikipedia

Roll up, roll up - come see the biggest cabal of freaks on all the planet, from bearded ladies to half men half gorillas. No, this isn’t P.T. Barnum’s greatest show on earth; this is the Wikipedia admin roll call.

Other than being a cancer to the Wikimedia Foundation, their sole purpose is to keep Sir Jimbo's penis smooth, shiny and erect. If you see them in the street then spit at them, spit at them for hating freedom.

This list includes current and disgraced abusive Wikipedia admins. Disgraced admins are designated with strikethrough text.

Current TOW Admins

Aaron_Schulz, formerly called "Voice of All" (also checkuser, and now a WMF employee) Bishop Adam Bishop: "I don't think I can co-exist on a Wikipedia that has articles about individual Heidi Montag songs." Admrboltz aka Russ Boltz, hopeless Star Trek nerd [1] AGK, aka Anthony G. Kelly, arbitrator and general ass-cancer, checkuser Alison aka Alison Cassidy, one of the few honest admin/CUs left Angr, aka Antony Green Aude aka "Kmf164" aka "AudeVivere" aka Katie Filbert, map nerd Anomie, aka Brad Jorsch, WMF employee Anthere (Madame Wikiwiki lol) Rubin Arthur Rubin Parry Arwel Parry Atlant aka Atlant Schmidt[2](almost inactive) AxelBoldt (one of the earliest admins, does very little today) Bastique, a co-conspirator of The Anvil Email Bbb23 (total asshole patroller) (made checkuser in 2015) (image may be red herring) Bearian aka Brian Logan (rouge admin lol) Bogdangiusca, from Romanian WP Brian0918 (nearly inactive since 2012) VIBBER Brion VIBBER, hot and sexy MediaWiki developer CatherineMunro Matthews Charles Matthews, an internet judge and all-around dork. Frog-faced Chet B. Long or Coffee from Arkansas. Had his admin powers stripped for abuse and for being 16. Begged and begged and begged until he got his admin rights back at age 17. Chillum aka HighInBC aka H aka etc etc, aka Ryan Bushby Logan Cody Logan - NVM WANNABE Coren, aka Marc-Andre Pelletier. Sysop, former arb, and current WMF employee (checkuser) Courcelles, aka Bradley Marshall Brown, sysop, arbitrator, checkuser, and current husband of Fluffernutter Cyde aka Ben McIlwain, blob DCGeist aka Dan Geist Gerard David Gerard, gigantic asshole (rouge admin lol) Brown Dennis Brown alternate account "Farmer Brown." DerHexer also a bigshot on German Wikipedia and a former director of Wikimedia Germany. Deskana aka Dan Garry, Pokemon nerd, checkuser, former arbitrator DGG aka David G. Goodman, arbitrator and fucking cranky old fart Dougweller, arbitrator and amateur archaeologist, Usenet PITA Dominic aka Dominic McDevitt-Parks, Jimbowhore extraordinare Drmies aka Michel Aaij, college professor who SHOULD FUCKING KNOW BETTER Andrew Earl Andrew aka Earl Washburn Eloquence aka Erik Möller, the lowest of the low (LOL FIRED!) EVula aka Eric Ventress, master of the anus Sydney FloNight Poore (former arbitrator/CU, almost inactive) Fluffernutter aka scary fat lady Karen Ingraffea Fred Bauder, disbarred attorney ha ha ha FT2 aka Paul Sinclair, seeker of giant dogdick Perfect at Sunrise Future Perfect at Sunrise aka Lukas Pietsch, a GODDAMN COLLEGE PROFESSOR who should know better Gamaliel aka Rob Fernandez, what a prick Golbez aka Andy Leonard GorillaWarfare, aka Molly White, who is in love with Ironholds Guerillero aka Thomas Fish, straightedge arbitrator pooter Gale Gwen Gale aka Heidi Wyss, batshit insane Harej aka Messedrocker aka James Hare (what a nice young man!) Heimstern, almost forgotten today Mitchell HJ Mitchell, failing right to the top InShaneee, aptly named Jamesofur aka James Alexander, incompetent WMF employee Jayjg, JEW FROM HELL J.delanoy and Tiny King Jumbo Jclemens, Jonathan Clemens, former member of ArbCom and disgrace to the cloth James Forrester, admin and former arb, now a WMF bigshot Jehochman, aka Jonathan Hochman, a SEO professional who uses Wikipedia to promote his clients Jimbo Wales (suck it!) Jmh649 the MD from HELL Jmabel Joe_Decker (checkuser) Johnleemk "In real life I'm a 14-year-old computer nerd from Malaysia." (almost inactive as of 2015) Johnleemk "In real life I'm a 14-year-old computer nerd from Malaysia." (almost inactive as of 2015) Jossi aka Jossi Fresco, promoter of Prem Rawat Jpgordon aka Josh Gordon, powermonger and former arb Juliancolton JWSchmidt JzG made to be laughed at Keegan (also checkuser) Gorman Kevin Gorman, also Wikipedian in Residence at UC Berkeley Lokshin Kirill Lokshin former arbitrator Krimpet (r u a boy or a gurl? Show us it) Kudpung aka Chris Carter-Smith, retired schoolteacher living in Thailand Kww aka Kevin Williams, incompetent and unemployed LadyofShalott nut robot from Scotland Lar, we love your monster butt Larry Pianiezek! Lfaraone Luke Faraone (also arbitrator) Mark Masem, a 43 year old Brony Crypto Matt Crypto MBisanz (also checkuser) Snow Michael Snow, old Jimbopal and business partner Mindspillage, aka Kat Walsh, who likes to be pinned to the wall by Ironholds, despite her marriage to Gmaxwell Modemac aka Eric Walker, hates Scientology, almost inactive Morwen aka Abigail Brady, aka Robert Brady (yes, another tranny) MuZemike he will BAN your ASS Nihiltres aka Michael Frank, Canadian Wiki-troll supreme Neelix aka David Purdy, Salvation Army member (not kidding) NorthBySouthBaranof, aka FCYTravis aka polescriber, aka Travis Mason-Bushman. Was banhammered for corruption under his polescriber account, but created a new one and now ban-hammers ANYONE who calls him out for his ban evasion via creation the NBSB alias Newyorkbrad, aka Ira Matetsky, the limpest dick at ArbCom (former arb) Nyttend, aka Isaac Pockras Pathoschild aka Jesse Plamondon-Willard Philippe Beaudette, head cocksucker at WMF Raul654 better known as Mark "Monsterass" Pellegrini Rebecca (looneytoons!) Quadell, aka Mike Waddell (almost inactive since 2014) Riana looking fapable, almost inactive Risker aka Anne Clin (former arbitrator) (checkuser) Rklawton, sysop since 2007 RoyBoy, pathetic Canadian nerd Delaney Ryan Delaney aka sui Causa sui Sannse, aka Lisa Carter - does minimal WP work, works for Wikia Scottywong aka Scott Wieser, dickweed extraordinare Seraphimblade aka Todd Allen (also arbitrator) Shii aka Avery Morrow, former 4chan admin Silsor SilkTork aka Steven Pereira (arbitrator} SirFozzie aka David Yellope, former arbitrator Sj aka Sam Klein, supreme buttlick SlimVirgin (scariest lady on WP!! OMG an MI5 informant!!!) Swatjester Tawker aka Andrew Phillips, snotty teenaged boy from Ontario He Tawks! TBloemink, former steward, caught stealing panties Thryduulf aka Chris McKenna, arbitrator and Wikimedia UK asslick Canens Timotheus Canens former username "Tim Song" (former arbitrator) (also checkuser) TimShell, old Jimbo friend and Randroid Starling Tim Starling, early MediaWiki developer, married to Angela Morris Tom Morris, who waxes poetic about his Jimmy Wales Realdoll The pedophile Tiptoety aka Tyler Van Wormer TParis aka Andy Pearson Werdna aka Andrew Garrett, now a WMF employee (lol FIRED) Woohookitty Worm_That_Turned aka Dave Craven (former arbitrator) Yamla Ynhockey aka Yan Nasonov, Wikimedia Israel bigshot, likes anime and hates Palestinians, as usual Zanimum aka Nick Moreau Zocky from Slovenian WP, almost inactive

Defuncted TOW Admins

Asbestos (lol quit in 2011) BarkingFish, aka Iceflow, aka Thor Malmjursson (Admin at tpi.wikipedia.org whatever that is)(Lol FRIED!) Bastique, aka Cary Bass (former WMF bigshot, lol quit in 2012) BradPatrick, former WMF Legal Counsel, now underwater lol Bcorr aka Brian Corr (quit in 2015) BrokenSegue (left in 2014) Burgundavia (left in 2012) Bedford aka Bedford Crenshaw (Desysopped by Jimbo for 'chauvinism', finally quit in 2014} Blankfaze, left in 2011 Bwilkins EatsShootsAndLeaves DangerousPanda DESYSOPPED, LOL Catbar (lol quit in 2010) me ladies, I'm the Cavalry Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry/HawkerTyphoon aka Richard Symonds (former arb and checkuser) DESYSOPPED, still retains his position at WMUK ChrisO aka Prioryman aka Chris Owen, lol desysopped Mahan Christopher Mahan (lol quit in 2013) Avaro Cimon Avaro (almost inactive since 2013) Cnwb (lol quit in 2010) Hand Luke Cool Hand Luke aka Frank Bednarz (lol quit in 2011) Danny Wool, former WMF slave, left in 2014 Davidcannon (quit in 2014) Denni (lol quit in 2007) Dcoetzee, aka Derrick Coetzee. Desysopped and globally banned from all WMF wikis for unstated reasons Drini (lol forced out in 2010) Durova (lol resigned) (wrote and maintains her own ED article) Monkey Evil Monkey (lol quit in 2008) Fae is a sexy beast, and was once head honcho at WMFUK LOL DESYSOPPED! Fantasy (lol quit in 2012) Fir0002 (lol quit in 2013) Fennec (aka Tom Whaples, a GODDAMN FURRY, was on Arbcom, gave up in 2009) Func (lol left in 2006) Gator1 (lol quit in 2013) Geogre aka George Mosley, good content writer, forced out in 2009 Hahc21 LOL RAGEQUIT in 2014 [3] Hephaestos, quit in 2007 Improv aka Pat Gunn, quit in great disgust in 2007 Ironholds with another of his IRC conquests. LOL DESYSOPPED! Jaranda / Secret DESYSOPPED poor little aspie..... Kaldari (WMF account Kaldari Ryan Kaldari), desysopped for extreme hypocrisy Katefan0, gone since 2007 anyway Kelly Martin - voice KieferSkunk aka Matt Kellner, another goddamn furry (lol quit in 2014) LaraLove, aka Indubitably, desysopped for being a good person Linuxbeak, left in 2012 Mo0, quit in 2010 MONGO LOL, desysopped screaming buttplug! Morven aka Matthew Brown, left in 2009, now on TV Tropes Linguist Musical Linguist / ElinorD (gave up in 2008) NicholasTurnbull aka de St Ange Tristessa de St Ange, quit in 2014 Phaedriel, left in 2007 PMDrive1061 aka Ralph Squillace, the lulz are strong with this one, quit in 2013 PZFUN (quit in 2008) Rodhullandemu, massive lulz with this one! Forced out in 2011! Ryulong DESYSOPPED AND B&D oh the lulz Kinney Shell Kinney aka "Jareth" aka Michelle Kinney, left WP in total disgust in 2011 Jkelly (left in 2009) Sceptre aka Will (?) Noble, blocked 2015 for the nth time! Redwolf24 Deadminned for inactivity Rlevse aka Randy Everette aka PumpkinSky (DESYSOPPED and B&D in 2010 lol!) Snowspinner aka Phil Sandifer (LOL RAGEQUIT) bu shi da yu Ta bu shi da yu aka Chris Sherlock (quit in 2010) Epopt The Epopt aka Sean Barrett (lol gave up in 2009) Thebainer aka Stephen Bain (lol quit in 2011) Knott Theresa Knott, scary as hell (lol quit in 2011) Tony Sidaway Lulzmonster extremo! Desysopped by order of Arbcom! Will Beback aka Will McWhinney Jr. (LOL DESYSOPPED AND B&D) Woggly (lol left in 2010) Zscout370 aka Zach Harden, hopeless Aspie nut, resigned in 2013

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The Wikipedia Cabal should not be confused with the Usenet cabal. At least the Usenet cabal is competent.

See also

• Anonymous pussy
• Aspergers
• Bureaucratic Fuck
• 16-year-old boys
• Tranny

References

• Official list of Wikipedia administrators
• Wikitruth.info's articles on this topic
• List of the Wikipedia hivemind by Daniel Brandt

External links

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Images_of_Wikipedians
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Vorash/Wikiusers_gallery
• Proof of cabal
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Facebook_directory

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