Magnus

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in a nutshell
The person inside the overpriced fursuit

Magnus the Dutch angel dragon is another original dragon fursona that truly looks amazing. Magnus was inspired by a Great ball. Truly a masterpiece that not even Leonardo Da Vinci himself could've made up.

About Magnus

The owner of Magnus is a 23 year old crazy female from Canada named Sarina Barnes who will hug the shit out of you. Just another typical furry in a typical world.

The moment when she got her Magnus suit is the moment when she quickly developed the typical cuddle attitude which somehow also makes you hug. Doesn't matter how great of a person you were before, as soon as you get infected with the syndrome there's no cure and you will slowly (or rapidly) become a huggle monster.

You better prepare yourself for some insane hugging if you meet magnus, there is no bad hugs in her world! Did we mention she's a furry? Yep, them things.

The fursuit

The fursuit was created by Skypro, a fursuit company owned by WRING WRING HERRO Telephone.

She started a gofundme page to help pay for her family dog's tumor after purchasing the suit.

That's a lot of cancer

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Magnus is a blue, red, and white angel dragon. Seriously.

The beautiful pearl and the inferior magnus

Although not very clear what happened between Pearl and Magnus, it's quite obvious to say that Magnus obviously started it. I mean, she always fucking starts shit. According to sources Magnus got buttmad because Pearl didn't want to be a Dutch Angel Dragon any longer due to Telephone's nazi way of controlling her SOOPR ORIGINUL SPESHUSH and saw Pearl as a traitor. Magnus created fake accounts on a DaD forum where she pretended to be Hyro and Pearl. But the poor dumb soul forgot that mods/admins can see your IP & the e-mail that you registered with.

Pearl found out because the admins of the forum are her friends and asked her about it. Of course, it didn't take long for Magnus to find out and screenshotted what Pearl said. Except.. she didn't screenshot the entire conversation. Nope, only a part of it. But it was good enough for her braindead fanbase. Magnus created a whole album called HARASSMENT where she put screenshots of everybody who didn't kiss her ass or who didn't agree with her / side with her. She then later renamed the album PROOF but eventually made it password protected. a Reminder that if you screenshot what Sarina does or says means that you're slandering her. But it's perfectly fine for her to screenshot what YOU have said about her.

Magnus later whined about being scared for her life because of Pearl. Because Pearl is obviously going to screw up her life for some retard who can't let things go.

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