Magnus

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in a nutshell
The person inside the overpriced fursuit

Magnus the Dutch angel dragon is another original dragon fursona that truly looks amazing. Magnus was inspired by a Great ball. Truly a masterpiece that not even Leonardo Da Vinci himself could've made up.

About Magnus

The owner of Magnus is a 23 year old crazy female from Canada named Sarina Barnes who will sue the shit out of you if you call her out on her bullshit and behavior. Just another typical furry who thinks she's superior because she owns a fursuit from Skypro. Even though she owns a Skypro fursuit she's in a lot of money problems and her family fucking 'hates' her. (Can't blame them.) The moment when she got her Magnus suit is the moment when she quickly developed the typical asshole syndrome which somehow also makes you mentally retarded. Doesn't matter how great of a person you were before, as soon as you get infected with the syndrome there's no cure and you will slowly (or rapidly) become what you hate.

You better prepare yourself for some insane stalking if you have somehow wronged Magnus. There is no forgive & forget in her dictionary.

The fursuit

The fursuit was created by Skypro, a fursuit company owned by WRING WRING HERRO Telephone.

She started a gofundme page to help pay for her family dog's tumor after purchasing the suit. [[File:Cancerdog.png|thumb|right|Poor puppy]

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Magnus is a blue, red, and white angel dragon. Seriously.

Wha wha? Captured!

Although not very clear what happened between Pearl and Magnus, it's quite obvious to say that Magnus obviously started it. I mean, she always fucking starts shit. According to sources Magnus got buttmad because Pearl didn't want to be a Dutch Angel Dragon any longer due to Telephone's nazi way of controlling her SOOPR ORIGINUL SPESHUSH and saw Pearl as a traitor. Magnus created fake accounts on a DaD forum where she pretended to be Hyro and Pearl. But the poor dumb soul forgot that mods/admins can see your IP & the e-mail that you registered with.

Pearl found out because the admins of the forum are her friends and asked her about it. Of course, it didn't take long for Magnus to find out and screenshotted what Pearl said. Except.. she didn't screenshot the entire conversation. Nope, only a part of it. But it was good enough for her braindead fanbase. Magnus created a whole album called HARASSMENT HUGS where she put screenshots of everybody who didn't hug her back. She then later renamed the album PROOF HUGS but eventually made it password protected. a Reminder that if you screenshot what Sarina does or says means that you're slandering her. But it's perfectly fine for her to screenshot what YOU have said about her.

Magnus just wants hugs. :( Just give her hugs!

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