Lynn Ann
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
Lynn Ann (Born September 4, 1984) is a crazy and creepy fangirl of one of the Americunt perpetrators of the Columbine high school massacre, Eric Harris. Although there are many "Columbiners"(supporters/researchers of the Columbine killers), Lynn Ann takes the goddamn cake for how dedicated and degenerate she is. None are as devoted as she is, out of touch with reality and admirative the killers, owning some of the rare Columbine merchandise not sold in any stores (excepting blackmarkets), sharing her obsessions online, and disrespecting the deaths of the victims who got pwned in this incident as well as the opinions of others on it.
Murky origins
Not much is known of her previous antics other than she moved to Hollywood in Cuckifornia, threw a few thousand shekels at a surgeon to "fix" her hollow interior by slicing and nipping her mediocre exterior, and then failed miserably at trying to become an actress.
Prior to the internet, social misfits and the special would get relegated to filthy cages in human zoos for the delectation of us ubermenschen; nowadays, they just congregate on Dumblr, and this is exactly the bandwagon she hopped aboard on the road towards dying alone with 72 cats. The fact that despite having yearned for acceptance, that she has become an object of ridicule amongst people who identify as squirrels and paint with menstrual blood, is truly testament to the level of insanity one female can harbor.
Jewtube videos
Like any other mentally stable person who naively assumes that the internet is full of supportive people who share your interests, no matter how quirky or rare they are, she decided to tap into the welcoming community that is Jewtube to share her healthy obsession with Eric Harris with the world. Unusually, despite her channel being created on July 26, 2011, she only began uploading lulz videos on January 13, 2015.
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See Also
- Columbine - White boys do it better
- Tumblr - A cesspool of hormones, menstural blood and poz loads.
External Links
Her youtube her facebook her MySpace (A shitty website nobody fucking uses anymore)
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