Lynn Ann

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

The face of a perfectly normal and respectable citizen

Lynn Ann (Born September 4, 1984) is a crazy and creepy fangirl of one of the Americunt perpetrators of the Columbine high school massacre, Eric Harris. Although there are many "Columbiners"(supporters/researchers of the Columbine killers), Lynn Ann takes the goddamn cake for how dedicated and degenerate she is. None are as devoted as she is, out of touch with reality and admirative the killers, owning some of the rare Columbine merchandise not sold in any stores (excepting blackmarkets), sharing her obsessions online, and disrespecting the deaths of the victims who got pwned in this incident as well as the opinions of others on it.

Murky origins

Not much is known of her previous antics, other then when she moved to Hollywood in Cuckifornia, threw a few thousand shekels at a surgeon to "fix" her hollow interior by slicing and nipping at her mediocre exterior, and then failed miserably at trying to become an actress. So, much like the majority of Los Angeles residents.

Prior to the internet, social misfits and the special would get relegated to filthy cages in human zoos for the delectation of us ubermenschen; nowadays, they just congregate on Dumblr, and this is exactly the bandwagon she hopped aboard, on the road towards dying alone with 72 cats. The fact that despite having yearned for acceptance, she has become an object of ridicule among-st people who identify as squirrels and paint with menstrual blood, is truly testament to the level of insanity a female can harbor. If even tumblrinas don't like you, you know you're a fucking freak who should immediately become an hero.

Jewtube Videos

Like any other autist on the intarwebz who naively assumes that the internet is full of supportive people who share your interests, no matter how quirky or rare they may be, she decided to tap into the welcoming community that is Youtube to share her healthy obsession of Eric Harris with the world. Unusually, despite her channel being created on July 26th, 2011, she only began uploading lulzy videos on January 13th, 2015. After she started to rack in some views (and along that, a massive amount of hate comments), she quickly Made all of her videos private.