Lynn Ann

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
The face of a perfectly normal and respectable citizen

Lynn Ann (Born September 4th, 1984) is a crazy and creepy obsessed fangirl of one of the perpetrators of the Columbine high school massacre, Eric Harris. Although there are many "Columbiners" (supporters/researchers of the Columbine killers), Lynn Ann takes the goddamn cake for how dedicated and degenerate she is. None are as devoted as she is; out of touch with reality and admiring the killers, owning some of the rare Columbine merchandise not sold in any stores (exception: blackmarkets), sharing her obsessions online, and disrespecting the deaths of the victims who got pwned in this incident, as well as the opinions of others regarding Columbine.

(Skip to 0:55 and enjoy)

Murky origins

Dylan - the third wheel to Lynn and Eric's 'relationship'.

Not much is known of her previous antics, other then when she moved to Hollywood in Cuckifornia, threw a few thousand shekels at a surgeon to "fix" her hollow interior by slicing and nipping at her mediocre exterior, and then failed miserably at trying to become an actress. So, much like the majority of Los Angeles residents.

Prior to the internet, social misfits and the special would get relegated to filthy cages in human zoos for the delectation of us ubermenschen; nowadays, they just congregate on Dumblr, and this is exactly the bandwagon she hopped aboard, on the road towards dying alone with 72 cats. The fact that despite having yearned for acceptance, she has become an object of ridicule among-st people who identify as squirrels and paint with menstrual blood, is truly testament to the level of insanity a female can harbor. If even tumblrinas don't like you, you know you're a fucking freak who should immediately become an hero.

Lynn Ann shows off her graphic design skills

Being the reflective and deep soul that she is, Lynn Ann has taken up the medium of art to further convey her adulation. Alas, if only her muse were still alive to witness the homage. Perhaps if there is an afterlife, this is the ultimate punishment bestowed upon Eric and Dylan; to be constantly studied and obsessed over by some of the most fucked up motherfuckers in the entire world. A fitting punishment, for the chaos and destruction they inflicted on the innocent.

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See Also

  • Columbiners - Degenerate cunts from Tumblr who are obsessed and in love with the fags who did columbine.
  • Tumblr - A cesspool of hormones, menstrual blood and poz loads.

External Links

Her youtube

her facebook

her MySpace (A shitty website nobody has used since 2008)


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