Joe Firmage
Joe Firmage is a failed entrepreneur, feces eater, weenie licker, and Alien Abduction Victim and UFO Crackpot. He is well known for claiming to have been visited by space aliens in his bedroom who then "zapped" him with a ball of blue glowing energy, experimented on him, then sexually abused him. He is also known for blowing millions of dollars of other peoples money on UFO research. He subsequently claimed he had been subjected to mind control by space aliens, who turned him gay.
He founded several companies, all of which went bankrupt, and from which he was fired after claiming to be under the remote control of space aliens (USWeb, Novell, Serius). He also claimed to have been forced to have gay sex with them on their spaceship, and being forced to perform rimming on the alien commander.
Alien Abduction
Firmage claimed that an alien appeared in his bedroom, floated over his bed, then zapped him with blue balls. "Joe Firmage Alien Bedroom Encounter"
