Kique7

Johaan-N (also known as his alternate title “Kique7”) is a 24-year old GSD obsessed artist most noted for his comic artwork on the cancerous site DeviantArt, where he takes extensive time to draw dog sheaths in the finest detail no matter what angle the dog is in (no matter what), throwing bitchfits when people don’t give asspats to his dull style lacking ‘dogs (they’re not wolves guys!)’, and blocking or sassing any comment that isn't hero worshiping his substandard artwork. Spending up to 24 hours a day drawing dog shlongs, Johaan-N has recently opened his own Patreon, where you can spend $15 of your parent’s hard earned cash to see exclusive comic pages of dogs having seizures while fucking instead of the art and comics of better artists who charge for much less.

An immature manchild, Johaan-N has the attitude of a 12-year-old kiddo because his comic is HIS ENTIRE LIFE. Seriously, the guy never leaves his house. Having decided his comic is his end all goal in life and ‘will continue forever’, Johaan-N will throw hissy fits at anyone who critiques or questions the comic, despite the numerous plot holes and overall sloppy "writing". His girlfriend Megs-n has to talk him down each time, though her own identity is questioned due to their consistent matching pattern of typing and lack of evidence of her existence. She's a mysterious creature and tends to appear only when the god himself feels threatened. From 2015 to January 2017, Johaan-N has refused to accept any critique. Instead, when he's not hiding such comments or disabling the comment section for people agreeing, he's telling the commenter that they are wrong and they don't know how to read his flawless comic.