User:Kitmit/Dekira-the-alpha

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Dekira-the-alpha is a furry pedophile from Deviantart, who spends most of his days creating sock puppet accounts to molest stupid young woman. He often steals and traces art and pastes huge copyright watermarks all over it before he submits it. He is most imfamous for dying and coming back to life the next day, fully healed, after being shot in the heart.


Dekira-the-Jesus

A while back, Dekiras sock puppet (sock puppet account 1) posted a journal saying that Dekira had been shot in the heart whilst trying to save his dogs life. She asked for money as she said it would be his dying wish to buy an item from the Deviantart store. Many idiots believed this and proceeded to donate , whilst others started to become skeptical. It wasn't too long later that she posted a journal saying he had died. However, the next day Dekira returned, stating he had been released from the hospital, but still sticking to the story that he was "shot in the heart". People started to question his rather speedy "recovery". He stuck to his story, even though many people pointed out that it was bullshit and he would of died instantly if he was shot in the heart, and he soon started to retrace his steps.

 
shit just got real

Soon Dekira started to show super speed quality, like the ability to jump in front of bullets, he really was a hero.