User:MisterRemover/Howard Unruh
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New Jersey Chimpout of 1949
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THE FIRST MODERN MASS SHOOTER IN AMERICUCK HISTORY WAS A FAG! |
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! MisterRemover/Howard Unruh looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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| Howard Unruh | |
| Nationality: | Americunt 
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| High Score | Killed 13, injured 3 |
| Top 50? | 3rd Notable Loser (Gold Medalist) |
| Style | Walk of Death |
| An Hero? | No - Surrendered |
| Status? | FOUND NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF INSANITY |
If you're an Amerimutt, have you looked at the news and wondered to yourself, "Who's the guy that kickstarted our second national pastime?". If you're NOT an Amerimutt, have you looked at Amerimutt news and thought to yourself, "Who started this trend?" Well, look no further than this faggy crapstub.
Howard Unruh was a batshit insane, deeply closeted World War II veteran who snapped and killed 13 Kikes, Micks, Guidos and Krauts, and almost raped 3 more, including a 2 year old named Thomas Hamilton.
