MS

MS can refer to:

• Microsoft, an evil computer juggernaut.
• MuchoSucko.com, where bad btards go when they die.
• Mr. Saari, who was too cool for school.
• MySpace.com, see: tumbleweed.
• Ms., a salutation used by feminists.
• Multiple Sclerosis, a crippling disease that is basically the kiss of death if your last name at any point in life has been Gingrich.

This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.