Keegan Salisbury

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This person is a sick fuck!

They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these:

  1. HIV/AIDS
  2. Bestiality
  3. Cuckoldry
ATTENTION!
This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion.
You can help by posting their nude pix or spamming their talk page.
This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Find an iPod?

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Keegan James Salisbury (also known as MultiKeegster1, MultiKeegster2, KJS12, TheYtpMaker1000, YTPMaker1000, SourWashingMachine, Imageny, Empty Recycle Bin, xomdjl_, >nul, and Keegdog) is a severely autistic 17-year-old unwanted piece of shit, wannabe hacker, DDoSer and general fucktarded sped who wastes his time on the internet doing lots of shit no one cares about or other rubbish that rightfully drew the ire of many. This fat enby faggot usually sits on his chair making ytpmvs, whacking off to his many waifus, some of which are underaged; DDoSing and hacking people he doesn't like, overreacting over the slightest provocations, having autistic meltdowns and harassing every girlfriend he ends up getting together with.

Getting ready to fuck Kani from Sushi Pack!

Who in the living fuck is this dude and why is this an article?

Some 17 year old kid who's been on the internet for a long time has done nothing but make shitty youtube poops and crappy ytpmv/otomads. He has done nothing but manipulate others by joining a community, finds a girl and then ends up harassing them to the point the girl gets extremely uncomfortable being on this planet.

The Beginning

On September 15th 2004, Karrie Flannigan shat Keegan out of her vagina and bought him into the world. At a young age, Keegan was diagnosed with Ass Burgers.

Angry Birds for Google Chrome

Keegan's Love Quest!!!

 
Quick everyone, act like you're scared!

Similar to Chris-chan, who has a love quest by trying to get together with girls, Keegan has made a similar approach to wanting to fall in love with girls too. His recent ex-girlfriend, broke up with him cause of his sexually abusive attitude towards her. Fearing that his waifu would leave him forever, Keegan tried to use his permaban powers to bring her back to her server as well as forcing her to buy lewd clothes for herself so Keegan can jack his twizzler-esque microwang on her. After the breakup, Keegan felt very suicidal and developed a pornography addiction due to no longer having Ky to sexually abuse and live out his deranged incel fantasies.

Midori's Document of Keegan

Some random douche who is writing this article under the name of Midori (formerly Green ProDuctions Universe), who was a firmer friend of Keegan, made a ytpmv of keegan (at the same time shoving a bunch of Japanese sources into the ytpmv as well as writing a whole ass document of Keegan and his wrongdoings). Keegan hasn't learned shit from Midori and proceeds to get everyone to forgive him, heck half the people who watches Midori's content has already acknowledge Keegan's bullshit over the past years and so.

Trivia

  • Keegan's bent duck is only 3 inches long.

See Also

External Links

 

Keegan Salisbury is part of a series on YouTube.

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Keegan Salisbury is part of a series on Aspies.