Flaming Atom Forums

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The Flaming Atom Forums is a collection of furfags that engage in daily circle-jerks to anime porn and their hot female forum members. These forums were derived directly from the ThatFatAtheist forums (TheAmazingAtheist's amazingly more shitty forums). It started when TheAmazingAtheist banned Rick from the ThatFatAtheist forums, because Rick had supposedly abused his power as admin there (Although TheAmazingAtheist was just being an asshole). Rick, later on shut down the ThatFatAtheist website which he served as webmaster for as he did not receive payment for it (Different matter), some popular members on The Flaming Atom forums trolled the old forums with pornography postings and such in a lulzy attempt to backfire at TheAmazingAtheist.

The Flaming Faggot Forums

The Flaming Atom Forums are now seemingly more active than the forums they came from. Even though TheAmazingAtheist brings up his shitty forums in most videos he makes, the Flaming Atom Forums seems to grow daily. Rick's one accomplishment in life appears to be to have collected more atheists in one internet forum than the biggest atheist, and pathetic loser-faggot himself, TheAmazingAtheist.

The forum members spend most of their time posting in the General Discussion area, specifically threads like "Shit We Don't Like", where they bitch about how shitty their lives are on a regular basis. They even have a Minecraft server just for forum members, so they can all be forever alone in the same video game.


Rick, Forum Admin

 
Rick, admin of the Flaming Atom Forums, being a mopey fig tree.

Rick, as aforementioned, is a furry who mopes about his life daily. He is a liberal, who leaves his own bedroom only for household chores and to acquire more food. He is in fact terrified of leaving leaving his own home and going into public, thus having no real friends.

Other (Notable) Members

Wammy: a sort-of-attractive Indian (curry-nigger)chick who is dumb enough to think that being stupidly rich means being upper-middle class. Gets frequently beaten by her righteous and just parents, much to the amusement of a certain brown-nigger and the arousal of a certain scumfuck. Like a certain Spider, she has a love of retarded emo teen philosophies. Some people, as in the author, believe that she in fact deserves to be beaten, to be cut, to be burned, to suffer and bleed and broil in agony in a way that not even those idiotic masochists Spider and L'enfant would enjoy.

Seth: an unarmed, mentally questionable Eurotrash liberal pissant, who listens to emo music. He also plasters asses and tits all over his sigs, so people may pay attention to him (still not likely).

Anna: the foremost of the trans"women" on the site, and possibly the most annoying. "She" has a mole on her face that looks more like shit than that shit on Coughlan's, and it must also be in "her" brain. It would explain a lot, anyway. "She" is notorious for giving out bans for petty shit almost as much as Rick. Which is a lot.

OmicronNexus: a fag (literally) whom decided to pull a Ray William Johnson when Rick decided not to take his pills and trolled TFA; in other words, he's fucking Swiss, and that's bad, mm'kay? He's also known for having far too much sympathy for retards (he loves his family, after all).

TheFunMachine: acts like an actual anime character, with all the qualities you would expect (read: he's dumber than fucking tapwater injected with the blood of Dubya).

Alyson: a moronic attention whore, who constantly seeks attention by posting pics of her kind sorta attractive body. She also pisses and moans about men not finding her attractive, to get attention from the white-knight circlejerk that is the rest of the site. Alyson worked for greenpeace, because she thinks "green" and "peace" are nice words. She moved from Hawaii to close to San Diego, so that she could whore for attention from more people.

Tsukasa: a fucktarded, crosdressing weeaboo, who writes like your retarded cousin browsing /b/; even when he chooses to use grammar, he misuses apostrophes epically. Ironically, he's one of the most vitriolic anti-theists on the site, despite being himself a complete niggerbrained subhuman.

Kate: even less passable as a transsexual than Kristen; same with "her" trolling abilities. "She's" a hilariously whiny cunt who'll get butthurt over the slightest questioning of the supposed equality of trans"women" and actual, biological women. Is a stupid fag.

Barbapopo: an annoying (subhuman mongrel) autist, whom everyone believed for the longest time was black. This wasn't because his avatar was of a black man; in reality, it was an assumption made on the basis of his inability to effectively carry any intellectual tangent or real point. He also thinks that having avatars tht look like they were done by a 5-year-old for chocolate makes him look cool.

Spider Jerusalem: a tryhard, 2deep4u, emofag, dark and edgy, "genius" pseudo-intellectual, who has hilariously shitty taste in art (though some of the movies he likes are okay) and got banned for liking small tits. His ex is also a hideous monster.

Kristen: one of the least convincing transgendered "women" ever, and also an excitable, feeble-minded bastard of a failtroll.

Mindprowler: a failfag from Soviet Canuckistan, who produces music which sounds like trash cans going through a trash compactor. Also considers himself a transhumanist, as if the rest of the forum being made up of retarded liberals weren't bad enough.

Anchorite: a dipshit who manages to consistently flunk math classes in high school, and whose favorite US president was a fascist. He ironically mentioned in one of his PMs that he considers himself "one of the few smart ones". The irony then reared its cock and raped his eye-socket.

Ally_Mazin: the homosexual that could turn every gay person straight. Also a hilariously pretentious and fairly shitty artist; only one or two of his paintings were any good, and I'm being genuine.

JoeSpider: he is as punk as Justin Bieber, and as philosophically challenging as Dubya.

Vaginasaur: made them all cry in the fetal position for hours and Rick consume all his anxiety pills after he mentioned antinatalism.

Doubtkiller: a nigger who considers himself intelligent; 'nuff said.

Kandace: I don't think I've ever once seen him say anything the least bit interesting or enlightening; even worse, he's also a furfag who jerks off to cripples.

Varmint: a dumbass furfag from the US military (but did absolutely nothing while in it), who became worth talking about for a short time after he made an epically retarded video on Libya. Everyone on FAF, outside Rith, whom I'm close to, defended his idiocy, and have ever since. A source whom shall remain anonymous once tried to get him to read; it was not successful. Rith/FederalistFilms owned his ass on repeated occasions and quite epically at that, but he was under the precarious mindset that those on FAF are actually capable of seeing reason. In this respect, he was a tard.

Jack Frost/Salamut: a dumbass who tried and failed hilariously to troll the forum by posing as a gay teen from Lousiana. He is in fact a gay manchild from Australia. He also managed to nearly lose intellectual arguments with the others. Holy god.

Blargazuar: a dark and edgy Jew from the land of Zion, who got hilariously butthurt when the others took offense to a dumbass saying nigger in any context. He also has shitty taste in women.