Template:Traitors

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PRITHEE, TAKE A SOLEMN VOW OF SILENCE YOUR MAJESTY!
The realm deſireth NOT Thy entire chronicle of thrice-damn'd idolatorſ.
Nor wouldſt Thy ſubjectſ give a ſingle leper for Thy blood feud with ſome far-diſtant dynaſty.

Why doſt Thou not inſtead dedicate Thy ſoul unto reading the Bible and contemplating Thy family tree?

(And whilſt Thou art about it, how about doing penance by renouncing Thy luxurieſ and diſtributing Thy treaſureſ among the people?)
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