DarksydePhil/PCgaming

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I WAS PRESSING BUTTONS

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It should come to no surprise that Phil is too stupid to play on PC, as there are too many buttons for him to figure out.
Tried to play RAGE in 1080p, but because the idiot doesn't know anything about computers or anything in general, he couldn't get more than a couple of frames per second. This was obviously not Phil's fault, and it was clearly the fault of PC, that he couldn't play the game on max settings with old hardware. The other people that could were obviously cheating despite running on two year old hardware.
Another instance where Phil whined about not being able to play a game without lag was when he tried to run Watch_Dogs in full hd on an old piece of shit computer. Phil also claims, it is obviously a lie, that he used to be part of the PC Master Race.


   
 
Just repaired Leannas pc which was offline for a year. The culprit? A broken power button worth about 1 cent. Dumbest thing to break ever
 

 
 

—Phil - who claims to have been assembling PC's as a hobby



Fuck PC gamers


3000 dollars down the drain


I am pressing buttons


Backlash

No backups

DSP "accidentally" has his very own forums BALEETED a THIRD time by his retarded webmaster. Yet he doesn't even give a shit, a website costs him money after all...



   
 
If this doesn't show how clueless and incompetent Phil and his crew/followers are I don't know what does... did he know that you can backup your stuff automatically (you can even set how often and when) without doing much work? Oh wait, it actually costs money and phil only spends it on important things like figures i.e. plastic crap, totally necessary tools to flush the toilet, fast food, 3 TV's etc.
 

 
 

—Nothing but the truth.

Leanna and PC gaming

 

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