Musical.ly
When in the Course of EDiot events, it becomes necessary for one people to destroy the cancerous spawns of the internet which have made them develop painful tumors and to assume among the powers of the earth, the idiotic cesspool of a station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent paddling in the anus of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the roast.
What exactly impels them to the roast? Well, it all comes to the form of a shitty app on your phone (which you probably don't even deserve, you spoiled asshat) called Musical.ly. Musical.ly was an app created by azns known as Alex Zhu and Luyu Yang intended to be used for sixteen second videos that all are centered around preteen whores lip-syncing to atrocious songs they just so happen to like. The people who are retarded enough to post on this app are known as "Musers".
