Israel

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Israel (Hebrew: ישראל, Arabic: فلسطين‎ ), an illegal settlement of Jews in Arabia founded after World War II, is a sick mass-murder project masquerading as a country.

As one would expect of a Jewish state, Israel is the most overtly criminal nation in the world. It was founded by butthurt Jews who believed that it was God's (who they don't believe in) will that they have a Promised Land, and who wanted Jews to have their own country to serve as a safe haven from all the world's hate. Now here's a thought; Maybe if they stopped lobbing bombs at little kids playing in the street, and cured their addiction to money and power over others, (apparently, controlling the economy of one country isn't enough for them) they wouldn't need a safe haven in the first place!

The Jews there are constantly involved in wanton mass-murder of their Arab neighbors, engaging in such anti-lulz as indiscriminate war crimes involving use of banned weapons in densely-populated areas, as thoroughly documented by testimonies from their own soldiers, which some argue is a result of decades of mass fapping to Holocaust Porn, causing the Chosen People to internalize an eroticized narrative of genocide and act out their own Holocaust fantasies onto their poor Palestinian and Lebanese neighbors.

Favorite pastimes include: World Domination, Ethnic Cleansing and Long Walks on the Beach