Figment
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Figment Fagment is a website run by a bunch of cheap fascist pigs with the intent to attract teen, and young adult writers. Since the main userbase of the website consists of 16 year old girls and wrist-cutting niggers, the site is full of fucking awful poetry about how hard it is to be a rich white kid in America, and the daily suffering these lulfags go through.
Figbanned Peepul
Nox Zand
A well-known Ellen Page incognito and figfag who paraded around the forums throwing feces around. The inconsistent, dumb whore was raped by the mods for being a general and unfunny bish. She doesn't visit the site periodically like other banned members do because nobody really gives a fuck. She relayed her messages of BAAWWWWWWW to the rest of the figpublic by having other dramadick-riding teenagers on the site act as a liaison between her and them. Unfortunately, not a single fuck was given. To this day, it is widely believed that she ran away to /b/ and is lost. No one looks for her or wants her nasty pig-nosed Asian ass back. Talia is by far her biggest worshipper, going so far as to display her gay affections by adding "-Zand" to her name.
"Azzy"
Generally thought to be one of the most popular users on Figment, Azzy is a typical teenage forumwhore who got baleted. She was the most frowned-upon of the figtrolls, but the very small fraction of the Figment community that isn't made up of heartless people has her back. When a thread is started with Azzy's name in it, arguments arise and a bullshit number of users post all over it and it gets shut down by le modz. She still seeks attention under the totally original pseudonym 'Courtney Love'. Her age was relatively unknown until she came out and admitted she was just as old as everybody else. Every time her account is removed from the site, she returns and brags about her blowjob-blue eyes and what an attractive girl she is.
Notable Po-eh-treez
There aren't any. Because most of the figfags are smart enough to know poetry is for black people.
Character Chats
Popular among many users are "character chats," in which they pretend to be people they aren't, much like cosplayers or politicians. They believe the "character chats" help them improve "characters" in their books, so they flood the forums with several thousand of them at once. There is lingering animosity between "character chat"ters and users not bored enough with their lives to join in. Officially, however, the two species are allies and they enjoy civil, if cool, diplomatic relations.
Edit: These character chats have been banished to given their own website to go off and gay it up without bothering the white girls trying to write cutter poetry and talk about how funny penguins are in the forums.
Watch Out!
Despite giving free reign to the members on the site, there are many things you cannot discuss on Inkpop without having members getting upset on the forums. Heaven forbid you mention religion as on InkPop GOD IS LOVING AND SEX IS TERRIBLE. Due to the website catering to young adults, open-mindedness is frowned upon as it promotes thinking outside the box. All in all, inkpop is filled with sixteen-year-old girls like every other writing site ever.
ONOEZ THEY'VE FOUND US!
This article has recently come to the attention of members of inkpop and they are demanding that it be taken down. Sources tell us that inkpoppers are horrible at taking jokes. They also don't understand that ED does it for the lulz so pleads to take down the article or attempts to wipe it will fail.
The Day Inkpop Was Raped
Although Figment is essentially an interwebz n00b Nazi-Jew that was created yesterday, it eventually buttsecksed another writing fuckhole of cyberspace once known as Inkpop Dinkpop after HarperCollins claimed it was not making any moniez off the site.
The fanfag websites were merged on March 1, 2012 and combined Inkpop’s userbase of 75,000 to Fagment's userbase of 115,000. Most Inkpop users were pissed as fuck at the change and adopted a holier-than-thou attitude when they started joining Fagment all because there was the ability to copy and paste on the website. If you were to compare these pig-nosed bitchass hoes to anything, it would be to that extremely ugly new kid that goes to a new school, and acts like he is the absolute fucking shit when he moonwalks in the front fucking door. In response, most "Figgies" "Faggies" were up in arms and running around like whiney ass bitches who haven't been fucked for 5 months and have baby-daddies that owe two years’ worth of child support.
Inkfags never feel welcome at Fagment. The faggots on Fagment be all like "Nigga dis my h00d, fuck u".
Most inklebiters and figniggers disagree with each other on everything on a daily basis, from how to ride dick on the forums to how to describe their Mary Sue’s eye colour without sounding over the top. They do not realize how similar they are to each other; the fact remains that the writing on both sites is/was generally horrible and written by teenage weeafags who masturbate to Cardcaptor Sakura.
External Links
Inkpop.com— Because nobody uses that shit anymore, nigga- Figment.com — New home for all of the Inkfags
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