Kabutolover334

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Kabuto is a cute guy from Naruto not a Pokemon!!11

Kabutolover334: Powerword Megan Jospeh, first came to the attention of ED when attempting to whiteknight the epic lolcow SephirothPrincess941. Many lulz were had at her expense due to her godawful spelling and claims of assburgers and lysdexia. When Sepphy eventually raged on her for daring to post in her signature that she loved the same animu faggot as her, most of the attention turned back to SephirothPrincess's monumental asshattery. Why a self-proclaimed Christian was hanging around a devil-worshiping Jashinist in the first place is anyone's guess. She also despises yaoi because it's icky and doesn't conform to the bible while we all know Sepphy can't get enough of the hawt boy loves!

Kabufgt fell of the radar for a while until an anonymous Tartlet commissioned a work parodying her Mary-sue dragon OC. Lulz ensued.

The infamous White-Knight Fail

NOT A WHALE!!!

The picture that started the drama
The Original

After seeing the parody work Kabutolover334 proceeded to have a shitfit, reporting the artist Stapledslut not once, not twice, but eleven times. Baaaaawing that her OC shouldn't have been used without her permission (despite being a blatant re-color Spyro sue to start off with) Kabufgt then started to bitch how the creature her Sue was killing was not a whale but a "shadow blod".

She then uploaded a character reference picture of Glacia Warrior Dragon's arch nemesis on her account to show how it wasn't a whale. Since she can't draw worth shit everyone left comments on what an awesome whale she drew. She began playing the internet-tough-guy and chiefly ignoring the attention

Being 22 years old and still living at home with mommy, Kabutolover334 has no life and spends her entire day on Deviantart stalking better artists than herself (namely everyone). But you better damn well not draw yaoi or she'll tell you how disgusting and wrong that is! Kabufgt will comment on every. single. damn. picture ever drawn by popular Narutard artists in their gallery. She also favorites about 1000 pictures a day. When someone thanks her for it, Kabufgt practically demands that they check out her ttly awsum gallery as well since she took the time out of her busy day to look through theirs.

She joined a DA group for OCs and bawwed when her entry wasn't accepted for being a Mary Sue and then bitched to the Mods that their journal entries on character flaws were aimed directly at her. Meanwhile her own Group is nothing but a self-serving tribute to her OCXKabuto because it trooo wuv.

Being the dumb, arrogant shit that she is, Kabufgt was also stupid enough to leave her real name on her DevianTart page and to leave her Failbook unprotected for all to see.


It's all about meeeeee
Specail

Ways to troll Kabutolover334:

  • Tell her it's a goddamn whale
  • Tell her Kabuto is an awesome pokemon but Kabutops is way cooler
  • Spam her page with yaoi
  • Tell her Kabuto is in love with Orochimaru

Her Contact Info
Megan Joseph
10122 Anderson Rd
Granger, IN 46530
(574)674-8718

Screencaps

Gallery of Fail

See Also

SephirothPrincess941

External Links

DevianTart Page
Her Failbook

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