Gay Rape

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A man being raped in front of his Girlfriend
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A victim in tears


Gay rape is a stimulating hobby that faggot shit-stabbers enjoy. The 3 rules of this popular and lighthearted game are very simple, they are:

1. The person committing rape must be gay,

2. The person being raped must be straight.

3. The person being raped must have no prior knowledge of the fact that they are going to get raped.


Gay rape is not to be confused with queer bashing. Or gay faggots having dirty bumsex with each other.

Gay rape was invented in 1782 by bored gay people in the back streets of London, England, and soon spread across the whole of Europe and then Murka. It is estimated in a 2011 watchdog report that as of November 2010 93.5% of all males on the planet have been raped by a gay. Judging by this data they say that if you are male and you haven’t been raped by a gay faggot yet you almost definitely will be in the next two weeks. There are no statistics for female gay rape as all woman love having sex with each other all of the time and thus they break the 2nd and 3rd rules of gay rape.

Here is a popular site for people who practice Gay Rape: http://www.straighthell.net/?nats=NjkyOjM6Mg,0,0,0,0

Famous Gay Rapists:

There are many famous gay rapists, the fact based documentary south park recently exposed George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg as gay rapists, repeatedly raping Harrison Ford in his role as Indiana Jones.


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photographic evidence

See the evidence on Youtube

Other famous gay rapists include:

  • Simon Cowell
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    Simon Cowell grooming his next victim.
  • Gordon Ramsay
  • Your Dad
  • Mr. T
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Here we see WWE commentator Micheal Cole being raped by a wrestler.
  • Michael Heseltine
  • Sean Connery
  • All people in prison (especially when showering).
  • The Zionist and partialy blacky president of Murka Obama Bin Laden
  • All ex Presidents of America
  • Gandhi
  • All policemen
  • All people in the army

Nixon

Interestingly ex president Richard Nixon was famed for raping all new male members of his political party, his one light witticism being “I will rape you till you bleed’


   
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There are times when Gay Rape is necessary. I know that. When you have a black man in a suit, or a chink that speaks English
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—Richard Nixon expressing his views on the need for Gay Rape.


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Known as the "Daddy" in Gay Rape circles here we see Nixon with one of his many terrified victims.



Other famous gay rapist quotes are:

   
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‘You’ll like it, not a lot but you’ll like it’,
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— British Magician Paul Daniels before raping a subordinate


   
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“I pity the fool”,
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— Mr. T after being raped by Gay spokesman Hulk Hogan


   
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“Don't rape too many Asians, you'll end up all slitty eyed”,
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— Prince Philip praising Asian gay rape tollerance


   
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“At the Carter Center we work with victims of Gay Rape, and we give support to Gay Rapist heroes.”,
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— Ex President Jimmy Carter


   
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‘“I like to give em flaps on their arses”,
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— Strong Man Geoff Capes at the 1981 strongest man competition.

The seal of approval:

After being raped the victim is branded by the rapist with a red hot iron, a permanent burn mark is there forever as proof of the gay rape incident. Gay rapists take pride in their 'symbols'.

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Example of Gay Rape Branding, this particluliar gay rape symbol belongs to Simon Cowell and is a prized posession by many would be faggots engaged in faggotry


It is advised by all medical establishments that people wishing to avoid gay rape should endeavor to have themselves branded in this fashion and pretend that they were raped already. Then if somebody tries to rape you you can laugh and tell the 'would be' rapist that you have already been buggered senseless by somebody else. However it is only polite in Gay Rape circles that the failed victim then rape the 'would be' rapist in the mouth.

Here we see a terrified Welshman protecting himself against Gay Rape by getting his girlfriend to brand his ass for him.

Some faggots resist being branded so that they can be raped multiple times.

Goatse and AIDS

Some people are raped so badly that they end up with severe Goatse. Another benefit of Gay Rape is that it cures AIDS, unless you are a black chocolate man.

Legal Requirements:

It is illegal in the British Isles and most of Europe to attempt gay rape if you are not actually gay. The punishment for attempting gay rape or actually succeeding at gay rape in the poo pipe of a man if your straight is to be hobbled. The hobbled criminal is then fed to pigs. This isn’t the case in Murka where it is assumed by all Murkans that all men are gay anyway.

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Some Pigs eating a 'Hobbled' law breaker in Switzerland


Prison Rape

The relaxing and enjoyable game of Gay Rape is very popular amongst criminals in prison. It has come into common usage to refer to rape of inmates by other inmates, and less commonly to the rape of inmates by staff, or the rape of staff by inmates. Rape of corrections officers by inmates almost exclusively occur in the shower rooms. Rape committed in prison is thought to be more about practicing the art of Gay Rape for when the criminal returns to society. The experience of rape almost always is reported to hurt the hole found inbetween the buttocks that is more commonly known as the ass hole or shit tube. This is because the act of Gay Rape involves the raping of said hole. Psychologically worse than regular violence, the game of Gay Rape has the added benefit of allowing the rapist to dominate others socially therefore a lot of inmates take up the game and use Gay Rape to dominate other inmates. Somewhat like being good at chess or poker and using the skill to gamble and win luxury items.

In 2001, Human Rights Watch estimated that at least 6,000,000 inmates in the United States had been raped while incarcerated, and there is a significant variation in the rates of prison rape by race. Just Detention International estimate that young men are five times more likely to be attacked because they have tight hoops and that the prison rape victims are ten times more likely to be cured of any STD's they may have had proir to incarceration.

All prisoners in Great Briton are raped before breakfast by the visiting upper classes. This is known as 'taming the masses' and was introduced into British prisons in the late eighteen hundreds by petitioning headmasters from Eton and Cambridge universities. The idea being that the privaleged students could hone their Gay Rape skills on working class criminals. This allowed the ruling class to kill two birds with one stone: putting the fat-tongued working class in their place, or 'taming the masses', and giving the furture ruling class an advantage in an important and socially respected art form. This explains why some of the best gay rapists are upper class Brit fags.


Other things that can occur as a result of poor Gay Rape practice are fartleberries, dangleberries, clangers, cling ons, raging berries, blood orange hoop, hecklescakes, buttnuggets, japs eye chaffing and stink eye.

Arse candles and fuck nuts are to be avoided.

Hone your skills

Here is an educational video of how to successfully execute a gay rape.



A Classic redneck gay rape:



In the Animal Kingdom

Gay Rape is a cross species phenomena. here we see a Chimpanzee raping a frog, this Chimpanzee is obviously somewhat of a connoisseur deciding to rape the frog in the mouth as opposed to the frogs shit pipe; major frog lulz:


Dolphins are notorious sex pests and are some of the best Gay rapists in the animal kingdom. Footage of Dolphin rape is so disturbing that it can't even be shown on the zionist propoganda and kiddie porn website Youtube

So here is some shark rape instead:

See Also

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--Stephennofriends 08:33, 13 August 2011

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