Emma Sulkowicz

	“	fuck me in the butt	„
	—Emma Sulkowicz

Taking attention whoring to the next level.

Emma Sulkowicz is yet another in the long line of fine, upstanding young women who claimed to have been raped at college. After filing a complaint against her assailant and being ignored, Sulkowicz decided to instead use her "crippling trauma" to get an easy A in her liberal arts class and started walking everywhere on campus carrying around a mattress, prompting various media appearances and an online protest where college sex bloggers posted their nudes online in what they thought was feminist solidarity but will most likely just be used as blackmail material by future coworkers. The mattress shtick was described as "performance art" and was dubbed "Carry that Weight" in what was meant to symbolize the burden of being a rape victim, but instead now symbolizes the fact that Emma is ready to go any place, any time.

Yes, in a (not so) shocking twist it turned out that, like 98.5% of all rape accusations, it was false. Her alleged abuser is now suing the school, its board of trustees and her art teacher, but sadly not her. Still, the court documents have revealed some interesting things about Emma, like her having herpes, her contacting her "rapist" the day after the "rape" to ask him for more dick, and the fact that the reason she claimed she was raped by him was because he broke up with her after he realized that she's an obsessive stalker that wouldn't stop texting him and literally begging him to fuck her in the ass.

For all this and more, Emma was affectionately dubbed "Mattress Girl".

Her Story

It all began in the summer of 2012. Emma Sulkowicz was a student at Columbia University, where she met a nice boy named Paul Nungesser. As is typical of a young college couple, the two engaged in sexual intercourse, and as is growing evermore common, the girl afterwards regretted it and claimed rape.

An investigation was launched, and Nungesser was cleared of any guilt. Normally, it'd end there, but the appropriately-named Sulkowicz wasn't done with him yet, and started a public campaign about the crisis of campus rape culture. Sulkowicz drew attention to herself by carrying around a dirty mattress, which made her story go viral.

The feminists on social media and their SJW allies in the press quickly elevated Sulkowicz on a pedestal, making her a national hero, with the fact that the accused man was cleared being only a pesky, minor detail. U.S. Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) invited her to attend the State of the Union with her, along with many other media engagements. Again, keep in mind that this was all well after Nungesser had been cleared.

Paul Nungesser Speaks Out

During the media feeding frenzy, Nungesser initially laid low, the man believing in his youthful naïveté that the media would eventually dig a little deeper on the skank's story. However, after seeing his lying accuser become a nationally celebrated figure, Nungesser finally had enough, and decided it was time to give her a metaphorical raping.

Nungesser went to the media and released many e-mails between Sulkowicz and him. The e-mails, sent after the alleged rape had occured, showed that despite Sulkowicz's claim to have "suffered in silence" and to have been "shattered", that "silence" apparently didn't apply to the man who had supposedly did the deed.

	“	On Sept. 9, on a morning before an ADP meeting, it was Sulkowicz who initiated the Facebook contact, asking Nungesser if he wanted to “hang out a little bit” before or after the meeting and concluding with: whatever I want to see yoyououoyou respond—I’ll get the message on ma phone On Oct. 3, Sulkowicz’s birthday, Nungesser sent her an effusive greeting; she responded the next morning with, “I love you Paul. Where are you?!?!?!?!”	„
	—A clearly heartbroken Sulkowicz works up the courage to contact the man who raped her.

Sulkowicz told The Daily Beast that she would provide them with annotations explaining the context of these messages, but never did.

Nungesser unsuccessfully tried to get his reputation back, with it now being abundantly clear that this woman lied about the assault. But that’s not a compelling story for SJWs, and it remains doubtful anyone will be inviting Nungesser to the next big shindig in D.C. As a result, Nungesser filed a lawsuit against Columbia for failing to stop her campaign of harassment of him, and indeed, actively participating in it. Included in the filing were numerous Facebook private messages between the two, and among these was this memorable phrase, which caused extreme butthurt in the social justice crowd which had been supporting her:

	“	fuck me in the butt	„
	—Emma Sulkowicz, literally asking for it

#FuckMeInTheButt and #TheresNoPerfectVictim

When Emma was revealed to be a lying whore who likes to be fucked "in the butt", officers of the Columbia University Allies for Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention tweeted #FuckMeInTheButt photos in solidarity, including: Anna Ho MBA 2016, Stephanie Schreiber MBA 2016, Melissa Szobota, Zoe Yang MBA 2016 (pictured), and Marci Zimmerman.

After witnessing Nungesser's irrefutable evidence of Sulkowicz's attention whoring, SJWs flip their shit out after realizing this was the third time a woman had lied about being raped. Rather than concede that deception, lies, fraud and libel are inherent misconducts of the humankind (regardless of sex, religion, race, ideology or doing it for the lulz), they opted for doing the most stupid shit ever by rationalizing and justifying how bad they screw it up, with the old trick of removing the agency of adult victims as assuming they are incapable of recognize if they were raped in first place. Thus was born #ThereIsNoPerfectVictim, a hashtag designed to cover for their misguided support of Sulkowicz.

According to clickbait writers, victims of rape (especially women) lack the skills to know how to respond to trauma, and in many cases they will behave in a way only children and mentally handicapped people naturally respond. So everything a woman said must be 1000% true and reliable and must be believed beyond any fact checking. Because women's feelings are more valid than factual evidence in a court of law.

Because apparently there's no perfect way to respond to theft, mutilation or murder.

That "previous intimacy" invalidated she was coerced into sex.

Did they seriously threaten you, or do you just have shitty taste in men?

Especially if that happens in a stage or a moving picture

And depriving them of agency and being condescending to them apparently not

Otherwise they will believe what you said, oh wait...

Why do you speak in her behalf? Check your survivor privilege!

So, given that the narrator is unreliable because of trauma...

We must believe EVERYTHING she said?'

Nope, Police relied in a weird kind of sorcery called "Criminal Investigation",

Media on the other hand...'

	“	Julie and Wagatwe Wanjuki began a Twitter hashtag about sexual assault survivors, which took off.	„
	—"Curator" Andrea Vargas on Why they're not real campus rape victims to fit our narrative?

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Feminists (who apparently don't know about the tale of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf") are desperate to have the upper hand in sex with men related affairs, so any little transgression they think was inflicted upon them is enough to be regarded as bad as physical violent assault, and so men can be accountable and be disproportionately punished for emotional but insignificant wrongdoings. So when the narrative they carefully constructed fails, is better to excuse it by saying that victims respond in impossible ways rather than acknowledge they are possibly lying. That's why they appeal to tearjerker media stories or the imposition of Kangaroo Courts knowing that they cannot win in a real, evidence-based legal trial.

Even if the card of the battered wife syndrome is played, this is not the case as Sulkowicz failed to prove she received any threats from Nungesser if she speaks about the "rape" incident, she is not defending him and she is not with him. Adding insult to injury, real victims will be discarded as Sulkowicz "rip-offs" or will be treated in patronizing ways by telling them that are incapable to heal their physical and emotional wounds, staying in a permanent state of victimhood and unable to move on with their lives.

Nungesser Sues Columbia

Google's first recommendation when searching for Emma Sulkowicz's name is surprisingly accurate.

They're both psychiatrists, butt Sandra Leong MD and Kerry Sulkowicz MD have no idea how they produced a lying sociopathic whore like Emma. Perhaps a clue can be found in that Emma (and Olivia) were conceived through in-the-butt insemination

On April 23, 2015, news broke that Paul Nungesser is suing Columbia University, for essentially sponsoring Sulkowicz's mattress misinformation campaign. Nungesser, a German citizen, claims his reputation and job prospects have been ruined by the little liar. Hopefully Nungesser will receive the compensation he deserves from Columbia.

The complaint, filed against Columbia University, Jon Kessler, Lee Bollinger, board of trustees for "sposorship" of Sulkowicz's rape allegations and performance art piece, in the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York, can be viewed here. The complaint contains numerous lulz at halfbreed whore Sulkowicz's expense:

	“	On the second occasion that they had sexual intercourse that spring, Emma Sulkowicz asked Paul to engage in anal sex with her. Paul stated that he had no experience with it. Emma Sulkowicz said she had enjoyed it in the past with other men and wanted him to proceed. The two engaged in anal sex as part of their foreplay. They then progressed to vaginal intercourse.	„
	—lolsuit complaint, para 18

	“	In response to Emma telling Paul about her having a sexually transmitted disease...	„
	—lolsuit complaint, para 21, revealing that Emma Sulkowicz is a diseased whore

	“	While they were still freshmen and before any physical relationship had begun, Emma Sulkowicz broached the topic of anal sex with Paul by private facehook messenger as follows: Emma Sulkowicz: fuck me in the butt	„
	—paragraph 16

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Graduation Day is a bummer for liar Emma Sulkowicz

Emma Sulkowicz: never NOT falsely crying 'RAPE!'.

On May 19, 2015, Emma's graduation day, she tried to go on stage with her mattress still in hand and was greeted with a series of LULZy consequences...

College President Refuses to Fuck Emma Sulkowicz in the butt

	“	As Ms. Sulkowicz and her friends ascended the stage, Mr. Bollinger, who had been shaking the students’ hands, turned his back and leaned down as though to pick something up from his seat. Ms. Sulkowicz leaned over the mattress, trying to catch his eye, then straightened up and kept walking, shrugging with her free hand.	„
	—Columbia President, Not wanting to catch Emma Sulkowicz's scorching herpes.

	“	"I even tried to smile at him or look him in the eye, and he completely turned away," she said later. "So that was surprising, because I thought he was supposed to shake all of our hands."	„
	—Emma, on how she got PTSD.

Emma Sulkowicz posters splattered across campus (MOAR in Gallery)

But being snubbed by the school's administration wasn't where the fun ended. On the same day, the streets around town were flooded with posters of her and Lena Dunham.

A twitter account called FakeRape took responsibility and has been flooding twitter with pictures of his/her handiwork, as well as futile effort by white knights to tear the posters down (there are too many). When accused of harassing Emma by doing this and the people taking down the signs by taking pictures, FakeRape responded exactly the way Emma did when she was accused of lying and harassing people, saying it was "an art project".

THE UNTOLD TRUE STORY OF MATTRESS GIRL EMMA SULKOWICZ

Emma Sulkowicz, an 18-year-old human-identifying persyn of ambiguous race, gender, and sexual orientation, had bravely decided to pursue her education as a doctoral candidate in quantum fluid mechanics despite generations of systemic oppression by the patriarchal white male capitalist supremacist society.

She studies 19 hours a day while working 3 jobs to support herself because of the exploitative university framework that allows straight white males to attend college for free

Emma's continued progress despite all of the obstacles placed in her way by the fiendish administration (run exclusively by old white men) catches the attention of Paul 'Cunt Crusher of Cologne' Nungesser, renowned Germanic neo-Nazi and top agent of the Kyriarchy, who had been assigned to Columbia University straight from Germany to ensure that no brave strong competent progressive world citizens could dispel the carefully-maintained illusion of white male supremacy.

Right before Emma's final exams, Paul 'Womb Wrecker of Westphalia' Nungesser batters down the door of her dorm room, the wood splintering under the assault of his 7 foot, 400 pound frame of pure Aryan rape muscles.

Terrified, Emma stammers out, "who are youyouyouyouyou?", her eyes glued open by this perfectly-developed result of 10,000 years of female-oppressing evolution standing before her the arrogant übermensch barks out laughter, the glint of misogynistic sadism shining visibly in his cruel, penetrating blue eyes, and replies in his thick nazi accent that he "ist heer für die hang out", his hands moving to unfasten his gleaming eagle swastika belt buckle.

Despite her encyclopedic knowledge of feminist theory, Emma finds her body betraying her; seduced by his shining platinum-blond hair and chiseled arrogant countenance, her eyes move unwilling downwards as he prepares to institutionalize his misogyny inside of her vulnerable yielding form.

the high-ranking SS officer hangs out his biological rape weapon over 18 inches in length and thicker around than a coke can, with fist-sized grenades of weaponized male privilege dangling ominously inside his patriarchy pouch.

Emma tries to resist, but she is caught in the same paralyzing magnetic field of sexual desire that has kept womyn of all colors subservient to the white male kyriarchy since time immemorial. Emma's body betrays her as Paul 'Hymen Hammerer of Hamburg' Nungesser stalks towards her, polished jackboots clacking harshly on the cold tile floor, his meaty oppresschlong already slick and glistening with the tears of the 517 WOCs he had violated before breakfast.

Her quivering womanhood, confused and reacting unconsciously to generations of societal indoctrination falsely claiming that PIV intercourse isn't rape, begins to soak her panties with pre-rape juice, preparing her for this thunderous Teutonic invader intent on wrecking her even harder than her father's native Poland three generations ago

his rough hands seize her hips, and tears flow freely from Emma's diverse brown eyes as Paul 'Slut Slammer of Stuttgart' Nungesser flips her effortlessly over onto her stomach, shredding the underclothes from her body like Adolf Hitler shredded the Treaty of Versailles.

An extremely-problematic sensation of arousal vibrates through Emma's slim, nubile form, the dusky-skinned womyn shuddering beneath this blond brute as she feels his massive patriarcock, now as rigid and firm as the strict gender norms imposed by white male supremacist America, pulsing with wicked sexual intent against the tantalizing tanned curve of her tightly-clenched tuckus as he presses his turgid dongminator against the delicate petals of her defenseless feminine flower, it's the searing heat that finally awakens the strong independent womyn that resides within all survivors of the patriarchy that empowers her to cry out, "we n-need to have a c-chill sesh, maybe during the..."

The heartless future camp commandant, enraged by this small but infinitely significant act of heroic defiance in the face of his overpowering intersectional privilege, decides not to ravish her quivering ciswoman genitalia and impregnate her with a future beneficiary of societal privilege, instead aiming his malevolent man-ram at the tight virginal pucker hidden between her satiny-soft cheeks.

Without any warning or preparation, Paul 'Booty Batterer of Berlin' Nungesser bashes his bulbous biospear against her bared butthole in a brutal blitzkrieg unseen since the Battle of the Bulge. Emma screeches as her sphincter is smashed to smithereens by the Sturmbannführer's swollen staff of sexual enslavement, her slender shape shuddering with spasms of servile sensual submission, screaming, "...SUMMMMERRRR!!!

He hammers her hole for 40 straight hours, reaming her abused ass without mercy as Emma's body tries to cope with the trauma of her total violation by falsely interpreting the experience as enjoyable, cranking out orgasm after orgasm as she surrenders herself to his Aryan aggression.

After what seems like an eternity, Paul 'Ferocious Fuckmachine of Frankfurt' Nungesser reaches rapegasm, flooding Emma's bulldozed bowels with 15 gallons of his steaming-hot subjugation sauce, he leaves her there, broken and barely-conscious, his privilege pudding leaking out of her and leaving a permanent stain on her mattress in a startlingly-accurate reproduction of seven and a half pages of Mein Kampf.

As he prepares to leave, Paul 'Muff Mauler of Munich' Nungesser warns Emma to keep silent like the good Republican bitch he had just made of her, mocking the brave survivor of his brutal sexual assault by asking a "lying gook buttslut" [sic] like her if she understood that her purpose in life was to serve as "the White Man's cumdumpster"

completely overwhelmed and exhausted by her trauma, the courageous victim of the patriarchy whispered in a soft, shuddering voice...

"lol yusss"

thankfully, due to the efforts of our progressive and visionary leader President Barack Hussein Obama in establishing and funding the Intercollegiate Service for Institutionalized Sexism (ISIS), Emma Sulkowicz's ordeal was discovered by ISIS Field Director Judith S. Rosenblatt, who assisted Emma in recalling the details of her sexual trauma 12 months after it had happened.

Ms. Rosenblatt also advised her to take up her mattress as a sign of public protest against the ubiquitous rape culture on American campuses, where women are statistically more likely to be raped than they would be in a lawless Central African war zone which has been wracked by unceasing political violence and suffering from a complete collapse of governmental authority for the past 20 years in response to the recent article published by the Daily Beast expressing skepticism about Ms. Sulkowicz's allegations, Ms. Rosenblatt reportedly exclaimed, "Oy vey, the boyim know! Never forget the one in four!"

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BEWARE bros: lying whore Emma has a sister, Olivia Sulkowicz (who also loves buttsex)