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Johaan-N (also known as his alternate title “Kique7”) is a 24-year old GSD obsessed artist most noted for his comic artwork on the cancerous site DeviantArt, where he takes extensive time to draw dog sheaths in the finest detail no matter what angle the dog is in (no matter what), throwing bitchfits when people don’t give asspats to his dull style lacking ‘dogs(they’re not wolves guys!)’, and blocking or sassing any comment that isn't hero worshiping his substandard artwork. Spending up to 24 hours a day drawing dog shlongs, Johaan-N has recently opened his own Patreon, where you can spend $15 of your parent’s hard earned cash to see exclusive comic pages of dogs having seizures while fucking instead of the art and comics of better artists who charge for much less.

An immature manchild, Johaan-N has the attitude of a 12-year-old kiddo because his comic is HIS ENTIRE LIFE. Seriously, the guy never leaves his house. Having decided his comic is his end all goal in life and ‘will continue forever’, Johaan-N will throw hissy fits at anyone who critiques or questions the comic, despite the numerous plot holes and overall sloppy "writing". His girlfriend Meg-07 has to talk him down each time, though her own identity is questioned due to their consistent matching pattern of typing and lack of evidence of her existence. She's a mysterious creature and tends to appear only when the god himself feels threatened. From 2015 to January 2017, Johaan-N has refused to accept any critique. Instead, when he's not hiding such comments, or disabling the comment section for people agreeing, he's telling the commenter that they are wrong and don't know how to read his flawless comic.

Asmundr

If you were unfortunate enough to come across this comic on DeviantArt, you'd notice that it is a cesspool of terrible anatomy (and look at that pup's reaction to her father being mauled before her eyes!), obvious tracing, multiple dropped plot-lines (the mystery meat's effects and ghost wolf's visit are never given explanation), inconsistencies, shitty panels lacking any dynamic poses, perspectives or angles, complete refusal to grasp the 180 rule (he even says so right here), clear copying of realistic dog breeds and then plastering his own breed name on them to copyright them ("Northern Rifle"? That's obviously a black German Shepherd), a lack of a clean or original style (though he magically had one away from the shit comic and its pages (pay attention to the dates) , awful attempts at sexy dog romance with an embarrassing obsession with dogs making "fuck me now" eyes at each other (this comic should've been about anthros with all this cringy shit), a questionable fetish for rape and all antagonists being rapists (literally all of them), an obnoxious unrealistic use of dogs using Paleolithic human weapons for no other reason other than to look cool (it's never explained how these realistic dogs tie knots, use tools that require opposable thumbs, or why they even bother), and sexist male superiority "writing" with every female character being a breeder, exposition girl, or damsel. For this, Johaan-N might claim he "can't connect with females" despite apparently connecting to fucking dogs just fine, and this excuse just shows his sexist mindset even more because according to that statement and his comic, he can only see females as damsels, love trophies, breeders, and exposition diarrhea.

To top it all off, the comic ends with disgraceful, lazy and never explained sci-fi copouts and random alien antagonist forces shown once or twice and never seen again, explained or mentioned again. The list goes on and on but to save you the trouble of reading: Asmundr is an inconsistent, tasteless, dull, insulting bowl of porage oats that can only be enjoyed if you've never read good comics, share Johaan-N's obsession with DARPGs and German Shepherds, enjoy fapping to dogs seducing each other or German Shepherds doing that "sexy stud trotting", or you just like the magical concepts. Sadly though, the concepts that look exciting are turned to shit when they're no longer immediately convenient to the (lack of) plot and they're never actually developed.

Sounds awful, but it gets worse. While Asmundr was finally ending, Johaan-N announced he was expecting a sequel and he was going to take a break to work on it. Turns out he went into labor early, because he was popping out the next comic's pages in less than a few days. The everyman would expect the sequel comic to be better than the first, but no one was prepared for how much farther down the waste pits it really is.

Home

While comic creators normally improve through time, Johaan-N proves to DeviantArt that you don't have to improve to be successful. Just constantly pander to your rabid shipping fans and you're in the clear. When Asmundr ended, Johaan-N decided to use the same rapid shitposting method Nickelodeon uses to keep Spongebob alive to get his sequel comic Home up and running. Home somehow managed to be worse than the comic before it and it proves that Johaan-N decided he was too good for writing, proofreading or editing any form of a script. If you thought that Home would provide for the lack of world building, relationship development, gender equality, consistency, and dynamic panels in Asmundr's "story", you thought fucking wrong.

Tracing

Antagonists and Mental Illnesses

GSD obsession

Dropped Plotlines

Rape Obsession & Gay Dog Sex

Having achieved patreon status from your parents' hard earned cash, you can now enjoy the numerous canine sex scenes Johaan-N spends hours trying to draw whilst masturbating furiously (for only $15, what a steal!). But the cringeworthy sex scenes are not just available on his patreon, but in the comic itself. Johaan-N has an obsession with throwing in dogs raping each other, which while realistically dogs have sex with each other with no qualms because they're fucking dogs, Johaan-N has made it perfectly clear that the dogs in his comics are basically humans trapped inside canine bodies. Meaning the rape is just that - rape. Every antagonist he creates has to be a rapist plagued with a mental illness of sorts (traits he takes from a wikipedia list on mental illnesses because, y'know, he is incapable of creating a villain without copy pasting an ailment onto them), all female characters are raped or otherwise abused in some form or another, due to his inability to relate to females other than by having them gangraped. Wonder what his girlfriend thinks of all this?

180 Rule

The Cringe Files

The following are parodies or minor edits to panels to emphasize the cringy shit quality of them. One of them isn't edited though. Can you even guess which one?

Gay Dog Knot
Muh Feels
Makeout Sesh
Secrets
This is Highschool
Da Booty

Honourable Mentions of Incidents

Inability to take Critique

Johaan-N is completely unable to take any critique, assuming he is the greatest artist to ever grace DeviantArt with his presence. Due to his entitled manbaby attitude, any comment even hinting at any critique is either ignored or replied with pathetic excuses to make up for his shit and pretend that the way you worded a critique is the perfect excuse to disregard anything you said. No matter how much effort you put into the critique or how polite it is overall he will hide the comment or type a rejection reply with an obnoxious attitude stating that he knows better than anyone else. The critiquer may even be silently and peacefully blocked - that is if his rabid fans haven't shitpiled onto it because JOHAAN-N IS GOD. On SmackJeeves where the bitchy manchild is known as Kique7, he's been caught justifying his deletion of critique comments even when other people agreed the comment wasn't bad as he pretends it was, all while lying that he accepts constructive criticism. Oops!

When faced with multiple persons critiquing the same comic panel or page in question, Johaan-N will disable all comments or write a journal whining about how wrong they are and how they don't understand anything about his life - aka his comic. He might even go on a "ban party" and proudly proclaim he doesn't give a shit about the most basic of things, like the 180 rule.

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-{{deviantart|Johaan-N}} (also known as his alternate title “Kique7”) is a 24-year old GSD obsessed [[lolcow|artist]] most noted for his comic [[shit|artwork]] on the cancerous site [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]], where he takes extensive time to draw [https://i.imgsafe.org/e03ec9ed73.png dog sheaths in the finest detail] no matter [https://i.imgsafe.org/e05f3edf8e.png what angle the dog is in] ([https://i.imgsafe.org/e0d950631f.png no matter what]), throwing [[bawww|bitchfits]] when people don’t give [[asspat|asspats]] to his dull style lacking ‘dogs (they’re not wolves guys!)’, and blocking or sassing any comment that isn't hero worshiping his substandard artwork. Spending up to 24 hours a day drawing dog shlongs, Johaan-N has recently opened his own Patreon, where you can spend $15 of your parent’s hard earned cash to see exclusive comic pages of dogs having seizures while fucking instead of the art and comics of better artists who charge for much less.
+{{deviantart|Johaan-N}} (also known as his alternate title “Kique7”) is a 24-year old GSD obsessed artist most noted for his comic [[shit|artwork]] on the cancerous site [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]], where he takes extensive time to draw [https://i.imgsafe.org/e03ec9ed73.png dog sheaths in the finest detail] no matter [https://i.imgsafe.org/e05f3edf8e.png what angle the dog is in] ([https://i.imgsafe.org/e0d950631f.png no matter what]), throwing [[bawww|bitchfits]] when people don’t give [[asspat|asspats]] to his dull style lacking ‘dogs(they’re not wolves guys!)’, and blocking or sassing any comment that isn't hero worshiping his substandard artwork. Spending up to 24 hours a day drawing dog shlongs, Johaan-N has recently opened his own Patreon, where you can spend $15 of your parent’s hard earned cash to see exclusive comic pages of dogs having seizures while fucking instead of the art and comics of better artists who charge for much less.
-An immature manchild, Johaan-N has the attitude of a 12-year-old [[furfag|kiddo]] because his comic is HIS ENTIRE LIFE. Seriously, the guy never leaves his house. Having decided his comic is his end all goal in life and ‘will continue forever’, Johaan-N will throw hissy fits at anyone who [[constructive_criticism|critiques]] or questions the comic, despite the numerous plot holes and overall sloppy "writing". His girlfriend {{deviantart|Megs-n}} has to talk him down each time, though her own identity is questioned due to their consistent matching pattern of typing and [[imaginary_girlfriend|lack of evidence of her existence]]. She's a mysterious creature and tends to appear only when the god himself feels threatened. From 2015 to January 2017, Johaan-N has refused to accept any [[truth|critique]]. Instead, when he's not hiding such comments or disabling the comment section for people agreeing, he's telling the commenter that they are wrong and they don't know how to read his [[cringe|flawless comic]].
+An immature manchild, Johaan-N has the attitude of a 12-year-old [[furfag|kiddo]] because his comic is HIS ENTIRE LIFE. Seriously, the guy never leaves his house. Having decided his comic is his end all goal in life and ‘will continue forever’, Johaan-N will throw hissy fits at anyone who [[constructive_criticism|critiques]] or questions the comic, despite the numerous plot holes and overall sloppy "writing". His girlfriend Meg-07 has to talk him down each time, though her own identity is questioned due to their consistent matching pattern of typing and lack of evidence of her existence. She's a mysterious creature and tends to appear only when the god himself feels threatened. From 2015 to January 2017, Johaan-N has refused to accept any critique. Instead, when he's not hiding such comments, or disabling the comment section for people agreeing, he's telling the commenter that they are wrong and don't know how to read his flawless comic.
 == Asmundr ==
-If you were unfortunate enough to come across this comic on [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]], you'd notice that it is a cesspool of [http://fav.me/d7ei2gq terrible anatomy] (and look at that pup's reaction to her father being mauled before her eyes!), [http://fav.me/d7awp8g obvious tracing], multiple [http://fav.me/d95cw48 dropped plot-lines] (that mystery meat's effects and the ghost wolf's visit are never explained), inconsistencies, shitty panels lacking any dynamic perspectives or angles, complete refusal to [http://i.imgur.com/oiWSgY0.jpg grasp the 180 rule] (he even says so [http://i.imgur.com/1jY2i69.png right here]), clear copying of [http://fav.me/d90n61s realistic dog breeds] and then plastering his own breed name on them to copyright them ("Northern Rifle"? That's obviously a black German Shepherd), a lack of a clean or original style (though he magically had one [http://kique7.tumblr.com/post/97183780350away away from the shit comic and its pages (pay attention to the dates)] , awful attempts at [http://fav.me/d9hv1w9 sexy dog romance] with an embarrassing obsession with dogs making [http://fav.me/d9jgd7y 'fuck me now' eyes at each other] (this comic should've been about anthros with all this cringy shit), a questionable fetish for [http://fav.me/d8gon6f rape and all antagonists being ''rapists''] (literally [http://fav.me/d9717v9 ''all of them'']), an obnoxious unrealistic use of dogs using Paleolithic human [http://fav.me/d7eope5 weapons] for no other reason other than to look cool (it's never explained how these ''realistic dogs'' tie knots, use tools that require opposable thumbs, or why they even bother), and sexist male superiority "writing" with every female character being a breeder, exposition girl, or damsel. For this, Johaan-N might claim he "can't connect with females" despite apparently connecting to [[furry|fucking ''dogs'']] just fine, and this excuse just shows his sexist mindset since according to that statement and his comic, he can ''only'' see females as damsels, love trophies, breeders, and exposition diarrhea.
+If you were unfortunate enough to come across this comic on [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]], you'd notice that it is a cesspool of [http://fav.me/d7ei2gq terrible anatomy] (and look at that pup's reaction to her father being mauled before her eyes!), obvious [http://fav.me/d7awp8g tracing], multiple [http://fav.me/d95cw48 dropped plot-lines] (the mystery meat's effects and ghost wolf's visit are never given explanation), inconsistencies, shitty panels lacking any dynamic poses, perspectives or angles, complete refusal to [http://i.imgur.com/oiWSgY0.jpg grasp the 180 rule] (he even says so [http://i.imgur.com/1jY2i69.png right here]), clear copying of [http://fav.me/d90n61s realistic dog breeds] and then plastering his own breed name on them to copyright them ("Northern Rifle"? That's obviously a black German Shepherd), a lack of a clean or original style (though he magically had one [http://kique7.tumblr.com/post/97183780350away away from the shit comic and its pages (pay attention to the dates)] , awful attempts at [http://fav.me/d9hv1w9 sexy dog romance] with an embarrassing obsession with dogs making [http://fav.me/d9jgd7y "fuck me now" eyes at each other] (this comic should've been about anthros with all this cringy shit), a questionable fetish for [http://fav.me/d8gon6f rape and all antagonists being ''rapists''] (literally [http://fav.me/d9717v9 ''all of them'']), an obnoxious unrealistic use of dogs using Paleolithic human [http://fav.me/d7eope5 weapons] for no other reason other than to look cool (it's never explained how these ''realistic dogs'' tie knots, use tools that require opposable thumbs, or why they even bother), and sexist male superiority "writing" with every female character being a breeder, exposition girl, or damsel. For this, Johaan-N might claim he "can't connect with females" despite apparently connecting to fucking ''dogs'' just fine, and this excuse just shows his sexist mindset even more because according to that statement and his comic, he can only see females as damsels, love trophies, breeders, and exposition diarrhea.
-To top it all off, the comic ends with disgraceful, lazy and never explained [http://fav.me/d9re2qe sci-fi copouts] and [http://fav.me/d9ig8tb random alien antagonist] forces that are shown once or twice and never seen, explained or mentioned again. The list goes on and on but to save you the precious time that would be wasted on reading this book of polished shit: [[shit|Asmundr]] is an inconsistent, tasteless, dull, insulting bowl of porage oats that can only be enjoyed if you've never read good comics, share Johaan-N's obsession with DARPGs and German Shepherds, enjoy [[yiff|fapping to dogs seducing each other]] and German Shepherds doing that 'sexy stud trotting', or you just like the magical concepts. Sadly, the concepts that look exciting are turned to shit when they're no longer immediately convenient to the (lack of) plot, and they're never actually developed.
+To top it all off, the comic ends with disgraceful, lazy and never explained [http://fav.me/d9re2qe sci-fi copouts] and [http://fav.me/d9ig8tb random alien antagonist] forces shown once or twice and never seen again, explained or mentioned again. The list goes on and on but to save you the trouble of reading: Asmundr is an inconsistent, tasteless, dull, insulting bowl of porage oats that can only be enjoyed if you've never read good comics, share Johaan-N's obsession with DARPGs and German Shepherds, enjoy fapping to dogs seducing each other or German Shepherds doing that "sexy stud trotting", or you just like the magical concepts. Sadly though, the concepts that look exciting are turned to shit when they're no longer immediately convenient to the (lack of) plot and they're never actually developed.
-Sounds awful, but it gets worse. While Asmundr was finally ending, Johaan-N announced he was expecting a [[ZOMG|sequel]] and was taking a break to work on it. Turns out he went into labor early, because he was popping out the next comic's pages in less than a few days. The everyman would expect the sequel comic to be better than the first, but no one was prepared for how much farther down the waste pits it turned out to be.
+Sounds awful, but it gets worse. While Asmundr was ''finally'' ending, Johaan-N announced he was expecting a sequel and he was going to take a break to work on it. Turns out he went into labor early, because he was popping out the next comic's pages in less than a few days. The everyman would expect the sequel comic to be better than the first, but no one was prepared for how much farther down the waste pits it really is.
 == Home ==
-While comic creators normally improve through time, Johaan-N proves to [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]] that you don't have to improve to be successful. Just constantly pander to your rabid [[shipping|shipping]] fans and you're in the clear.
+While comic creators normally improve through time, Johaan-N proves to [[DeviantArt|DeviantArt]] that you don't have to improve to be successful. Just constantly pander to your rabid [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Shipping shipping] fans and you're in the clear. When Asmundr ended, Johaan-N decided to use the same rapid shitposting method Nickelodeon uses to keep Spongebob alive to get his sequel comic Home up and running. Home somehow managed to be worse than the comic before it and it proves that Johaan-N decided he was too good for writing, proofreading or editing any form of a script. If you thought that Home would provide for the lack of world building, relationship development, gender equality, consistency, and dynamic panels in Asmundr's "story", you thought fucking wrong.
+== Tracing ==
+== Antagonists and Mental Illnesses ==
-When Asmundr ended, Johaan-N decided to use the same rapid [[shitposting|shitposting]] method Nickelodeon uses to keep Spongebob alive to get his sequel comic Home up and running. Home somehow managed to be worse than the comic before it and shows that [[God|Johaan-N]] decided he was too good for writing, proofreading or editing any form of a script. If you thought that Home would provide for the lack of world building, relationship development, gender equality, consistency, and dynamic panels in Asmundr's "story", you thought fucking wrong.
+== GSD obsession ==
-Home starts with a page at the end of Asmundr that includes [http://fav.me/d9rln9k an ironic quote]: ''"and the next generation will bring our species even farther"''. It's ironic because not only is our main protagonist an only child ''and'' gay at the same time (so his parents' legacy is doomed), but the next generation repeats every single mistake seen in Asmundr since characters are as smart or as stupid as the plot needs them to be, so they never actually develop.
+== Dropped Plotlines ==
-The story obsesses over [http://fav.me/darbrzl awful sexy dog romance] so much that the story and world building are nonexistent, the only characters that matter to the "story" are male and in a romantic relationship ([http://fav.me/d9sri21 this youngster] that was a pup in Asmundr barely has character or page time since she's neither of those), we have ''more'' [http://fav.me/da40uxr dropped plot devices] (that traced horse with a sable antelope head exists to shove a dog off a waterfall later and never appears again), more obnoxious use of human weapons [http://fav.me/daoe3rd to the point these fucking ''dogs'' never use their teeth to fight], more [http://fav.me/d9tjphr obvious tracing] (the last two panels especially, with one panel being a dog jumping or laying and the last panel being a dog rolling over), ridiculous inconsistent [https://i.imgsafe.org/fb0ef51313.png sage speech] (Why not "Let's get some sleep" instead of "Let us fall to bed"? This character hasn't talked like this consistantly in the past btw), female characters ''again'' being rape victims, damsels, or exposition vomit, more lack of dynamic panels, and ''more'' obsession with antagonist forces being rapists. As we speak, the comic has 200+ pages but no set plot or storyline.
-Everything is just scenes, dogs reacting and never being proactive, shit attempts at romance, lack of ''any'' development, stupidly obvious conveniences and random "plot" devices, offensive use of rape and mental disorders, and ugly character design choices like [http://fav.me/d9sgjl9 this lil shit's zombie cheekbones and jarring Disney eyes]. Another insulting move Johaan-N makes for this comic is his use of the comment section as his script, where he pulls ideas for dialogue, plots and plot twists (and plot holes), and where he explains the story and character motives(because Johaan-N forbid the ''comic'' fill the void). His butthurt ass will upload some pages with comments disabled after people dare to question the god, but he'd never keep them that way since he ''needs'' the comments to continue his [[shit|comic]]. The list goes on (again) and the [[shit|shit]] storm shows no sign of stopping.
+== Rape Obsession & Gay Dog Sex ==
+[[File:Rogiobreaksback.jpg|400px|center|Just Kill Me Now]]
+Having achieved [[patreon|patreon]] status from your parents' hard earned cash, you can now enjoy the numerous canine sex scenes Johaan-N spends hours trying to draw whilst [[masturbation|masturbating furiously]] (for only $15, what a steal!). But the cringeworthy sex scenes are not just available on his patreon, but in the comic itself. Johaan-N has an obsession with throwing in dogs raping each other, which while realistically dogs have sex with each other with no qualms because they're fucking dogs, Johaan-N has made it perfectly clear that the dogs in his comics are basically humans [[bestiality|trapped inside canine bodies]]. Meaning the rape is just that - rape. Every antagonist he creates has to be a rapist plagued with a mental illness of sorts (traits he takes from a wikipedia list on mental illnesses because, y'know, he is incapable of creating a villain without copy pasting an ailment onto them), all female characters are raped or otherwise abused in some form or another, due to his inability to relate to females other than by having them gangraped. Wonder what his girlfriend thinks of all this?
+== 180 Rule ==
 == The Cringe Files ==
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 <center><gallery perrow="3">
-File:Yaoiposter.jpg|Yaoi Wet Dreams
 File:Thatknot.png|Gay Dog Knot
 File:Feelsafebby.png|Muh Feels
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 File:Thisishighschool.png|This is Highschool
 File:Dabooty.png|Da Booty
 </gallery></center>
+== Honourable Mentions of Incidents ==
-== Tracing and Breed Ripoffs ==
-[[File:Fuckedeyeranach.png|200px|thumb|left|alt text]]
-If you think it's fishy that [http://kique7.tumblr.com/post/97183780350 this] (which actually looks good) is the same age, if not older than [http://fav.me/d7ei2gq this shit], then congratulations! Unlike the majority of Johaan-N's brainwashed fanbase, you have critical thinking skills and can see that Asmundr was Johaan-N getting used to tracing photos of wolves and dogs. His tracing skills get cleaner into the comic, but that's the ''only'' thing that improves.
-Still unable to draw dogs without referencing or tracing every single pose, Johaan-N has come out with a flurry of new breeds, copyrighted despite the fact they are literally [[sparkledogs|sparkledogs]] of real dog breeds. For as little as 100 [[deviantart|deviantart]] points, you can own one of these obvious copies. If you point out that it took thousands of years of selective breeding to produce the 'wild' canines you see in his comic, you bet your ass you're getting blocked.
-== Comment Revelations ==
-Due to Johaan-N's inept writing abilities, many plot points, explanations, clarifications, vague attempts at foreshadowing, and so on are revealed in the comments. Did you know this history about Ralek and Kargo? Because I sure didn't until I read the comments! Good thing Kique knows where to include exposition or I might not have read the comments. Where else are you supposed to find answers? In the comic itself? Fuck that. Johaan-N spares himself the trouble of good storytelling by using the comment section as his damn ''script'', and when he's not using his fans' theories for the 'story' (without ever giving any of them credit), he can be found explaining things that would have been shown in any ''well written'' comic.
-[[File:Pullout.png|center]]
-== Rape Obsession & Gay Dog Sex ==
-[[File:Rogiobreaksback.jpg|400px|center|Just Kill Me Now]]
-See the cringe above? That's not even counted as NSFW according to Johaan-N. No, that page is on Patreon. It can't be shown here (since it's strictly "Patreon only"), but it's a waste of $15 to buy it since it's just panels 4 and 6 ''repeated'' plus a panel of [http://fav.me/dawuux9 Oreo dog] licking [http://fav.me/dan4gbh Sexy Brown Stud]'s stomach (which is expected to be erotic, so forget tummy rubs being innocent for your dog!).
-Having achieved [[Patreon|Patreon]] status from your parents' hard earned cash, you can now enjoy the numerous [[furry|canine sex scenes]] Johaan-N spends hours trying to draw whilst [[masturbation|masturbating furiously]] (for only $15, what a steal!). But the cringeworthy sex scenes are not just available on his Patreon, but in the comic itself. Johaan-N has an [[fetish|obsession]] with throwing in dogs raping each other, which while realistically dogs have sex with each other with no qualms because they're fucking dogs, Johaan-N has made it perfectly clear that the dogs in his comics are basically humans [[bestiality|trapped inside canine bodies]]. Meaning the rape is just that: rape. '''Every''' antagonist he creates has to be a rapist plagued with a mental illness of sorts (traits he takes from a Wikipedia list on mental illnesses because, y'know, he is incapable of creating a villain without copy pasting an ailment onto them), all female characters are raped or otherwise abused in some form or another, due to his inability to relate to females other than by having them gangraped. Wonder what his [[imaginary_girlfriend|girlfriend]] thinks of all this?
-Take the Hivemind for example. The Hivemind is a group of female Meteor Tribe dogs (The Meteor Tribe is of course a cult of rapists) that have no agency of their own or names. They all share the same mind and opinions with the exception being Jonna Darkness Dementia Raven Way, their leader and a character who was introduced as a perky sunshine and pulled a one-eighty in a single panel. Did you know the unnamed-in-the-comic female Meteor dogs are named Inna, Fremja, and Vandi? If you didn't, that's okay, because Kique only created them to be rape fodder.
-Stalked at an early age and given genetics against her will by an asshole god, kidnapped, abused, coercively raped at best, another character, Lifa (from [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kique7#Asmundr Asmundr]), falls in love with her kidnapper, developing Stockholm syndrome. But you can bet Johaan-N doesn't acknowledge that. Her sister is nearly raped repeatedly by numerous different males because Johaan-N is just such a talented writer that he can't put any other torture into his comic aside from rape. Ronja (from [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kique7#Home Home]) gets some dick and is thrown to the guy's father to be raped, as are all females in the Meteor Tribe tribe of fuckery. Fucking Ferah (from [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Kique7#Home Home]), of course being fucking female, just can't do anything right, especially when she's constantly being sucked into damsel-in-distress situations. You've been big on survival ever since you escaped the rapist Meteor Tribe and you don't hesitate to kill to survive? Are you a wily lil' wild dog who is characterized as cunning except in instances when its detrimental to the narrative? Doesn't matter. Johaan-N will use you as rape fodder or throw you into a victim situation because you own a vagina. Wait till the boys show up to save you again!
-[[File:Itburns.png|center]]
-Spoiler alert - [[idiot|dogs don't actually behave this way]]
-Good thing this is a fictional fucking story, literally none of that needs to be written because that shitty excuse for trash Johaan-N is IN CONTROL OF THE STORY AND CHARACTERS, and tries to justify his overfuckinguse of rape due to his inability to relate to female characters [[furfag|(but he can relate to dogs?)]]. Hey, Johaan-N, here's an idea: stop using rape as a cheap drama device and take some classes on writing. The comic is piss poor and is nothing more
-than fetish material for [[furry|furries]].
-[[File:EJwVzEEOhCAMAMC 8ABaRSz6G4IEScQS2j1t9u-r1znM13zGZXZzqnbZAY4qicdhRXnEkm1hLleOvYpN3CCqxnS2fKvATOTdHCaHwW-IAfGhsJJb6MEF0dM6QW1v0-9ifn--4SHK.png|center|400px]]
-Aimed towards a 'mature' audience of 12-year-old children hastily unzipping their pants at the mention of gay dogs rimming each other. Mature enough to throw in rape but not adult enough to deal with the aftermath of it. Honestly, the 'this comic is mature' reasoning is just Johaan-N's excuse to rub his dog dick fetish on the audience. You won't ever see female dog anatomy in this comic, kids!
-== 180 Rule ==
-Its almost like Disney's [[The_Lion_King|The Lion King]], but, unlike that movie, Asmundr and Home contain very few similarities to Disney: no plot, unlikable characters, and the art is god awful. Johaan-N and the 180-Rule is not a heartwarming tale. No. It's a story of how rules don't apply to him, and, if you point out how often he breaks the 180 rule, well, maybe its because you don’t know how to read/view a comic. It should be pointed out here he once told this to another user on an Asmundr page with now-hidden comments. Want to know how to not be an asshole to your fans? You don't treat them like morons for pointing out something valid. When confronted about it in the past, his immediate reaction was "The fucks the 180 rule?" This is a pretty good definition of it: The 180° rule is a cinematography guideline that states that two characters in a scene should maintain the same left/right relationship to one another (Peña Film Studies: 180° Degree Rule). The rule is not specific to films, and comic artists that make good comics will tell you the same. Johaan-N is just one of few that refuses to ever yield or admit he's wrong. You want examples?
-[[File:EJwVyMENwyAMAMBdGAAMhBqyDQJEkBKMsPuqunvVe95HvfetTnWJLD6NqYML7apZaOfedCfqd8trsC70mCySy W0KWwcYvAuWg8xJIAI8K 08u44AG0IkBDNqDSl5N1sBL1mV98ftgEkHw.png|center]]
 == Inability to take Critique ==
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-Johaan-N is completely unable to take any critique, assuming he is the greatest artist to ever grace DeviantArt with his presence. Due to his entitled [[manchild|manbaby]] attitude, any comment even hinting at any critique is either ignored or [http://oi64.tinypic.com/fz90fm.jpg replied with pathetic excuses] to make up for his shit and pretend that the way you worded a critique is the perfect excuse to disregard anything you said. No matter how much effort you put into the critique, or how polite it is overall, he'll hide the comment or type a rejection reply with an obnoxious attitude stating that he knows better than anyone else. The critiquer might even be [[ragequit|"peacefully" blocked]] - that is if his rabid [[furry|fans]] haven't shitpiled onto them because JOHAAN-N IS [[GOD|GOD]]. On SmackJeeves where the bitchy [[manchild|toddler]] is called Kique7, he's been [[fail|caught justifying deleting critique comments]], even when other people agreed the comment wasn't bad as he pretends it was and all while lying that he accepts constructive criticism. [https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/a/ac/Critiquereject2.jpg Oops!]
+Johaan-N is completely unable to take any critique, assuming he is the greatest artist to ever grace DeviantArt with his presence. Due to his entitled manbaby attitude, any comment even hinting at any critique is either ignored or [http://oi64.tinypic.com/fz90fm.jpg replied with pathetic excuses] to make up for his shit and pretend that the way you worded a critique is the perfect excuse to disregard anything you said. No matter how much effort you put into the critique or how polite it is overall he will hide the comment or type a rejection reply with an obnoxious attitude stating that he knows better than anyone else. The critiquer may even be silently and peacefully blocked - that is if his rabid [[furry|fans]] haven't shitpiled onto it because JOHAAN-N IS [[GOD|GOD]]. On SmackJeeves where the bitchy [[manchild|manchild]] is known as Kique7, he's been caught justifying his deletion of critique comments even when other people agreed the comment wasn't bad as he pretends it was, all while lying that he accepts constructive criticism. [https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/a/ac/Critiquereject2.jpg Oops!]
-When faced with multiple persons critiquing the same comic panel or page in question, Johaan-N will disable all comments or write a journal whining about how wrong they are and how they [[STFU|don't understand anything about his life]] - aka his comic. [http://i.imgur.com/1jY2i69.png He might even go on a "ban party" and proudly proclaim he doesn't give a shit about the most basic of things, like the 180 rule.]
-== Rabid Fans ==
-Since Johaan-N's fans are incapable of accepting any criticism of their beloved [[attention_whore|tyrant leader]], any comment even hinting at criticism will be dog piled onto and torn apart. Any logic in the original comment will quickly be thrown out the window in favor of [[Shit_no_one_cares_about|'Johaan-N has been stalked/harassed/bullied before, leave him alone!']]
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-Said fanbase consisted almost entirely of 12 year old children who, when not begging their parents to loan them money for the dog pronz, are leaving cancerous comments on every single comic page posted. The vast majority are [[furry|furry]] rape apologists or [[attention|attention]] craving babies almost as bad as their lord and savior Johaan-N himself. It is insanely easy to troll these [[lolcow|lolcows]], simply post that you don't agree with [[bestiality|gay dogs]] or Home's "main protagonist", [http://fav.me/d9sgjl9 Roamer's fucked up cheekbones and Mary-Sue ass] and you'll send them into a rage, wetting themselves in fury before mass spamming the same damn comment over and over in the hopes that their [[Notice_me_senpai|Senpai will notice them]].
+When faced with multiple persons critiquing the same comic panel or page in question, Johaan-N will disable all comments or write a journal whining about how wrong they are and how they don't understand anything about his life - aka his comic. [http://i.imgur.com/1jY2i69.png He might even go on a "ban party" and proudly proclaim he doesn't give a shit about the most basic of things, like the 180 rule.]
-==External Links==
-*{{deviantart|Johaan-N}}
-*{{patreon|Kique}}
-*{{youtube|}}[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYU4ibn9RNoDV8i849Aphlw "Proof" he doesn't trace his comic pages (not really)]
-*{{tumblr|kique7}}
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