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| | <div style="color:red; font-size:33px; margin-top:0.1em;">'''ATTENTION!'''</div><div style="margin-top:0.5em; font-size:20px">'''The subject of this article is a [[Lol-cow|lolcow]], and is currently ripe for [[trolling|milking]].'''</div><div style="margin-top:0.7em; font-size:14px">You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing [[sperg|theatrics]].</div>
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| Deviantart is never shy of disgusting degenerate manchildren. Fetish fags to asshurt anons who cannot take no for an answer are just many in the sea of shit in that cesspool of "art." Then there are the [[Moleman9000|Alpha Sperglords]] of dA who think they have a personal army and block any and all people they challenge to an internet slapfight.
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| {{dauser|elizuke94|Elizuke94}} is one such sperg. Known for "her" love of big-breasted women sky diving, this little snowflake has made a name for themselves in a campaign of harassment, ebegging, and just by being a source of lulz.
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| == Who Dis Now? ==
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| Elizuke (AKA [[Shit no one cares about|Elize Masterson]]) has made a name for "herself" over the time they've been on Deviantart. Starting in 2015 Eli became known for "her" obsession with big breasted bimbos, and by big I mean spine shattering anime tier trash. But just have massive melons isn't enough to get "her" wet, so to add to it they need to be skydiving, and nothing else [[Serious Business|OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!]]
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| == Overreactions and the Personal Army ==
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| Because of "her" kink, many people do not want to draw for Eli and tell "her" to politely [[fuck off]]. But seeing as this is the internet no snowflake can just [[kill yourself|do the right thing]] and leave everyone alone. So just like with any snowflake with "[[GOTIS]]," there are always the [[white knights]] there to protect their "lady." In just a month, Eli already had their private army ready to attack any and all users who dare deny "her" [[whores|parachuting bombshells]].
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| == "I'm not a country singer!" ==
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| [[File:ElizukeDenial.png|thumbnail|Textbook example of damage control]]
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| Now throughout the article you probably noticed whenever I refer to Eli as "her" I always use quotation marks. While Eli has their bio on dA listed as female and has a woman as "her" profile picture, things are not as they seem.
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| [[File:ElizukeProfilePic.jpg|center|250px]]
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| You see, this image of "Eli" is actually of actress and country singer [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jana_Kramer Jana Kramer], that Eli claims is "herself." If you're that dense and haven't figured it out by now, [[No shit|Eli isn't really a woman]]. Eli uses the persona that he made up for himself in similar style to [[CattyN]] for two reasons: 1. To hide the fact that he's a filthy degenerate, and 2. So he can take advantage of the many faggots of dA into white knighting for him and giving him free shit by pretending he has GOTIS. He almost got away with it too, until a few fags remembered [[Rules of the internet|Rules #29 & #30]].
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| Even after being exposed, Eli is in full denial, blocking any and all users who even have a chance at seeing through his facade.
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| == The List ==
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| To help his personal army in his crusade against melontit haters, he's comprised an adorable [http://archive.is/8KX13#selection-1521.0-1605.13 shit list] filled with many different people that that rustled his [[jimmies]] one way or the other.
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| === How to get on The List ===
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| *Tell him that he's rude
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| *Remind him that his profile pic is of a country singer
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| *Be friends with anyone on his list
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| *Remind him that requests do not guarantee him free artworks
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| *Tell him big breasts are not healthy and damaging to women's spines
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| *Deny him a request
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| Image: ElizukeList1.jpg
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| Image: ElizukeList2.jpg
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| Image: ElizukeList3.jpg
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| Image: ElizukeList4.jpg
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| Image: ElizukeList5.jpg
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| </gallery></center>
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{cg|Elizuke94's Fap Folder|Blank templates|center|
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| <gallery>File: ElizukeSmut1.jpg
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| File: ElizukeSmut2.png
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| File: ElizukeSmut3.png
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| File: ElizukeSmut4.jpg
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File: ElizukeSmut5.jpg
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| </gallery>
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| }}
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| {{cg|Gallery of Rage|Blank templates|center|
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| <gallery>File: ElizukeRage1.jpg
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| File: ElizukeRage2.jpg
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| File: ElizukeRage3.jpg
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| File:ElizukeRage4.jpg
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File: ElizukeRage5.jpg
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| </gallery>
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| }}
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| == External Links ==
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| *{{dauser|elizuke94|Elizuke94}}
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