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[[File:Hartford-245x300.jpg|thumb|right|250px|The cow herself]]
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'''Brianna Brochu''' was an [[Whore|18-year-old girl]], Junior [[Nazi]] and a student at the University Of Hartford that hated having a black roommate so much that she resorted to sticking her roommate's toothbrushes up her ass, rubbing her backpack down with used, bloody tampons and putting her [[masturbate|Schlicking juices]] into her lotions,and make-up to get her black roommate to leave rather than do the sensible thing, go up to her and say, "I hate You bitch, Leave."  <br>
'''Brianna Brochu''' was an [[Whore|18-year-old girl]], Junior [[Nazi]] and a student at the University Of Hartford that hated having a black roommate so much that she resorted to sticking her roommate's toothbrushes up her ass, rubbing her backpack down with used, bloody tampons and putting her [[masturbate|Schlicking juices]] into her lotions and make-up to get her black roommate, Jazzy Rowe, to leave rather than do the sensible thing, go up to her and say, "I hate You bitch, Leave."  <br>
Like all master criminals in this modern age of electronic media, the second our [[Ku Klux Klan]] member got what she wanted, she gad to go riggt to [[Instagram]] and brag about how she drove out her unwanted roommate.
Like all master criminals in this modern age of electronic media, the second our brilliant [[Ku Klux Klan]] member got what she wanted, she had to go right to [[Instagram]] and brag about how she drove out her unwanted roommate.


{{Quote|After 1½ month of dripping my lady juice in her coconut oil, pissing in her water bottle, rubbing used tampons [on] her backpack, putting her toothbrush places where the sun doesn’t shine, and so much more, I can finally say goodbye Jamaican Barbie|Brianna Brochu}}
{{Quote|After 1½ month of dripping my lady juice in her coconut oil, pissing in her water bottle, rubbing used tampons [on] her backpack, putting her toothbrush places where the sun doesn’t shine, and so much more, I can finally say goodbye Jamaican Barbie|Brianna Brochu}}
== Social Justice Warriors Assemble!!!! ==
[[File:Brianna-brochu-jazzy-rowe.png|thumb|right|250px|Jazzy and Brianna]]
Angered that Brianna has only been charged with third-degree criminal mischief and second-degree breach of the peace which are both misdemeanors and had Brianna out on bond, probably within hours of her arrest, [[SJW]]'s have taken to [[Twitter]], [[Facebook]] and other sites with the hashtag '''#JusticeForJazzy''' because they feel that the [[Police]] and prosecutor like always, dropped the ball and Brianna should be charged with harsher violations because what she did was obviously racially motivated and attempted [[dead|murder]].  Not one to miss a chance to cater to the unwashed masses and put on a show for everyone that blacks are less equal to whites and need laws written that favor them so they can be more equal, [[Connecticut]] authorities have announced that Brianna Brochu most likely will be made an example of and unfairly punished under hate-crime laws because Brochu's actions, according to them, were solely motivated because her roomamate, Jazzy Rowe, was black.<br>

Revision as of 23:13, 1 November 2017

File:Hartford-245x300.jpg
The cow herself

Brianna Brochu was an 18-year-old girl, Junior Nazi and a student at the University Of Hartford that hated having a black roommate so much that she resorted to sticking her roommate's toothbrushes up her ass, rubbing her backpack down with used, bloody tampons and putting her Schlicking juices into her lotions and make-up to get her black roommate, Jazzy Rowe, to leave rather than do the sensible thing, go up to her and say, "I hate You bitch, Leave."
Like all master criminals in this modern age of electronic media, the second our brilliant Ku Klux Klan member got what she wanted, she had to go right to Instagram and brag about how she drove out her unwanted roommate.


   
 
After 1½ month of dripping my lady juice in her coconut oil, pissing in her water bottle, rubbing used tampons [on] her backpack, putting her toothbrush places where the sun doesn’t shine, and so much more, I can finally say goodbye Jamaican Barbie
 

 
 

—Brianna Brochu


Social Justice Warriors Assemble!!!!

File:Brianna-brochu-jazzy-rowe.png
Jazzy and Brianna

Angered that Brianna has only been charged with third-degree criminal mischief and second-degree breach of the peace which are both misdemeanors and had Brianna out on bond, probably within hours of her arrest, SJW's have taken to Twitter, Facebook and other sites with the hashtag #JusticeForJazzy because they feel that the Police and prosecutor like always, dropped the ball and Brianna should be charged with harsher violations because what she did was obviously racially motivated and attempted murder. Not one to miss a chance to cater to the unwashed masses and put on a show for everyone that blacks are less equal to whites and need laws written that favor them so they can be more equal, Connecticut authorities have announced that Brianna Brochu most likely will be made an example of and unfairly punished under hate-crime laws because Brochu's actions, according to them, were solely motivated because her roomamate, Jazzy Rowe, was black.