User:Silicon Ironide/Giga Gomez Girth

The average individual suffering from Giga Gomez Girth.

The Giga Gomez Girth (Ωφ) is the equivalent to two cubic-tonnes; or one MLP fan depending on how you feel about dying alone. The exact use of a Giga Gomez Girth is unknown, for now, all we know is that it brings suffering to the people around it and then accuse them of jealousy against his so called "Happiness" when in actual fact has none of this "Happiness" what so ever. This is actually the sin of sins known as Gorthz. Anyone with the scale that of a Ωφ are known to have a high amount of cholesterol cancers in their arteries, from what research has proven it seems there's even plant life growing inside their bodies producing constant fat just like how we pathetic humans make loads of carbon-cockcide.

See also

• Brony
• SNCA
• Unfunny