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| | Donny Long is one of the only last straight male porn gods standing PROOF HERE http://www.pornwikileaks.com/wiki/Donny_Long and not only is he straight but he kicks fags and stands up to the gay mafia outing there real names and doxing them and there families and you fags dox him with total lies posted by faggot homosexual with AIDS Eddie Dzial? Seriously? You fags need your heads checked homos. This is who made this wiki you idiots http://www.pornwikileaks.com/edward-bernard-przydzial-aka-eddie-dzial-favorite-porn-not-bullshit-he-watches-gay-porn-on-pornhub-proof-inside/ |
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| [[Image:AIDS.jpg|thumb|Early U.S. government advertisement for their new "AIDS" product line.]]
| | I HAVE ALSO ATTACKED THE FBI AND PRESIDENT FROM ED AND PLACED MALWARE LINKS ALL OVER ED AND REPORTED EVERYTHING TO GOOGLE, THE SECRET SERVICE AND THE FEDS AND TOLD THEM THEY HAVE NO BALLS TO COME AFTER YOU FOR DOING THIS AND THIS WILL NOT STOP TILL DONNY LONG IS TAKEN DOWN YOU STUPID CLOSET FAGGOT COWARD KEYBOARD WORRIER HOMO WITH AIDS. ENJOY BEING BANNED FROM GOOGLE! |
| [[Image:Bug Chasers - 2.png|thumb|Everything you wanted to know but were afraid to ask.]]
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| '''AIDS''', by [[Faggots|many]] it is seen as a tragic disease, [[Everyone|others]], however, see it for what it really is, the greatest source of [[lulz]] ever conceived, for example: every 0.0001003402 seconds a baby in Africa dies of AIDS. It stands for '''Anally-Inflicted Death Sentence''', '''Adios! Infected Dick Sucker''', "Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome" for [[Wikipedia]]ns, and "S.I.D.A." in [[Fail|French]], meaning "''Sauvagement Introduit Dans l'Anus''" (Savagely Introduced into Da Anus). AIDS is the [[politically correct]] term for [[GRIDS]], '''Gay Cancer''', and '''The Ebonic Plague'''.
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| In spite of the disease's name, AIDS involves no [[Help|aid or assistance]] whatsoever.
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| Created by <s>[[Ronald Reagan]]</s> trolls during the [[1980s]] to destroy niggers on the Internet, [[Furry|furries]] and [[Homosexuality|faggots]], AIDS is transmitted predominantly via [[buttsecks]] between two [[men]]. Aside from buttsecks, [[gay]] people can transmit AIDS by touch or injecting their tainted blood into harmless [[str8]] people on the street. It is even possible to get AIDS by looking into the eyes of an infected person for more than roughly 8.3 seconds or by being kind or compassionate to any HIV-positive individual. Simply reading the [[Dan Savage]] web site can give you AIDS, and rumor has it that the code is encrypted in recent versions of the Conficker Worm. There are two different sets of diagnostic criteria in the first world and in Africa, to guarantee as many people die as possible!
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| AIDS is proof that [[God hates fags]], and [[nigger]]s, because '''ALL''' niggers have AIDS.
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| == Origin and transmission ==
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| [[Image:Nigga.gif|thumb|AIDS spreads much like niggerism|left]]
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| [[Image:Sooty Mangabey.jpg|thumb|The origin of AIDS.]]
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| [[Image:Orangutang log goatse.jpg|thumb|Another thought on the origin of AIDS, via [[buttsecks]].]]
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| [[Image:Aids sex.jpg|thumb|[[some argue|Some say]] sex is better with festering diseases]]
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| AIDS, the funniest thing since cancer, is caused by two variant strains of HIV (human immunodeficiency virus) which, in turn, are variants of a virus known as SIV (simian immunodeficiency virus) that is found in primates. [[Some argue|It is widely believed]] that HIV (and consequently AIDS) [[Evolution|spread]] to humans when some nigger [[Beastiality|raped a monkey]]. Other less likely theories include the ideas that HIV was originally [[portal|transmitted]] by [[science|laboratory animals]], that some [[slut|slutty]] flight attendant brought it over from its [[Africa|original, isolated location]], and that AIDS was developed by the United States under the conservative [[Reagan]] administration and intentionally introduced into the general population to destabilize the deviant base of the [[Hippies|opposition party]], or more accurately it was created to reduce the population and introduced originally in africa by fake immunisations.
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| AIDS is also a common ingredient of theft-deterrent dye packs or sensors. When a criminal removes the sensor from a stolen article the AIDS-containing ink is released on his skin, infecting them. They then spread the disease to every [[Habbo|pool]] within travel distance. If a [[nigra]] uses your pool you should close it due to AIDS.
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| |1=A few years ago, I snuck Freddy Mercury into your son's room
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| <br>I gave him anesthesia so he'd never remember getting raped
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| <br>You spent your life savings putting your kid through college
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| <br>Then he died of AIDS, so you wasted your money for nothing
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| <br>[Chorus:]
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| <br>I made your kid get AIDS, so you could watch it die
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| <br>I made your kid get AIDS, so I could watch you cry
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| <br>You thought your son was on a diet, so you didn't worry too much
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| <br>At the funeral, I told you what happened and laughed at you
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| <br>I didn't think that you suffered enough
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| <br>So I shot your wife in front of you
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| <br>[Chorus]
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| <br>Braces, summer camp, college, you wasted all your money
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| <br>Food, clothing, trips to Disney World, you wasted all your money
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| <br>Birthdays, Christmas, the tooth fairy, you wasted all your money
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| <br>Lunch money, field trips, toys, you wasted all your money
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| |2=[[Anal Cunt]]
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| |3=[http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/itjustgetworse.html#23 I Made Your Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die]}}
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| == God and AIDS ==
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| Obviously the statement above is a complete fabrication, meant to lead you into the work of the Devil, as evolution is a blatant '''lie''' and those who follow it will follow it even unto the mouth of ''damnation''. For the true explanation let us turn to the Divine Scripture, which informs us that God our God is a ''jealous'' God, which is to say, when he sees you doing the buttseks with your boyfriend, it fills him with a ''powerful righteous indignation'' to foil your efforts by planting his ''own'' seed, as he did for the Virgin Mary, and unlike your mortal seed that passes away, God's immortal seed can ''never'' die, never go away, but will fill a man from brain to Kaposi's sarcoma lesion with an unstoppable force. This divine seed, together with amyl nitrate poppers, preserved food, and beliefs in ''unnatural practices'' such as the teaching of evolution, will inevitably lead to a slow wasting away.
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| ==Your standard fuckparty==
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| If you don't get the reference, [[TL;DR|don't worry]]: [https://youtu.be/eE9JlONzrVU here] is the original video, from [https://youtu.be/oN4w8e432_o this] insane documentary about some lonely [[fags]] who ''actually want'' to get "the Gift" of AIDS.
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| == HIV ==
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| HIV has nothing to do with AIDS. It's produced by spontaneous generation in the body's attempt to heal itself. Big pharmaceutical companies sell you poison to cause AIDS lymphoma by defeating your body's attempt to heal itself. AIDS is best managed by herbs, chants, prayers, and rapid [[death]]; this is guaranteed to heal anything.
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| == AIDS and Culture ==
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| [[Image:Aids_day.jpg|thumb|Happy AIDS Day!]]
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| [[Image:Scooter copy.jpg|thumb|Scooter died from AIDS in 1992]]
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| AIDS is a popular theme in television and pop culture. [[Lulz|This is because there is nothing funnier than the pain and suffering of another human being]]. The television is telling you what to think, and there is no such disease as AIDS.
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| === AIDS and weight loss ===
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| * {{ytlink|FUdpNbESqVI|Try new Peanut Butter AIDS!}}
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| * {{ytlink|k3OycTJkr5E|Thank goodness for AIDS!}}
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| === Notable incidents ===
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| * [[Habbo Hotel]], based in Finland regularly has its [[Habbo /B/lockade|pools closed due to AIDS]]. On 6/12/06, AID-Infested nigger entered the hotel to protest the racism of the hotel staff, and ultimately caused the entire [[The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006|hotel to shut down due to AIDS]].
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| *AIDS is responsible for the indefinite closing of all of the pools in [[Africa]].
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| * [[Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17|Putin "accidentally" shot down a plane with 100 aids researcher inside. But we all knew jew did it.]]
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| == AIDS denial ==
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| ''[[a winner is you|AIDS dissidents]]'' believe that [[shit nobody cares about|HIV does not cause the AIDS]]. When confronted with [[lol wut|evidence to the contrary]], they [[no u|pout and scream]] that such [[pwnt|evidence is a lie]], produced by the [[conspiracy|greedy pharmaceutical companies that produce AIDS treatments]]. However, there are only about six of these people worldwide, so you shouldn't worry too much about it.
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| On a lulzy note, AIDS-denialists claim they are ''real skeptics''. Though, actual skeptics [http://skepdic.com/aidsdenial.html say otherwise.] Though, actual skeptics of actual skeptics think the word "skeptic" is fucking stupid, and that [[truth|the entire disease is totally fucking made up]].
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| On an even ''lulzier'' note, several HIV-infested [[Britfag|Britfags]] (in the most literal sense of the term) started up an AIDS-denial newsletter called "Continuum" that was forced to fold BECAUSE ALL THE EDITORS HAD DIED. [http://www.aidstruth.org/aids-denialists-who-have-died.php Habeeb it!]
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| == Facts ==
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| [[Image:Andydickkk.jpg|thumb|200px|AIDS]]
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| [[Image:Gotaids.jpg|thumb|200px|This shirt was cheaper than a subscription to [http://gaydar.co.uk Gaydar.com].]]
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| [[Image:Ayds.jpg|thumb|200px|AIDS now available in chocolate]]
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| * You can get AIDS from [[Epic Toilet Story|sitting on a toilet seat]].
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| * AIDS was invented by the US Military and tested in [[azn|Vietnam]] to see how efficent it would be at killing [[niggers]].
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| * You can get AIDS by being in the same class room as a kid with it.
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| * You can get AIDS from sharing drinks.
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| * You can get AIDS from swimming in the pools in [[Habbo Hotel]]
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| * You can get AIDS while [[Secure|asleep]] by being injected with infected blood (bonus HepC) after sedation with [[Metal Gear Solid|knock-out]] gas. (only during [[Jew|Sharjah]] [[Pedo|Ruler's]] autistic madness episodes due to some sort of 1950's things or whatever that goes inside his crazy rotten brain/mind)
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| * [[Truth|You can get AIDS from having unprotected receptive anal sex with multiple anonymous partners.]]
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| * It is impossible for [[straight]] [[white people]] to get AIDS... unless they interact with anyone infected with AIDS in any way (see top).
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| * Some morons like [[Oprah]] claim you can't get AIDS from [[oral sex|eating pussy]] but you need to ignore logic for that to be true like having open sores or cuts on your mouth and tongue when you do it.
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| * If you have AIDS, it is '''mandatory '''that you have sex with as many people as you can. The more the merrier!
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| * If you have sex with an [[underage]] [[virgin]], the AIDS will completely vanish from your system.
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| * The score is currently AIDS: 23 million, [[Homos]]: -5.
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| * [[Miltopia|Having AIDS is a bannable offense]] on [[Wikipedia|TOW]].
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| * Ethiopians hate AIDS because [[Leftard|Bob Geldolf]] won't leave them the fuck alone.
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| * AIDS is the primary cause of pool closures world wide.
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| * You can get AIDS from listening to Barry Manilow.
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| * HIV is synonymous with AIDS.
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| * [[STD|Deutromitis]] is commonly known to go hand in hand with AIDS
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| * Everyone who has AIDS dies a slow and miserable death.
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| * One can [[Brazil|buy AIDS]] for 5 bucks on any street corner.
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| * If you are [[old]], you may have to purchase hearing AIDS. Luckily, those on a limted budget can acquire these for free at any local gay bar.
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| * AIDS can be defeated by quilting and red ribbons.
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| * [http://christianparty.net/aids.htm Jews cause AIDS].
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| *[[Dani Faulk]] has AIDS [[IRL]].
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| * Eazy E got [[AIDS]] from Freddy Mercury.
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| * [[Applemilk1988]] has JapAIDS.
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| * According to actress and [[Scientologist]] Jenna Elfman, "AIDS is a state of mind, not a disease.."
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| * [[Ted Haggard]] has AIDS and gave it to his wife.
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| * According to [[blogger]] [[Andrew Sullivan]], AIDS improves your sex life by eliminating the need to use a condom.
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| * [[You]] have [[GRIDS|AIDS]].
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| * The US government created aids to kill [[niggers]], [[fags]], and [[furries]].
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| * AIDS is a common cure for overpopulation for example look at cats they have their own type of aids(is this evolutions way of saying FUCK YOU or is it the goverments way of saying FUCK YOU)
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| == Miracle cure for AIDS! ==
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| '''Synopsis:''' Have sex with as many people as possible to get rid of your '''AIDS'''.
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| BUT! Beware of [[GOATSE|super '''AIDS''']].
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| == Gallery ==
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| File:OhsnapyougottheAIDS.jpg|Oh snap!
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| File:AIDS_wrestling.jpg|Skinny-dipping niggers get caught up in a flurry of AIDS.
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| File:Youhaveaids.jpg|thumb|even [[family guy]] uses AIDS jokes
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| File:Pizzapuss.jpg|AIDS pizza with a side of [[Herpes]]
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| File:Pools_closed.jpg|Luckily we got onto this one just in time
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| File:Aids ice age.jpg|Obviously AIDS.
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| File:AIDS Kid.jpg|This kid has AIDS.
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| File:AID's.JPG|Everyone has AIDS.
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| File:Trsst1_copy.jpg|New Guineans know what to do.
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| File:EquityEveryoneHazIt.jpg|everyone haz it.
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| File:Niggeraids.jpg|is this homo nigga rly trying to tell me to fight AIDS? Ironic, no?
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| File:901d6493a9.jpg|Africa giving AIDS to South America.
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| File:AIDSinthepool.jpg|Pool's closed
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| File:Underwarter Sex.jpg|Most common vector of POOLAIDS transmission
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| File:Yepitsaids.jpg|[[pool's closed]], bitches.
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| File:Pool_closed.jpg|So much <s>AIDS.</s> LOLFAIL
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| File:Sesame_street_aids.jpg|All AIDS infected individuals should take this course of action.
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| File:Puddle_of_Aids.jpg|Title says it all.
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| File:AIDSyringe.jpg|Ronery [[fags]] sometimes do this.
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| File:Badaids.jpg|[[Brass eye|"You got BAD AIDS!"]]
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| File:Raping Babies.jpg|And I was so sure it did... :'o(
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| File:PerezAids.jpg|Rest in peace, homo.
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| File:Cuckoldscouk.jpg|Where 99.99% of AIDS comes from due to interracial sex.
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| File:Board_Games_-_AIDS.jpg| AIDS the game.
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| == The cure for AIDS ==
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| The cure for AIDS is [http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=5676977.PN.&OS=PN/5676977&RS=PN/5676977 U.S. Patent number five six seven six nine seven seven]. sssh.
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| == See also ==
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| [[Image:Sam conti fail.jpg|thumb|[[Tom Serson|Sam Conti, AIDS researcher]]]]
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| * [[God hates fags]]
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| * [[Disease]]
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| * [[STD]]
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| * [[GRIDS]]
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| * [[W.T. Snacks]]
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| * [[Web AIDS]]
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| * [[The AIDS that is killing ED]]
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| * [[STDCarriers|AIDS Carrier Reporting Service]]
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| * [[Condom]]
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| * [[Bug Chasers]]
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| * [[Fiero425]]
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| * [[Killer Titties]]
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| == External links ==
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| * [http://www.rapidtest.com Elisakits]
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| * [http://www.habbo.com/ Habbo Hotel] - Take a guess what's in the pool.
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| * The good citizens of Alabama [http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3356281&page=1 prevent] more IRL AIDS/pool incidents.
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| * [http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/03/15/koinange.africa/index.html GAMBIAN COOKS CURE AIDS FOR AFRICA! FUCK]
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| * If someone near you has AIDS, for fuck's sake, [http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/pubs/brochure/oi_cryp.htm DON'T LET THEM CLEAN YOUR SHOES.]
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| * A new way of enjoying your AIDS has surfaced. [http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16127 Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS?]
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| * An [[Lie|educational]] [http://z0r.de/?id=626 animation] about healthy nutrition for infested subjects.
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