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'''Winrar''' is an old outdated program made [[at least 100 years ago]]. Its main use is to keep porn from being seen by [[script kiddie|script kiddies']] moms. You could [[Fail| just uninstall and reinstall it]], since that's all you really need to do. Or just not be a [[retard|stupid]] [[faggot]] and use 7-zip,J-zip,etc. Which are free and do more. Let it also be known that properly downloading most shit is impossible without the use of this program. Also, Winrar was [[Engrish|writed]] by a [[Russia|Russian]]. Upon installing this program, you get a 40 day trial that never fucking
[[File:WinRAR Nag Message.png|thumb|275px|The message that tells you to buy the software after the trial period.]]
runs out anyway.
'''Winrar''' or '''WinRAR''' is an out of date file browser used to view [[encryption|zipped]] or .rar files that would otherwise be unavailable when using the default shitty [[Windows]] explorer. WinRAR was designed by a [[Russian]] named [[powerword|'''Alexander Roshal''']] who apparently [[retard|doesn't know what the phrase "trial period" actually means]]. The "trial" (evaluation copy) of the program never runs out; after 40 days of use, the program prompts you to buy a license for the software every time you open it. Aside from the annoying message popping up every time, there are '''no differences or restrictions''' in the functionality of the program.
 
If you want the full version of the software, you can waste $30.00 on it, or you can download the [https://yadi.sk/public/?hash=5Ky4aYppwCfTpm5HoozdWQIoZCuhkUVqsCnfTV5bIq8%3D WinRAR registration key crack (rarreg.key)] and get the full version for free, without having to pay a cent! The latter option is the most commonly used, considering that nobody wants to give $30.00 in [[Jew Gold]] to some Russian retard who can't even code restrictions into a software application.
 
==How to Crack==
{{quote|Please note that [[lie|WinRAR is not free]] software. After a 40 day trial period, you must either [[scam|buy a license]] or [[DO IT FAGGOT|remove it from your computer]].|The WinRAR nag message that nobody gives a fuck about.}}
Rather waste $30.00 on this shit? I'm not stopping you, but if you want to [[lazy|make your life easier]] and save [[money]] then you are in the [[wrong|right]] place.
 
*Download [https://yadi.sk/public/?hash=5Ky4aYppwCfTpm5HoozdWQIoZCuhkUVqsCnfTV5bIq8%3D rarreg.key].
*Locate '''C:\Program Files\WinRAR''' or '''C:\Program Files (x86)\WinRAR''' and copy and paste the rarreg.key file into the directory.
*[[????]]
*[[PROFIT]]
 
Considering that it can be cracked so easily, you'd have to be a total fucking retard to pay a cent for it.
 
 
 
'''ALTERNATIVE METHOD:'''
 
Just x out the trial message lul


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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<center><gallery perrow="5">
Image:You.rar.gif|[[A winner is you|A Winrar is you]]
Image:You.rar.gif|[[A winner is you|A Winrar is you]]
Image:Winrar irl.png|Winrar [[IRL]]
Image:Winrar irl.png|Winrar [[IRL]]
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File:WINRAR TROPHY.jpg
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File:Win rar butt.gif
File:Winrar.JPG
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==See Also==
==See Also==
* [[List of ways to win at the internet]]
*[[List of ways to win at the internet]]
* [[Fail to Win]]
*[[Fail to Win]]
* [[Epic Win]]
*[[Epic Win]]
* [[A winner is you]]
*[[A winner is you]]
* [[You Win the Prize]]
*[[You Win the Prize]]
*[[Software Crack]]


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==External Links==
*[http://download.cnet.com/WinRAR-64-bit/3000-2250_4-10965579.html Get it Here] - Don't forget to crack.
*[http://download.cnet.com/WinRAR-32-bit/3000-2250_4-10007677.html Alternatively, you can get inferior 32-bit version Here]
{{memes}}
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Revision as of 04:46, 9 March 2019

The message that tells you to buy the software after the trial period.

Winrar or WinRAR is an out of date file browser used to view zipped or .rar files that would otherwise be unavailable when using the default shitty Windows explorer. WinRAR was designed by a Russian named Alexander Roshal who apparently doesn't know what the phrase "trial period" actually means. The "trial" (evaluation copy) of the program never runs out; after 40 days of use, the program prompts you to buy a license for the software every time you open it. Aside from the annoying message popping up every time, there are no differences or restrictions in the functionality of the program.

If you want the full version of the software, you can waste $30.00 on it, or you can download the WinRAR registration key crack (rarreg.key) and get the full version for free, without having to pay a cent! The latter option is the most commonly used, considering that nobody wants to give $30.00 in Jew Gold to some Russian retard who can't even code restrictions into a software application.

How to Crack

   
 
Please note that WinRAR is not free software. After a 40 day trial period, you must either buy a license or remove it from your computer.
 

 
 

—The WinRAR nag message that nobody gives a fuck about.

Rather waste $30.00 on this shit? I'm not stopping you, but if you want to make your life easier and save money then you are in the right place.

  • Download rarreg.key.
  • Locate C:\Program Files\WinRAR or C:\Program Files (x86)\WinRAR and copy and paste the rarreg.key file into the directory.
  • ????
  • PROFIT

Considering that it can be cracked so easily, you'd have to be a total fucking retard to pay a cent for it.


ALTERNATIVE METHOD:

Just x out the trial message lul

Gallery

See Also

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