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Clearly everything written here was obviously wrong, as i vyktar, the portector of african american intellgence, is well aware that darkfolf is NOT a nigger.
[[Image:Folfid by DarkFolf.png|thumb|Long hair and black hoodies make you [[No|cool]]]]
[[File:Folf Halo Costume.jpg|thumb|Ben ortiz in (what he thought was) a fursuit]]
'''Darkfolf''' A.K.A. '''Benjamin Ortiz''' from Spring Hill, Florida, is an emo drama furfag who yiffs with other furfags on the shitty electronic games service called Steam. Darkfolf is also the fascist dictator of the pointless steam group called TSoD, [[Nazi|The Shadow of Death]]. Darkfolf is the cock sucker of DasBoSchitt, the guy who started the [[Dr. Hax]] fad.


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==How to recognize the REAL Darkfolf==
[[Image:Me by darkfolf.jpg|thumb|He is so [[Ugly|hot]]]]
*He tries to sound smart in his constant rambles about people he thinks are pieces of shit but often makes spelling mistakes thus making himself look like a [[fucktard]] in the process.
*Tell him you are a [[furry]] just for the porn. He'll babble on about how sick minded and stupid furries are and will give you a long rant on what actually makes you a furry.
*Say PILLS HERE and he'll take credit for his shitty fad, which isn't exactly funny in the first place.
*Be on his friends list for more than a week and he'll send you picture of his [[fail|small]] [[penis|pindick]].
*Don't worry about seeing him in [[School]], he doesn't go.
*[[You]] may have seen him the last time you were put into the loony bin.


listed below is my entire life story.
==Furfaggotry==
[[File:Bensrapetoy.jpg|thumb|Bens latest victim of [[bestiality|bestiality]]]]


DARKNIGGER (German pronunciation: [ˈadɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ]; 20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician and the leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party (German: Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, abbreviated NSDAP), commonly known as the Nazi Party. He was Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and served as head of state as Führer und Reichskanzler from 1934 to 1945. Hitler is most remembered for his central leadership role in the rise of fascism in Europe, World War II and the Holocaust.
Darkfolf became a furfag around the [[UnderageB&|tender age of 15]]. Soon after he met a [[fatty|Snorlax]] named Jake (aka DasBoSchitt), who he typesexed with up to the point where they became boyfriends IRL.
A decorated veteran of World War I, Hitler joined the precursor of the Nazi Party (DAP) in 1919, and became leader of NSDAP in 1921. He attempted a coup d'état known as the Beer Hall Putsch, which occurred at the Bürgerbräukeller beer hall in Munich on 8–9 November 1923. Hitler was imprisoned for one year due to the failed coup, and wrote his memoir, Mein Kampf (in English "My Struggle"), while imprisoned. After his release on 20 December 1924, he gained support by promoting Pan-Germanism, antisemitism and anti-communism with charismatic oratory and propaganda. He was appointed chancellor on 30 January 1933, and transformed the Weimar Republic into the Third Reich, a single-party dictatorship based on the totalitarian and autocratic ideology of Nazism.
 
Hitler ultimately wanted to establish a New Order of absolute Nazi German hegemony in continental Europe. To achieve this, he pursued a foreign policy with the declared goal of seizing Lebensraum ("living space") for the Aryan people; directing the resources of the state towards this goal. This included the rearmament of Germany, which culminated in 1939 when the Wehrmacht invaded Poland. In response, the United Kingdom and France declared war against Germany, leading to the outbreak of World War II in Europe.[2]
Recently Darkfolf has been going through his accounts, changing avatars and descriptions and [[Liar|talking about how he isnt a furry anymore]]. This is plain bullshit as furry is a dominant fetish. Anyone who joins the fandom cannot leave. Ever. Even if they try, it will be stuck with them until they die. Don't be fooled by Darkfolf's supposed hate for furries; he is still a furfag and only wants to get out the hole he dug on the way to [[ED]].
Within three years, German forces and their European allies had occupied most of Europe, and most of North Africa, and the Japanese forces had occupied parts of East and Southeast Asia and the Pacific Ocean. However, with the reversal of the Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union, the Allies gained the upper hand from 1942 onwards. By 1944, Allied armies had invaded German-held Europe from all sides. Nazi forces engaged in numerous violent acts during the war, including the systematic murder of as many as 17 million civilians,[3] including an estimated six million Jews targeted in the Holocaust and between 500,000 and 1,500,000 Roma,[4] added to the Poles, Soviet civilians, Soviet prisoners of war, people with disabilities, homosexuals, Jehovah's Witnesses, and other political and religious opponents.
 
In the final days of the war, during the Battle of Berlin in 1945, Hitler married his long-time mistress Eva Braun. To avoid capture by Soviet forces, the two committed suicide less than two days later on 30 April 1945 and their corpses were burned.[5]
{{quote|Finally realize what a dumb fuck you are for being one and screwing every animal you saw?|Darkfolf talking to himself}}
 
==Story Writing==
He likes to write fan fictions, instead of video games or movies, it's about himself. One great fanfiction of his that got rave reviews is about him struggling to get an internet connection, while his mom is working on calling a single cop to break down his door and point a gun for no reason. Not only would this not ever happen [[IRL]], but the cop would most likely be fired for being absolutely [[fucktard|fucktarded]].
 
{{squote|I was talking to [[India|grenzethebuddha]] And [[Garry's Mod|gmangeorge]] About our newest project "Joe Library The [[stupid|moive]]: Trailer" but that has to be fucking delayed a fuckton just because my mom felt as if i was doing bad things on the internet such as: [[Prank call|Sex phonecalls]], [[Camwhore|Showing my dick on cam]], [[Lie|Doing alot of other shit that i dont fucking do at all]], I just talk to my friends on skype and make [[Shit|gmod videos]], And anyone who fucking knows me well enough would know that i dont get into that kinda [[Engrish|discusting]] shit. To be perfectly honest im sick and tired of my mom's entire family siding with her just because she fed them a fuckton of lies about me, "WAhh my [[I am disappoint|son]] is [[An Hero|suicidal]]" And heres the best fuckin part. She called the [[police]] that same day saying exactally this "[[Emo|My son locked himself in his room and is cutting himself and about to commit suiside]], He is in need of severe medical atention" A few minutes later a fucking police officer breaks down my door and woke me up from my nap i was taking, due to me staying up all night the previous night, But anyway [[what|the officer breaks down my door and points a gun at me]] and im like "Can i help you?" He yells at me to get up, He cuffs me and sits me down in a chair in the living room, When i had realized why they were here, I said "Why in the living hell did my mom say that" They said [[I dunno lol|they didnt know.]]|Darkfolf's fanfiction}}
 
[[Grammar Nazi|There are no typos at all]].
 
{{squote|To be honest. I think the one thing keeping me from changing my avitar and name is just trolling. I like to make furries feel all war an cozy, then nail them to a wall by telling them how gross their fettish is. Then they throw "RHH FURSAQUSION HIPPOCRATE!!" I just find it funny really.|Darkfolf's mentally challenged attempt to spell.}}
 
==PILLS ARE NOT HERE==
Darkfolf took credit for a fad video named "What happens when [[Left 4 Dead|Louis]] gets his pills". Another furfag known as Vyktar cracked his youtube account (as well as a lot of other accounts of his) and deleted the video. Darkfolf used the [[Fucktard|same exact password for everything]].
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==Death Of TSOD And His Privacy==
Eventually folf lost his sanity and went batshit crazy from being hacked and trolled. He went and uploaded a video of some guys cock from [[4chan|4chan]] and proceeded to pretend he got hacked and a picture of "his" cock was uploaded to youtube. He then proceeded to upload softcore porn and then turn his account into a fake porn account right before placing the blame on some user named Grenzethebuddha
 
The blame backfires however when Darkfolf changed his email address after a scalefag hacked his email and sent a picture of his real cock to all of his contacts as punishment for his shitty attempts to frame a user. Laughter was added while some of his irl contacts beated him at school for being a [[camwhore|camwhore]].
 
==E-Breakup==
Soon enough Jake realized that Folf was a complete total furfaggot and pulled the plug on Folf's short lived typesex relationship with Jake. Lulz ensued when Folf raged and forced everyone who sucked his E-peen to turn on Jake, nothing happened to him however because no one really gives a shit about the furfag.
 
<s>Folf decided to turn straight because no homosexual male wants to get [[aids|aids]] from a mexican. He now stalks some ex lesbian bitch like a [[nigger|nigger]] stalks KFC. </s> HAHA DISREGARD THAT THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER IN UNDER FOUR DAYS.
 
==External Links==
*[http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197999189136 DarkFolf is "TheSexyFox" on Steam]
*{{youtube2|thedarkfolf|DarkFolf is "Thedarkfolf" on YouTube}}
*[http://www.myspace.com/folfyfawx Darkfolf is "FolfyFawx" on Myspace]
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/folfyfawx/ Darkfolf on FurAffinity]
 
==Contact Points==
*'''Email:''' [email protected]
{{Furfaggotry}}

Revision as of 21:35, 11 May 2011

Long hair and black hoodies make you cool
Ben ortiz in (what he thought was) a fursuit

Darkfolf A.K.A. Benjamin Ortiz from Spring Hill, Florida, is an emo drama furfag who yiffs with other furfags on the shitty electronic games service called Steam. Darkfolf is also the fascist dictator of the pointless steam group called TSoD, The Shadow of Death. Darkfolf is the cock sucker of DasBoSchitt, the guy who started the Dr. Hax fad.

How to recognize the REAL Darkfolf

He is so hot
  • He tries to sound smart in his constant rambles about people he thinks are pieces of shit but often makes spelling mistakes thus making himself look like a fucktard in the process.
  • Tell him you are a furry just for the porn. He'll babble on about how sick minded and stupid furries are and will give you a long rant on what actually makes you a furry.
  • Say PILLS HERE and he'll take credit for his shitty fad, which isn't exactly funny in the first place.
  • Be on his friends list for more than a week and he'll send you picture of his small pindick.
  • Don't worry about seeing him in School, he doesn't go.
  • You may have seen him the last time you were put into the loony bin.

Furfaggotry

Bens latest victim of bestiality

Darkfolf became a furfag around the tender age of 15. Soon after he met a Snorlax named Jake (aka DasBoSchitt), who he typesexed with up to the point where they became boyfriends IRL.

Recently Darkfolf has been going through his accounts, changing avatars and descriptions and talking about how he isnt a furry anymore. This is plain bullshit as furry is a dominant fetish. Anyone who joins the fandom cannot leave. Ever. Even if they try, it will be stuck with them until they die. Don't be fooled by Darkfolf's supposed hate for furries; he is still a furfag and only wants to get out the hole he dug on the way to ED.


   
“ 		 
Finally realize what a dumb fuck you are for being one and screwing every animal you saw?
  		„
  		 

—Darkfolf talking to himself

Story Writing

He likes to write fan fictions, instead of video games or movies, it's about himself. One great fanfiction of his that got rave reviews is about him struggling to get an internet connection, while his mom is working on calling a single cop to break down his door and point a gun for no reason. Not only would this not ever happen IRL, but the cop would most likely be fired for being absolutely fucktarded.

 
“ 		 
I was talking to grenzethebuddha And gmangeorge About our newest project "Joe Library The moive: Trailer" but that has to be fucking delayed a fuckton just because my mom felt as if i was doing bad things on the internet such as: Sex phonecalls, Showing my dick on cam, Doing alot of other shit that i dont fucking do at all, I just talk to my friends on skype and make gmod videos, And anyone who fucking knows me well enough would know that i dont get into that kinda discusting shit. To be perfectly honest im sick and tired of my mom's entire family siding with her just because she fed them a fuckton of lies about me, "WAhh my son is suicidal" And heres the best fuckin part. She called the police that same day saying exactally this "My son locked himself in his room and is cutting himself and about to commit suiside, He is in need of severe medical atention" A few minutes later a fucking police officer breaks down my door and woke me up from my nap i was taking, due to me staying up all night the previous night, But anyway the officer breaks down my door and points a gun at me and im like "Can i help you?" He yells at me to get up, He cuffs me and sits me down in a chair in the living room, When i had realized why they were here, I said "Why in the living hell did my mom say that" They said they didnt know.
  		„
 

—Darkfolf's fanfiction

There are no typos at all.

 
“ 		 
To be honest. I think the one thing keeping me from changing my avitar and name is just trolling. I like to make furries feel all war an cozy, then nail them to a wall by telling them how gross their fettish is. Then they throw "RHH FURSAQUSION HIPPOCRATE!!" I just find it funny really.
  		„
 

—Darkfolf's mentally challenged attempt to spell.

PILLS ARE NOT HERE

Darkfolf took credit for a fad video named "What happens when Louis gets his pills". Another furfag known as Vyktar cracked his youtube account (as well as a lot of other accounts of his) and deleted the video. Darkfolf used the same exact password for everything.

Death Of TSOD And His Privacy

Eventually folf lost his sanity and went batshit crazy from being hacked and trolled. He went and uploaded a video of some guys cock from 4chan and proceeded to pretend he got hacked and a picture of "his" cock was uploaded to youtube. He then proceeded to upload softcore porn and then turn his account into a fake porn account right before placing the blame on some user named Grenzethebuddha

The blame backfires however when Darkfolf changed his email address after a scalefag hacked his email and sent a picture of his real cock to all of his contacts as punishment for his shitty attempts to frame a user. Laughter was added while some of his irl contacts beated him at school for being a camwhore.

E-Breakup

Soon enough Jake realized that Folf was a complete total furfaggot and pulled the plug on Folf's short lived typesex relationship with Jake. Lulz ensued when Folf raged and forced everyone who sucked his E-peen to turn on Jake, nothing happened to him however because no one really gives a shit about the furfag.

Folf decided to turn straight because no homosexual male wants to get aids from a mexican. He now stalks some ex lesbian bitch like a nigger stalks KFC. HAHA DISREGARD THAT THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER IN UNDER FOUR DAYS.

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