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Flash Flash Revolution Inc, or FFR for short, is an online flash-based rhythm game that has over 1,700,000+ spambots registered to it while its active userbase only makes up 0.005% of that number (lol). Instead of being played with your feet (see DDR), you must play in a style similar to smashing your fat sausage fingers onto the keyboard. (Preferably until it breaks) But don't worry, fat ass. It requires relatively zero body movement. (Which is perfect for you!) Point blank, the goal of this extremely boring, monotonous game is to hit every note with PERFECT! accuracy in order to have the biggest e-peen and achieve an average rank of 1,337 (because arrow-smashing is srs bsns) within a community of pimple faced, basement dwelling virgins. Caution! Do not let the massive amounts of AIDS come in contact with you or your keyboard. You have been warned.
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Profile Chat
The following bullets pretty much sum up the contents of the site's main chat.
- Fat girls.
- Failtrolls.
- Pseudo-pot smokers.
- Users sleep idling for more than 72 hours.
- Retarded skiddie admins.
- Homosexuals.
- Moderator ass kissing.
Notable Staff
- All_That_Chaz: A 26 year old soon to be math teacher (aka pedophile) who basically has nothing else better to do than to sit on FFR, as according to his profile, “it keeps me distracted from things that matter.” He admits to being a basement-dwelling nerd who has never touched one of these. It has also been asserted that he has ever been near the presence of teh WIMMINZ, (yet claims to have a GF) thus sealing his fate as a man you'll want to keep your children away from.
- HammyMcSquirrel: A 22 year old faggot who bases his shit-head views on the fact that his PCP abusing mother raped his ass with a spiked dildo. Being a homosexual IRL, he's been involved in numerous gaynal sex scandals with other users of his kind. Taunt him about it and he’ll lay his ban hammar down on you in less than 5 seconds with a ban expiry date of “never”. (See lolbutthurt)
- Darkshark: Likes to E-date "women", is a Skrillex look-a-like , turned out to be one of these after he pretended to be a wimminz, wears eyeliner like a trendy, emo faggot and creates videos in this kind of quality that no one seems to tell him the truth about to prevent him from cutting himself. (See sensitive)
- Tasselfoot: A 27 year old ex-admin of FFR who was basically never liked by anyone on the site. Ironically enough, he still stayed to watch over the site until it went down. After becoming extremely upset and butthurt about not receiving pay for his "work" he did on the site, he then in an attention whoring manner BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWED in a blog claiming he is owed over $10,000 dollars in payroll. Check it out here!
- Nois-or-e: Similar to the above 20+ year old miserable products of incest FFR enjoys employing to baby sit their site, nois-or-e is none the different. Usually abandoning his child to spend literally every second of his life inside the chat room, it has come to be his life is basically a broken pencil. There’s no point to it. Constantly crying about how he never gets child support moniezzzz to live off of from the STD ridden whore he had his child with; he's the hypocritical epitome of an upper class Aussiefag.
An HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES
Fairy Fairy Revolution is home to users who suffer from extreme depression and in 97.7%100% of all cases (loloops) have a slight mediation of borderline personality disorder and/or bipolar disorder. Often times, lashing out like angsty emo teenagers at other users from the IRL drama they are put through, it has come to be that notably 2 users have successfully killed themselves in the history of this dump existing.
If you'd like to share your grievances, please let either of them know someway, somehow, that no one has probably ever given a fuck about them, nor ever will. There's just no hope for people like them. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
LOLZ
Here’s a couple of things you can do to make some nerds really angry and irate (especially da adminz lol u mad?). But first, as a safety precaution, grab yourself a new pair of clean of boxers. You might pee yourself from all the lolz, chaos and rage you ensue.
- 1) Download the FFR Trainer here
- 2) Go to any really hard ass song, preferably one of “For Guru’s Only” status and auto-play it. (The trainer will hit every note as perfect)
- 3) When done, press the LEVEL HAX button.
- 4) Go back to the site and play the song again. This time, fail out of it.
- 5) Hit the hi-scores button.
- 6) ?????
- 7) PROFIT!
Reveal the location of all the tokens, or merely just spam THIS LINK and watch the massive amounts of BAWWage commence. It's advised you only do this in the presence of a nearby WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE.
- 1) Download/torrent the FFR engine. Or get it here, you lazy fat fuck
- 2) Decompile the engine and all of its level files. These will usually be SWF files.
- 3) Put them in a ZIP and upload to mediafire/megaupload. Label as “FFR in-game files.”
- 4) ??????
- 5) PROFIT!
PS: Da adminz will ban u if u upload deez anywhere. (cause being b& from a shitty site that has less users than YouPorn is the end of the world, lol) Be the awesome rebel you are and DO IT FAGGOT, it's just utter shit nobody cares about, a couple of crappy files a bunch of weeaboos and nerds wasted their lives on won't hurt. So go for it. After all, it's da internetz, lmfao.
