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This is a transcript of a flame war in a saw forum between a black person stupidly nicked "HEED MY WARNING" who likes to disrupt unmoderated internet forums by posting that he is the leader and talking about how he does cocaine and grey goose etc., and I. I couldn't exactly get all the posts in the right order but this should give you a pretty good idea of what happened and why. Keep in mind I didn't even come close to getting all the posts, just tried to pick and choose what best illustrated the flamewar

tl;dr, Skip to this section now for maximum lulz.

A fight over links

RLJ
Scientology Picket
http://www.march15.org/
http://forums.enturbulation.org/viewforum.php?f=21

I don't have any particularly bad feelings towards Scientology but I'm always in favor of protesting against something that's really stupid.

HEED MY WARNING
that sounds completly ludacrise.
you know any members personaly??

RLJ
No but I'm planning to go because I think irrational belief systems should be ridiculed.

Edit: Oh you mean members of scientology, no I don't, but that's a good thing!

HEED MY WARNING
LOL gotta do what you gotta do.
try not to start a riot though.

RLJ
Probably won't get violent.

HEED MY WARNING
if thats what makes them feel at peace with themself, then who are we to judge?
people are diffrent and believe in diffrent things.

RLJ
Two reasons:

1) the scientology organization itself is an exploitative cult, google operation clambake if you want to know more and

2)people running around believing the souls of ancient aliens are inside them have a right to believe that. I also have a right to think they are ridiculous and express that. You also have the right to criticize me for it. I then have the right to write what I'm writing now.

Got to love the first amendment.

HEED MY WARNING im not criticizing you. im just saying that attacking people for what they believe is wrong. and if you look at it from a more larger scale, you'll see that thats also a large reasion why people are always in conflict with one another. it contributes to global madness.
you are entitled to your poinion, but going to their picket just to ridicule them is very unfair and dosent solve anything.
your just demonstrating why theres no peace on earth

RLJ
If they have the right to their religion, I have the right to criticize them for believing in sci fi fairy tales. I'm allowed to ridicule anything I want. If what I'm doing is wrong according to you, then scientology putting their stupidity into the mix of human thought is also wrong and they should stop. I don't believe in a world where we have to accept everything as worthy as respect just because people believe in it. If scientology is a "good" idea it will weather the protests with ease. If it's a "bad" idea (it is), it will be weakend. This is the natural order of things. You're entitled not to like it, but before you blame me for all the problems in the world you might want to consider that you're fighting with me over this issue now. According to you, disagreements are bad. Therefore you should be agreeing with me, not fighting, and not expressing your point of view.

Feel indignant about that suggestion? Good. I don't see how you can complain about me disagreeing with scientology and expressing it when you're doing the same thing by disagreeing with me and expressing it. If you have the right to dissent, so do I. If you don't like it then dissent also, but you're doing the same thing I am.

HEED MY WARNING
thats your opinion and you are free to think that. but im not the problem in this world. its judgmental anger driven unfair people like yourself who looks down on me for trying to do something positive with my life. ive established that you and other are the madness thats driving this world straight to hell. you all should consider a more fair and positive lifestyle change. but i wont judge you if choose not to. its not my place. im not judging you RLJ. its your freedom to do and say as you wish. and its my freedom to speak against negativity.

RLJ
Fine. Um, what were we fighting about? I honestly forgot and am too lazy to read back and check.

Wait, I remembered. Scientology sucks!

I'm doing a lot of positive stuff with my life so don't worry. Some stuff on a Saw forum that nobody but you and three other people will read won't make a slightest contribution to the world's problems.

And your "let's get along with everybody" line is getting really tiresome. I refuse to get along with idiocy, like Scientology. If we get along with idiocy, we're encouraging more idiocy. Scientology is causing a hell of a lot more problems in the world than me posting on a Saw forum.

And that's what you think I should respect, a cult that believes in garbage and enslaves its followers. Pathetic.

Btw this is what Heed thinks I should respect and be nice to : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Org
HEED MY WARNING
glad to see you exercising your right to free speech. even if it is an unfair comment.

hey im not one sided here. if those types of people were to ridicule you for your belief system, then that would be wrong and unfair on their part aswell. you dont have to get along with idiocy, (as you see it) you dont have to have anything to do with things of that nature. but you calling them idiots is a bit harrish and is the same as you being attacked for your beliefs. I agree that their belief are a bit strange and unusual but if it makes them feel better to think that their possessed by aliens or whatever it is they believe, then so be it.
and we all have free will so if these people are enslaved by this cult, then just remember that they chose that path for various reasions.
it sounds crazy to me aswell but I'll keep my negative opinions to myself. and I dont support a cult that enslaves their followers, but obviously these people are accepting the idea of being brainwashed and enslaved on their own free will.

RLJ
Wow. You are a wackadoo.

How about the taliban, should we say only nice things about the taliban also? I mean, those women accept the idea about getting shot in the head for showing a patch of skin by accident.

If we didn't express negative opinions of things that are wretched, the world wouldn't be a better place. In fact, I think it would be a far worse one.

And you never acknowledged that by presenting a negative opinion on what I'm doing and calling me a problem with the world, you're breaking your own rules. You aren't keeping your negative opinions to yourself. You're quite liberal with them regarding me and my ideas.

Anyway, tl;dr. In short, fu.ck you.

HEED MY WARNING
wow. lotta maturity there
I dont support the taliban. their actions promote violence so your comparison is pointless and unfair.
yes some things in the world should be ridiculed and attacked such as killing, rape, pedophilia, terrorism, etc. so no need to make false accusations of me being a wacko. and if you have a problem with what I say, then put me on ignore because i will not stop expressing my positive outlook on life so deal with it, or put me on ignore. sounds to me like you need to learn to control your petty little anger problems which can be done in a number of ways such as taking a breather, or punching on your punching bag. if you dont own one, then get one before you self destruct. but you need to check your silly little attitude at the door when you come here. and by the way; f.uck you too.

RLJ
But accoding to you, I'm supposed to keep my negative opinions back, so I can't say anything bad about the taliban. Or scientology. Did you even read the sea org page? If you did, google "operation clambake." Read it. That's acceptable? Or it isn't acceptable, but I can't criticize it? Because criticism is negative?

You are a coward. Everything in the world according to you represents its own right, and making value judgments about garbage ideas that are causing harm makes one evil. Fu.ck you again. I think you represent what is wrong with the world rather than me; this pussi.fication of thought and utter lack of courage in one's beliefs about right and wrong is the reason all this shit in the world like the taliban, scientology, etc, is able to continue existing.

And I hope you continue expressing your puss.y views on this website, it's hilarious. Maybe you can even become an internet superstar like rainman did

HEED MY WARNING LOL.
until you check your little punk a.ss attitude at the door, I will attack you for being an unfair a.sshole
your rant about scientology is unneccissary here.
and I never said that you should be nice to the taliban, your just implying that because your a judgemental idiot controled by anger just like all the other people that contribute to the problems of today. you are nothing more then a tool of your own anger that should be heavily sedated and institutionalised before your warped view of things in the world start to rub off on others. now that could be disastrous. and once again; f.uck you. your the one being the p.ussy with your little temper tantrum. what, your gonna cry now you little p.ussy? get over yourself.

RLJ
Eat sh.it. If I want to post a link to a scientology picket here that's my perogative. If you don't like it, eat some sh.it. Oh, I said that already. Well, eat sh.it twice. Although you should be careful about eating your own sh.it. You might run out of brains.

Anyway, enough pleasantries. fuc.k you, please keep posting, and fuc.k you.

HEED MY WARNING
thats right. give into your anger and give me full control of you.
your post reflect your true colors and thats of the ranks of stupidity. keep up the bad work; im laughing at you, you little cry baby sissy

RLJ
Hahahaha, this from the guy who said no negative thoughts. Some fu.cking pacifist you turned out to be. You don't care about the scientology goat fuc.k, but someone tells you what you are on a saw forum board and you turn into a butthurt little bi.tch.

Keep posting for more abuse. This is going better than I expected. Thanks!

HEED MY WARNING oh i am being positive.
by dealing with negative people like yourself who wishes to force people into agreeing with everything you say. find some other sucker for that. and yes this is going well for me and everyone here with me looking at your immature post laughing at you. keep being a cry baby you little punk. it amuses us. p.ussy.

RLJ
Lets see

pus.sy
imm.ature
cry ba.by
pu.nk

All words that apply to you, not to me. Otherwise, you'd have stopped posting and this would have ended.

Laugh all you want. I like the thought of little children laughing at a man because they're too stupid to understand what he is doing.

HEED MY WARNING
thanks for adding "immature" to your list of character flaws BTW.
and continue posting your gobbledygook; we cant stop laughing at you. p.ussy.

RLJ
I got to go for now, will be back on later for more fun and games. Wait for my surprise, you will love it! And the best part is it's like herpes : it 's a gift that keeps on giving.

But bye for now. Have fun bawwing over being told what a pathetic sack of sh.it you are.

HEED MY WARNING
oh no. the little kid who locks himself in his room all day is cooking up one of his diabolical scemes to stop my actions aginst him on Lionsgate forums!! I guess im in big trouble now. *end sarcasm
Originally Posted by darkhunter
Oh I see how it goes. You say one thing but when its used against you its wrong? Nope. In the real world things don't magically work one way for one thing and another for another.

HEED MY WARNING no. thats not what this is about.
he gets angry too easily when people disagree with him.
im not going to have someone here being a little p.ussy just because someone doesnt share the same views as him. I dont care what tatics he uses aginst me. it wont work. and every time he displays his petty anger on here, I will put his little a.ss in check.

RLJ
I'm not angry.

I was just doing research for my article, and played a part.

Put me in check, come on, let's see what you got.

HEED MY WARNING
just ignore RLJ's stupidity. he has a chip on his shoulder.
we all have free will and no one is forced to believe in scientology.
if they were promoting violence, then thats one thing but thats not the case with these guys.
RLJ is just an idiot who just needs a hug from his mommy and daddy

Originally Posted by darkhunter
When a religion tells me I cant do something its then it falls into a cult. Thats my opinion. The exceptions are when they tell you what the laws say.
I agree.
but there are some people out there who accept those commands and its not anyone's place to attack them for it. thats like being attacked for your beliefs.
Originally Posted by darkhunter
But due to the first amendment we are able to say our opinion on the cult.

you most certainly are.
but RLJ takes it to a whole different level which is unacceptable here. and I will not stand for his p.ussiyness.

RLJ I went to part of the March 15 protest. Here's my report:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/User:Rlj/315

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/scientolulz

I lol'd. Did you?

RLJ April 12
Another protest next month:

http://www.goanonymous.org/

Will post more info when its available.

an EncyclopediaDramatica article and a genuine internet lolsuit

Here's my surprise, Heed
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Heed_My_Warning

Were you surprised? Did you like it? Were you expecting candles and a cake?

Want to make the article longer? Please do.

Lulz.

HEED MY WARNING
it was nicely written I'll give you that.
but not as funny as I expected. I noticed that you mentioned that most of the people on here are stupid. well thats pretty disrespectful to others in my book. also: I couldnt help but notice your excessive use of the word "n.igger", and the word "f.aggot"
so you've just clearly offended african americans, and the g.ay community. some positive person you are. your really taking a stand for all the good things in this world.
no. your article just further displayed your anger, unfairness, stupidity, and the control I have over you. you see, your not doing anything that I cant do to you. I could also waste my time and write up a long "encyclopediadramitica" artical about you aswell. but I just dont think that much of you to waste my time to do so so I'll just stick to calling you out on your silly little tantrums directly.
bottom line; your an idiot. so please; keep adding to the artical. maybe it you can make it more funnier next time. and btw: very predictable of you. I was thinking something much worst then this. Im not supprised at all at this little immature idiotic stunt you just pulled. I expected it of you. p.ussy.

RLJ
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't like me. I get it.

I love your trolls. I've seen more offensive stuff on the back of cereal boxes

tungbandit

correct me if i'm wrong but didn't you say that you were a lawyer at one point and time?

darkhunter
correct me if i'm wrong but didn't you say that you were a lawyer at one point and time?

You are right. He said it after I said I was in my last year of law school.

tungbandit
i don't intend to sound like im takin a stab at his cradentials, i just thought to myself "a lawyer comes to a forum to slander people." that strikes me as odd

RLJ
Sawfa.gs pretending to know the law again. It's classic.

Firstly, this would be libel, not slander. I won't explain why, look it up.

Second, libel requires a false statement. Opinion, name calling and hyperbole are protected and not actionable in a libel case.

Here I'm so nice you can even have a free citation. From the Supreme Court of the United States even! I think their opinion on the matter is more significant than that of ignorant sawf.ags on a lionsgate forum, don't you? Sure you do.

See, Nat'l a.ss'n of Letter Carriers AFL-CIO v. Austin, 418 US 264, 286 (1974).

Since I doubt you have access to this case, here's a salient quotation:

"the most repulsive speech enjoys immunity provided it falls short of a deliberate or reckless untruth. . .The definition's use of words like "traitor" cannot be construed as representations of fact. As the Court said long before Linn, in reversing a state court injunction of union picketing, "to use loose language or undefined slogans that are part of the conventional give-and-take in our economic and political controversies -- like 'unfair' or 'fascist' -- is not to falsify facts." Cafeteria Employees Local 302 v. Angelos,320 U.S. 293, 295 (1943)... Here, too, "there is no such thing as a false idea. However pernicious an opinion may seem, we depend for its correction not on the conscience of judges and juries but on the competition of other ideas." Gertz v. Robert Welch, Inc., post, at 339-340."

So in other words, insults aren't actionable. Furthermore, encyclopedia dramatica is a comedy website and nothing there is intended to be taken as the truth anyway.

I'd quote more law but you get the point. In short, everything I wrote is either truth or protected opinion and therefore subjective. It is not actionable libel.

Another internet lolsuit lost. Better luck next time.

tungbandit
im not intimidated by your lawyer jargon or your condescending remarks. you obviously get off on the fact that you think your mentaly superior to others. nice try but that game has already been played on this forum, so better luck next time to you as well me good citizen. this little interaction between you and myself now ends here for the simple fact i say that it does. what?

RLJ
Ok, and it isn't jargon by the way. It's authority. And I am mentally superior by the way so thanks for noticing.

By the way, tungbandit, it occurred to me that, ironically, by accusing me of committing "slander," which was false (as well as wrong as slander is spoken, libel is written), you were actually libelling me and seeking to impugn my reputation as a lawyer on this board.

In the future try not to accuse people of violating legal principles you do not even begin to understand. I know you will do it anyway. Don't worry. I'll clean up your mess.

Have fun trying to understand that prior post containing legal authority you dismissed as "jargon" http://forums.lionsgate.com/showpost...61&postcount=8. Translation of "jargon"="I was too stupid to understand it so I didn't bother reading it"

HEED MY WARNING REX

HEED MY WARNING
HEED MY WARNING is a wonderful addition to this forum.
and his leadership skills are like no other. he or she has successfully bought life back to this forum again.
thank god he or she is here to save us from our evil ways.

there you have it darkhunter. I've just spoke for the rest of this forum. im the leader of this place now so your gonna either love it, or leave it.

HEED MY WARNING

Originally Posted by luvmesomejigsaw
wtf?
how the hell do you figure you've just spoken for the rest of the forum? your not the "leader" in any way, and to claim something like that sounds ridiculous.

listen here angry child. Iam the leader because I made this place fun again. so if you dont like that Iam the leader , then move your mouse to the "close" icon, click it, and get the stepping.

and you really need to do something about your anger issue that you seem to suffer from. my announcement as the new leader has already sent you over the edge which clearly shows how easily I can control you. now calm yourself.

Originally Posted by luvmesomejigsaw
LOL.
"angry child"?
i dont understand you. you claim to be all for "fairness" and not judging people, yet youre trying to tell me i have anger issues? uhm, okay. you made a post i didnt agree with, and i said so. in no way was i "sent over the edge" as you ridiculously put it.

wow, you are something else.

still in denial eh? well thats not supprising considering your anger flaws. time to show a little maturity and stop giving in to your silly little anger problem. and until you contribute something interesting to this place, I suggest that you just accept me as your leader and take my every word and run with it. but I will not have angry trolls on this forum so my advice to you is to get help, or deal with me.

  • edit*

and I will call you a child until you decide to grow up.

oh I have a good grip.
a very good grip on this forum.
and your excessive use of smiles and other various yet pointless symbolism only shows that your crying out to be apart of something useful in life. maybe I can help you but first you must admit that you have a problem. I can hear your cries from miles away.

RLJ
Heed, very good grip on this forum? I'm guessing the only thing you have a very good grip on is your well thumbed copy of Das Kapital. Only it's the cliff's notes version.

Lulz.

RLJ
Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
sure man whatever you say.
I dont want any problems with you.
and I dont want to argue anymore.
however you feel about me is your business.
I just hate arguing. lets just put an end to all this.

Sorry when you say you are the leader of this of this forum you deserve to have the starch taken out of your shirt

HEED MY WARNING
iam not going to have you here insulting people just because you cant get the sand out of your vagina. so until you stop crying and acting like a little girl, you will have to deal with me. do I make myself clear?!

INSULTUS MAXIMUS

RLJ
Clear as clear can be, "leader."

You foaming piece of Chihuahua sh.it. If I had an a.ss like yours I'd smear it well with Crisco and run around naked at a Barry Manilow concert.

You must like the abuse since you're continuing your belief that you are leader here. Must be like being the biggest fly on a piece of sh.it. A good analogy.

Have fun "leading." I don't need a "leader" to tell me what is ok to talk about here and I mean everything I've said.

Is that clear? Of course it isn't. It's funny that we resolved the scientology problem and you start another one by claiming to be leader and some other g.ay sh.it I don't even remember. Fu.ck you and I hope you keep this leader sh.it up a long time so I can heap lots of abuse on you for it.

Fu.ck you again btw. That is such an expressive phrase and so apt for situations like this.

HEED MY WARNING
look little girl!!
if you wish to be a crybaby on your personal time, then thats fine.
but if you want problems, then as the leader here, I will deal with you. your acting like a first degree p.ussified little sissy and I will put your coward a.ss in check. your afraid to admit the truth of me as your leader, and you refuse to accept positivity which makes you a cowardly negative little p.ussy with whom I couldnt give a d.amn about, nor do I care about what you say. your too stupid to be taken searously so keep yakin all you wish...I could use the laugh. idiot.

RLJ
Braindead slug! Some leader you'll make with me on your heels, at every post you make spewing your leader garbage, saying what I think of you and your "leader" sh.it. Yeah you'll be quite the authority. Of stupid.

You semen-swallowing chimp, why don't you go home and give yourself a Crazy Glue enema, you pitbull fu.cking bit.ch?

I won't even bother reasoning with you because you are a moron. It's genuinely too bad that most saw fans I've had the displeasure of meeting so far are just like you.

HEED MY WARNING
LMAO!!!
im loving this.
the little peasant is all mad now.
if i could give you your bottle, i would.
all you need is for someone to change your diaper.
keep it up village idiot. you amuse me, d.ickhead.

RLJ
I'm glad you like my abuse! That means you get more!

Be a nice piece of sh.it and go blow your goldfish, you hemorrhoid. After that, go fu.ck a weed-whacker.

I like that you think I'm an idiot. Stupid people think smart people are idiots, did you know that? Of course not.

You fu.cking liberal pantywaist pathetic sack of donkey sh.it. Morons like you make me understand why this country is in a fu.cking sad state. I wish stupidity was painful. You'd be in perpetual agony.

Fuc.k you also.

HEED MY WARNING
your right. stupid people do think that its the smart people who are dumb. thanks for explaining why you keep calling me stupid. now go back to your corner and put on your dunce cap you p.ussified troll.

RLJ
Bla bla bla more stupid sh.it nobody will read but you Heed. I finished reasoning with you long ago and from now on you only get the abuse you deserve and appear to enjoy.

Shouldn't you clean up that pi.ss from your crotch you fu.cking filthy cu.nt? And do something about those volcanic farts you're letting off you sh.it smelling bas.tard. I know it smells good to you but the rest of us disagree.

And although you think your sh.it doesn't stink I guarantee to you that you are mistaken.

Seriously a man with no balls and a vagina (i.e.: you) has less of chance at owning me on this board than a fu.cking bollocked necked pissant, which you also are, so take your little "A B C" insults back to whatever liberal anus of the internet you used to hang out at before this. oprah.com perhaps. Lulz.

Don't forget to untwist your strawberry shortcake panties, or else you'll cut off the circulation to the imaginary balls you don't have.

HEED MY WARNING
thanks for your coroperation Mr. village idiot.
keep amusing me with your r.etardedness

RLJ
I'm glad you find this amusing but do I detect a bit of anger in some of your posts? Lol, fuc.k you heed if you think this is so fuc.king funny you are the one who is retarded. You just like this because you like playing the victim. You are a fu.cking masochist and you truly sicken me.

There, that's more offensive than all the stuff I've been posting about venereal disease, animals and other fun stuff.

Fu.ck you, get the fu.ck out also. You are the most worthless piece of sh.it I ever had the displeasure of meeting.

There, did you enjoy that? Was it "amusing?" Good. I have plenty more.

Fuc.k you, Heed.

HEED MY WARNING oh I really enjoyed that one lol.
and believe me we are all laughing at you very loudly right now. now you see why your the village idiot?
I could writh a book about you man. but I dont think much of you to do so so with that said; more please. and theres no anger coming from me. but I understand that your just r.etarded and dont know any better. but yeah, Iam happy as hell thanks to you

RLJ Good for you this proves how insane you are.

Liberal masochist cu.nt. You like the abuse! You are a sick little pile of sh.it

Yeah your friends are laughing. I'm willing to bet your friends are as stupid as you are, assuming they're not imaginary. I couldn't possibly imagine they could be stupider than you since you seem to have established a new low.

Fu.ck you Heed.

Was that amusing? Good. I'm interested to know that morons find it funny when people call them sacks of sh.it and all the other abuse I've been heaping on you. Of course we all know you're lying but you'll never admit it. So laugh away, sh.itlips. Or at least pretend to. Waste of spe.rm. Lol.

HEED MY WARNING LMAO!!!
every forum needs a village idiot. it makes for great amusement so keep it up. oh and the people around me wish not to comment on your little crybaby accusations due to the fact that you are r.etarded and that they cant find you hurt you. but dont worry, I'll keep you going with your random flames clearly displaying that you were sexually traumatized as a child.

RLJ I didn't say that there weren't people with you (maybe), I just said if they exist anywhere aside from your imagination, they're as crazy as you are.

I'm looking forward to DH's notes, aren't you?

HEED MY WARNING oh definitly.
Iam very proud of my little peasant getting a good grade.
hopefully you wont disappoint either with your p.ussy little article.
now continue to ride around in circles on your unicycle clown.
thats an order.

I truly have the skills to be your leader unlike sawmypeanuts. he was too stupid to ever be any kind of leader. but in this case, you all need me to keep you all on the right path, and to keep this forum alive.

I dont listen to evil little people who cant function without my guidance. you all need me to make decisions for you.

RLJ Go drain the pus out of your nuts, Heed, you diarrhea chugging mole raper. Then pull your furry co.ck out of that da.mn lion and go back to fapping to sesame street.

HEED MY WARNING no need to thank me.
r.etards like yourself need my guidance.
i'll be here to keep you on the right path. your welcome.

RLJ

Go guide your dad's di.ck into your as.s.

HEED MY WARNING why dont you pull a pin from a grenade and shove it up your sore a.ss you peasant f.uck

RLJ Sorry, don't take instructions from ret.ards try asking in /b/ they will eagerly oblige your request and post pics of it.

THE CAUSE OF HEED'S FAIL IS TENTATIVELY IDENTIFIED: SEVERE AUTISM. THIS DIAGNOSIS PROVED TO BE WRONG

RLJ Heed is autistic
It's so da.mn obvious now that I think about it. The delusions of grandeur. The belief that things should be run according to his own personal rules. The total inability to relate to his peer group in any meaningful way.

No other way to explain what a deluded little loser this piece of sh.it is.

Amused, Heed? Here's a nice photo of a choo choo train for you to fap to.


Laughing, you retarded little aspie fu.ck? Good. Retards laugh all the time, right Heed? According to you at least. Now shove that train up your as.s until it comes out your fu.cking idiot ret.ard mouth.

Am I a good clown, Heed? Tell me, is this the sort of entertainment a retarded aspergic little moron enjoys?

Pwn.

darkhunter Actually I had considered this possibility during the write up of my essay.

HEED MY WARNING f.uck your mother
and yes iam amused at your pethedic display of your braindead p.ussified spineless inaccurate observations. you still = fail.
stick to making balloon animals chump clown. your welcome.

darkhunter Heed, you have about 95% of the traits of autism while everyone else on here other then Heed Is An Auspie show less then 1%

RLJ So he's not even a total reta.rd? How about that he even fails at being a ret.ard.

Well if Heed isn't one he sure acts like one. Maybe he havn't been diagnosed.

But, who cares. Whatever. Fu.ck you ret.ard, go eat shi.t.

HEED MY WARNING LOL clown.
you go eat a dog s.hit sandwich and chase it down with my p.iss you talking jack in the box

RLJ

RET.ARD

That's Heed!

By the way, ret.ard, way to go on bumping a thread that says you're ret.arded. Don't worry. I'll bump it every now and then when I feel like it. Just to remind people what you are.

R E T A R D

HEED MY WARNING now smash a pie in your face and dance around with your wackyness and goofy laughter.

A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER, WHICH HEED COULDN'T READ BECAUSE OF HIS LACK OF READING COMPREHENSION AND ATTENTION SPAN SKILLS, IS WRITTEN

EDITOR'S NOTE : HEED TO DATE HAS NOT RESPONDED TO THIS LETTER. LULZ. An Open Letter To Heed My Warning
Ok Heed, time for a serious message about your sh.it. I have to say i'm pretty pissed off because I came looking for Saw IV chat and instead I found a mentally ret.arded bully who thinks he can impose his stupidity on all of us and be leader and call us clowns for rising up against his fu.cking unwarranted self importance.

You say you're helping the forum, no you aren't at all, stop saying that. You can't come in, declare yourself the leader, that you are always right and everyone is always wrong, and say you're helping. Whether you like it or not, you are the biggest problem with this forum right now. I know you won't leave. But be patient. We'll get to that. You have to take responsibility for yourself and your actions and not just act like everybody else is the one with the problem. Your power fantasies are not helping anyone but yourself. You are selfish as well as mentally ill.

Still reading, Heed? Ok, you are an idiot loser, have fun with your stupid feuds and being traumatized by the internet. You're clearly angry at me.

I can tell from your posts. You dropped the clown sh.it and threw an incest line at me. That shows anger on your part. I however am not angry.

Even all of those disgusting insults were just for the purpose of trying to stop your misbehavior. You were too stubborn and selfish for that to work.

I'm not angry. I'm only trying to take out the garbage. And believe me, in case you were too stupid to figure it out, that garbage is you.

What's failing at trolling like? Because it only counts as trolling, if the target's mad. I'm not mad. You are. You should be used to failure by now.

I'm sure it's a recurring theme of your undeserved life.

I just wish you'd realize that this sh.it is the truth and get off your dumpy little autistic as.s and do something other than trying (and failing) to pwn a saw forum. But that will never happen I guess. I think most people would be happier if you weren't you. So just keep in mind that most people you know detest you. I mean, no one's opinion but yours can ever be right; thats why no one can stand you. I guess being autistic all of this is going way over your head. It's ok. You're ret.arded so you have an excuse I guess.

Anyway, you can't just live in your own world and have your own ideas that are different from everyone else's, and think they're better and try to force people to accept them, and expect people to understand and be ok with it. My point is you LEARN you dont just sit there like "oh well this is how I am, everyone should be like me." But nah, you're not capable of it. You should probably just become an hero, it would be easier. For everybody involved.

You really shouldnt be happy or amused about anything that's been happening here for the last few days. Ret.ard, you are a blight on the world. I don't want to play your sh.itty games, but I do it because I truly believe that garbage like you should be eliminated. And since I'm not a mod, I'll do everything within my power aside from actual banning. You have no business running a forum. You don't even have any business running anything.

Anyway, like I said, I know you won't leave Heed. But every time you make a post or thread about your being a leader sh.it or about how we need to subscribe to your brand of "happiness" (which I find akin to the "happiness" an unaware cow on its way to the slaughterhouse must feel) I bump this thread. And the autism one. And everyone will see what a parasite you are on this forum once again and be reminded what a worthless sack of dog sh.it Heed My Warning is.

So make your choice, Heed, continue your behavior and the humiliation will be permanent. Change, and maybe we can make some progress.

It's all up to you, Heed. It always has been.

Let the game begin!
RLJ

Random crap that I have no idea where it belongs. So I stuck it on the end.

Aspie fu.ck.

HEED MY WARNING
keep entertaining me b.itch.

  • backhand slap*


RLJ Yes aspies are easily entertained by things normal people do that they don't understand. Thanks for proving once again what a ret.ard you are.

Ret.arded fuc.k.

HEED MY WARNING thats right know your role clown. iam making you my b.itch. you follow my orders very well p.ussy.

RLJ Only in your ret.arded mind. Sorry Heed, you are an unreliable narrator so your opinions are worth as much as the sack of sh.it you also are.

Fu.ck you.

The only way I would be your bit.ch would be if I wasn't doing what I'm doing, as.shole. I'm standing up to your reta.rdedness. I'm not taking it like a bi.tch. I'm taking the fight to you, like a man, which you will never be. You'll always be a ret.arded little boy.

Fuc.k you reta.rd.

HEED MY WARNING that was too short.
make it longer next time b.itch...or I shall b.itchslap you again.

RLJ No

HEED MY WARNING thank you for taking time out to address how much you love having me as your leader. hopefully your stupidity will have a special place here soon. but dont give up. keep trying. I enjoy the entertainment.

you still have a ways to go to be considered intelligent. but for now, just keep worshiping me and knowing your place, idiot.

thanks for supporting me as your leader.
I hope you continue to amuse, entertain, and worship me until your STD kills you. now carry on peasant.

RLJ Eat shi.t. Why you find this entertaining is only known to you, ret.ard.

Yeah his defense mechanism when you catch him in hypocricy or stupidity or just insult him badly is to pretend he thinks its funny and laugh at you call you an A B C insult like pu.ssy or clown or something and think that means he pwned you.

The sad thing is he's so ret.arded he may possibly really believe it. But like I said before, being ret.arded is not a benefit in life so it shouldn't be one here, and if nobody believes in the pwnage except Heed because he's autistic, then it isn't pwnage. It's just a reta.rd's wet dream about being better than normal people. And that is what this "I am the leader" sh.it is really all about. That and negative attention. Heed is probably getting more attention from this forum in a few days (although most of it has been insults) than he has in at least a month of irl. He's pretty fu.cking pathetic no? Hey Heed, fu.ck you. Go get fu.cked. I wish autism was terminal.

Eat sh.it Heed, just like you do every day in this forum.


HEED MY WARNING
theres no point in arguing with the little crybaby.
all he's going to do is write an artical about you in the "encyclopediadramatica" anyway. he's so predictable and seems to hate people with their own opinion. so basicly; he's a loser lost in his own world expressing anger to those who disagree with him for the simple fact that not everyone is as stupid as him. just ignore the crybaby

shut the f.uck up chump

RLJ
Make me you ret.arded aspergic pile of shi.t. You can't? Guess you're not much of a leader. Except in your ret.ard fantasy.

HEED MY WARNING
there you go. back to your role as forum clown.
now make me a balloon animal you punk p.ussy a.ss b.itchmade piece of s.hit r.etarded inbreed wow iam so proud of how obedient you are.

RLJ
Keep dreaming. Ret.ard.

HEED MY WARNING
keep amusing me. r.etard.

RLJ
Only a sicko finds being greviously offended for days amusing. But like we said before, you're a liar about the whole being amused thing, so fu.ck you and read the open letter thread. Maybe you'll learn some new words.
HEED MY WARNING
tomorrow will be the offical LGF flame fest and I must order you to take part due to your skills at amusing people.

an offical time has not been set as of yet but I'll keep all of you sheep updated. now carry on with your wackyness.

RLJ
I could say the same to you. Your ret.ardation is quite amusing and it is a lot of fun to verbally abuse you. Thanks for being a great punching bag! You're like one of those fuc.king balloons with a face on it that you hit and it get knocked over but up you go again. An apt simile for your attention whor.ing and sheer autism.

You know what I'll tell you to go do, but you won't do it, and I've said it at least 100 times by now, so fu.ck it, and fu.ck you also.

HEED MY WARNING' you dont accept my guidance so its nothing i can do for you except laugh at how much of a doofice you are.
keep up the flames all you wish. as the leader, I have already labeled you as the village idiot of the forum until you learn to respect your superiors. so until then, you may keep showing everyone how much control I have over you by b.itching about my leadership. go back to sucking on your pacifier crybaby.

RLJ
Put a quarter into the jukebox, you get a song. Post you're leader on this forum and you get this:

How's that new "George Foreman Vaginal Enema" I sent you working out, bit.ch, you maggot-gargling who.re? You snot-eating, co.ck-sucking, ball-licking cu.nt. Now go suck an Arab dry, bit.ch, and then straw-spit the cu.m up your mother's as.s.

You don't control me. I'm showing you what I think of you and all of your liberal sh.it. You can spin that however you like. But you don't control anything here and this should be a good example of that:

Do me and the rest of humanity a favor, scrotum-scrubber -- forget using the internet, and stick with crayons and lined paper, okay, you pus-filled carton of fu.ck!

I'm the village idiot? In your dreams! You're the idiot who think he can make himself leader here and everyone will accept it and bow down to your liberalism. Eat sh.it.

Also fu.ck you. It feels good saying that to you. Truly what you deserve.

HEED MY WARNING stupidity only leads to madness.
you should work on expanding your intellectual capacity. its a good start if you want to ever be as supreme as me.
I'll continue to look down at you and laugh at how much of a brain dead moron you are.
let me know when the battery in your back starts to run low so I can give you a new one. and btw;
f.uck you and all of your twisted negative views. you dont phase me one bit, p.ussy.

RLJ Good this will go on for years. It will give you something to do that you love doing, playing the fu.cking victim. But once again you're doing it all to yourself.

You herpes infected nutsack, you co.ck sucking retarded lump of di.ck rot, don't respond to this, instead just throw your computer in a refuse sack and toss it in the garbage, along with yourself.

Fu.ck you, Heed. I don't even give a sh.it if you drop the leader cr.ap now (you won't). I'm just going to flame the living fu.ck out of you until I run out of steam. A fu.cking liberal mangina like you who thinks they have the right to tell people not to express their feelings about the fuc.ked up sh.it that goes down in this world doesn't belong on a forum for a fu.cking horror movie about ripping people apart and requiring them to mutilate themselves. Please find a "my little ponies" forum or some similar sh.it where you can spread your filthy liberal garbage.

HEED MY WARNING thats right keep it up moron.
I love how every post, you dig your hole of retardness even deeper. keep me laughing p.ussy. your stupidity adds humor to my forum and nobody does it quite like you. now keep posting your cries for mental help dumba.ss.

RLJ It must be hard typing since it takes away from fluffing goats which is your favorite hobby. What a complete and utter mongoloid you are. Your mother must have been drinking wood alcohol while she carried you, you festering sphyillis infested liberal scab.

I'm not even reading the tripe that continues to spew forth from your herpes encrusted drooling cakehole. You ran out of things to say long ago, but I guess one can't expect too much from from a festering sack of sh.it like yourself.

Now go back to using you anus as a goal tender and asking your local superdelegate to place his puck into it.

Fu.ck you.

HEED MY WARNING liberal scab? fluffing goats? anus as a goal tender? LMAO!!! this is some really funny stuff.
you got some strange stuff running through your mind. I guess that I can add borderline retardation to the list of problems you suffer from aswell.
keep the flames up though. your doing a good job at showing me how much of a p.ussified dimwitted peebrain you are. and for the record; I dont flame people so I'll leave those childish antics up to you, moron.

darkhunter Heed, would you please see a psychiatrist. You are apesh.it insane and after 20 minutes of talking like you type you'd be committed for the 72 hour observational.

HEED MY WARNING and would you please stop thinking that you have the ability to think for yourself?
you need my leadership and tough break if you dont like it you moron. and that wasnt anger driven so think of another false accusation b.itch.

RLJ You're a poster child for abortion.

HEED MY WARNING looks whoes talking.
your mother should be executed for not swollowing you.

darkhunter Good thing you don't judge or that could be taken for being judgmental.

HEED MY WARNING as the leader, I declare him fair game due to the fact that he is negativity in the flesh. so as the supreme being here, I'll cast judgment on the troll.

darkhunter Which is mean, unfair and evil of you.

HEED MY WARNING no. he is the root of all the evil here and I dont reason with evil.
but when he mans up and stops acting a evil little b.itch, I'll still treat him like the piece of garbach that he is just because its the fair thing to do. your leader has spoken

RLJ Aspie fu.ck.

HEED MY WARNING you applied different makeup...LMAO

RLJ Only in your dream world you fu.cking autistic sack of sh.it. Only a aspie ret.ard would find all of this as funny as you do.

HEED MY WARNING LMAO!!!
the clown knows his role.
keep it up.

Die-Go/2SHAE I corrected you, you called me ignorant. So, you are either stupid for calling me ignorant (when I was ignorant of nothing in that situation) and thinking it was a word for stupid or you're stupid for using random insults with no basis. No false accusations here.

You=Fail

HEED MY WARNING you are ignorant and if you dont like it, too bad...I just liked it for you b.itch. now go play with your mom's dildo. your welcome.

RLJ You're the fu.ckng retar.ded clown little sh.itty aspergic tu.rd. Dh said you have 95% the traits of a ret.ard. Let's round that up and call you a ret.arded aspergic sack of sh.it, four pounds of sh.it in a three pound bag.v
Call me a clown again, you ret.arded moron, so far I've been a pu.ssy then you got bored of that and called me some other lame sh.it, now I'm a clown. Insults a fu.cking ret.ard strained to make up are worthless to me. You calling me a clown makes me feel good, I'm glad a ret.ard like you thinks I'm a clown. Means I'm doing something right. You're a perfect negative barometer. Don't understand what that means? It's ok. You're reta.rded, of course you don't.

You're the fu.cking clown fu.ckface and a retarded one at that. Fuc.k you and I hope this goes on for years so I can flame your ret.arded as.s every fuc.king day of the rest of your miserable wasted pile of shi.t of a life. Fuc.k you again. Ret.ard.

HEED MY WARNING

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your act is getting repetitive now.
go work on some new material p.ussy before your leader b.itchslaps you again.

RLJ I got lots of new material for you, read the open letter thread. If you can.

Fuc.k you also.

HEED MY WARNING thank you for updating your material for your leader.
I hope to be really amused by your new clown act.

Die-Go/2SHAE Ignorant of what exactly (I'm ignoring the rest until I get an answer to this question) ?

If you can see this I predict you'll say that I'm ignorant of the fact that you're the "leader". Typical response when you obviously have none.
HEED MY WARNING no because you do accept me as your leader wether your aware of it or not. your ignorant due to the fact that you couldnt forgive kinjixx when he displayed remorse for the bad things that he did. you denied him his second chance. also you are ignorant because you continue to believe that negativity will lead to your success in life. thats just madness. people like you should not think for themselves therefore, as long as you are on my forum, I'll do the thinking for you. your welcome...
RLJ Ok, Heed, I'll make a compromise. You can be leader of the retards here. So far, that's only you.

But if another ret.ard comes along, you can be their leader. That will be lovely. Maybe we can get at least 100 ret.ards like you and open up a psych ward thread for all of you to live in and drool on with your re.tard fantasies about being the leader and people who point out that you are an aspergic retar.d being "clowns." It will be fun. Please invite all of your retar.d friends here so we can do this . . . oh wait you don't have any. Too bad. Better luck next time I guess.

HEED MY WARNING as your leader, I order you to post longer flame infested replys.
now go sit in your dark spot and think about what you just did you braindead r.etarded scooby doo lookin cum swallowing f.uck!!!
get your act together and stop slacking on the flames you piece of s.hit.

RLJ Jesus how many threads are you going to post your retar.ded sh.it in. Please become an hero so we can actually use this forum instead of having to deal with a ret.arded child like yourself. Loser.

HEED MY WARNING
advice to all!!!
r.etarded people make for good clowns on a forum.
someday if any of you run a forum like me, you should try it.
RLJ is a perfect example of a r.etard made into a clown.
keep it up you wacky little guy, this is very fun and very funy L O L

RLJ
Um, you're the ret.arded clown idiot. It's funny you think the man who is trying to deal with a severely reta.rded little boy is the clown. Proves what a clown you are.

Compare what you are writing here to my open letter.

Still think I'm the clown? Of course you do reta.rd. Have fun with your delusions. Punching bag. Fuc.k you.

HEED MY WARNING
shut up b.tch *backslap*
keep amusing me clown.

RLJ
I'm the one amused by your reta.rdery. Clowns and circus music, surely things a brain-atrophied retar.ded aspergic sh.itbag like you would love. Oh and you say backslap now, how nice. The re.tard learned a new trick.

Fu.ck you Heed. I wonder how miserable your real life is, given how you're getting treated here. Tell me, are you a "leader" in real life? Lol, certainly not, unless it's leader of the ret.ards.

You're the forum pet re.tard instead. And everyone loves to kick the ret.ard who thinks he's better than us even though his brain doesn't even fuc.king work properly. And he makes up nice stories about us being clowns to amuse himself. It's all quite funny, and all quite ret.arded also.

Fu.ck you again ret.ard. Go watch the test pattern and drool and then bang your head against the wall in prime numbers until you pass out. Maybe after that you can trade in that computer for something more entertaining for you, a lite brite. "Look mommy I made a clown!"

HEED MY WARNING'

  • skips through all the blah blah blah*

your battery is running low so I must change it now.
this should have you going like the energizer bunny now LOL

RLJ
Fu.ck you aspie.

HEED MY WARNING
no. go f.uck your mom like your used to doing you inbred genetic f.uckup.

Originally Posted by steeler4life
You really have a problem with "your" and you're" don't you! Are you some kind of moron?!? Obviously not fit to be "superior".

its called "I dont giva f.uck" its not that important and if you wish to stress the issue, then feel free to do so, or forever hold a d.ick in your mouth. and yes...Iam superior to you little people. now finish worshiping me by contributing to forum activity, peasant.

Originally Posted by steeler4life
Don't worship anybody. It's for sheep, who have no real goals in life, other than to follow some false idol.

Peasant? Me? Far from it!

your a peasant because I say your a peasant.

and Iam the supreme figure that you "sheep" must worship if you wish to exist on my forum. dont like it, I'll like it for you and force it on you. your welcome.

Die-Go/2SHAE

Originally Posted by RLJ
He's immensely retar.ded, reasoning won't work with him. I've been trying to get rid of him for a few days now, giving public humiliation a try. So far he's been immune though. Probably too ret.arded to care what people think of him.

No, that's not it. Its that he doesn't get any attention from anyone in his "life" (if a "life" can be constituted as masturbating all day and eating 2 minute dinners all day, every day), so he comes here to get some attention.

Pure hate in cyberspace is better than no acknowledgment at all from anyone* in real life, huh HEED ?

  • Not even your parents that deserted you (after they took turns 5hitting and pissing in your mouth) when they heard you speak for the first time.


RLJ
Yeah he's obviously an attention who.re. I'm doing my best to bring this idiotic episode to an end, hopefully it will work.

HEED MY WARNING you are my most loyal servant and I thank you for that.
now back to acting like a r.etarded moron. thats an order
I love those wacky sound effects when you dance around and ride your unicycle. your such a moron LOL.

RLJ
That's only what you think is going on, ret.ard. Wow, thanks for proving what an aspergers suffering ret.arded fu.ck you are. Fu.ck you.

HEED MY WARNING and I enjoy having you as my peasant aswell.
keep up the good work and I might promote you to something more useful. now go bonkers on me again.
It makes my day to see you act like a r.etarded moron, ya little b.itch.

RLJ
Only in your mental dreams, ret.ard.

HEED MY WARNING eat s.hit and drink p.iss you hollow minded di.ckhead.
RLJ
No thanks I'll leave it for you. You look really hungry.
HEED MY WARNING that battery I gave you is really powerful.
I see it still has you going like energizer bunny.
thank you for choosing me as your leader.
I'm doing this of my own free will, to gain material for my ED article.

RLJ You're the energizer bunny. No brains and you keep on going.

I've even told you several times I'm trolling you to write an article about you and you're just too stupid to get it. Figures. Ret.ard.

HEED MY WARNING go back to giving your dog some head you sick f.uck.
shoot yourself afterwards.
RLJ Nah, the dog prefers you and I would hate to interrupt your "relationship." And why should I shoot myself? I'm not the ret.arded aspie getting raped by a dog.

Of course if you did shoot yourself we could get back to talking about saw here instead of how ret.arded you are so I'm for it. And the best part is, they won't have to clean up any brains off the wall afterwards since you don't have any.

HEED MY WARNING . . .you pulled up an old thread where I claimed that I was the leader before you ever asked for me to stop, and you attacked me for what was an "out dated thread" which kicked off all of this. . .
RLJ So in other words, I manipulated you. After that silly argument about chanology links I decided you were a good lolcow, so I said "tl;dr, fu.ck you" with the specific intent of setting you off, and like a good lolcow you went into flame mode. And you've kept it up for over a week like a good little reta.rded slave.

Before you respond, remember you can't say I was manipulated by you, and also say I was the one that started this. Get the picture? Can't wait for your reply failf.ag. Don't try too hard. The process of thinking your way out of this may be too much for you.

Thank you for being such good entertainment for me and ED sad ret.arded clown. Please continue amusing us and making my article the longest in ED history at the rate you're going.

Also fu.ck you little autistic tu.rd. Sorry, that's obligatory at this point.

HEED MY WARNING eat a d.ick with gonorrhea b.itch.
RLJ

No I can't eat my best clown's lunch. And you look really hungry after wrestling with that albino tiger. I hope those wounds aren't infected because after lunch you're going to do the living goatse for Ms. Abrams' third grade class and they've been looking forward to it all year.

HEED MY WARNING stick the d.ick back in your mouth and "you" shut the f.uck up!

RLJ
What a dirty clown. You know this is a cigar, Clown, not a di.ck. Stupid clown. We all know how much you like getting butt fu.cked by the other clowns after the show though. In fact we started charging admission to that also and are making a lot more ticket sales thanks to your goatse as.s. Going going! You're a good clown!

HEED MY WARNING f.uck you clown.
how about...you go stand in front of an "oncoming train" and dance with that.
RLJ Hahaha, what a funny clown, the train is coming your way and you're doing a silly dance instead of running for your life.

Lucky thing the train stopped and all the bodybuilding females in it got out and raped you with strapons. What a funny ending to what looked like a tragedy in the making!

HEED MY WARNING I never lose.
I rule over everyone here and you will all continue to serve me.
now keep amusing me you little crosseyed r.etard.
put on your helmet and go play with your building blocks f.aggot!
RLJ No no no, you see, I gave you a specific task to do, and you're not doing it. Therefore, you're losing. I said it was a game.

If you don't want to play then I guess you lose.

Now the governor wants to go into your as.s, bring your goatse as.s over there. Lucky it's big enough for the lieutenant governor to also enjoy you at the same time.

HEED MY WARNING LOL....moron

thank you for choosing me as your leader.
RLJ The governor sure thanks you for the fine as.s pleasure. Now his dog wants to enjoy you. Spread em wide bit.ch.

The End?

HEED MY WARNING Eric Mathiews (saw2) is a perfect example of that [being psychologically manipulated].

RLJ Yeah, Jigsaw knew he wouldn't be able to sit there and wait while he thought his son was in grave danger. He ignored Jigsaw's rules. Just forgot about them in his emotional state and let his rage and fear control him.

Sort of like how I set out a game in here for you, and told you if you kept arguing with me it would get worse, but it only took one four letter word from me to set you going for over a week now, and you eagerly responded to my abuse. Ironically you thought you were trolling me but the whole time you were playing my game. I told you it was a game and told you exactly what I was doing and why I was doing it several times, but you ignored the rules, just like Matthews. Since you got boring, I'm done with you now. But you won't be forgotten. By anybody. But it's not the way someone would want to be remembered.

GAME OVER HEED

YOU LOSE
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[signature=]HEED MY WARNING = OWNED ASPIE RET.ARD

HEED TRIES TO BLAME ME FOR THE FLAMEWAR CONTINUING BY FAKING A PEACE TREATY. LULZ AND OWNAGE RESULT

HEED MY WARNING
exacly...i try make peace and he act like asian woman and say no no no

RLJ
Show me one link to a post where you tried to make peace and promised to stop spamming this forum with your leader cr.ap and other aspie ranting.
If you come up with the link I'll take you at your word that you'll stop the sh.it you've been posting here for the last two weeks, and I will stop also.
Can't wait for that link, Heed.
Owned.

HEED MY WARNING
it be in you inbox but U like asian woman and say No no no U lie U lie

RLJ
Post it in the forum, bit.ch. Prove I'm lying.

HEED MY WARNING
so I did not post on forum becuz I delet everything..
U shud have it but U just a g.ay liar.
now go play in ur pile of garbach...

RLJ
Ok, so retype it now. Make peace with me and promise to stop spamming this forum and talk about saw.
No more leader garbage or any other of your two year old level cr.ap.
Ok? Do we have a deal?

HEED MY WARNING
we had deal be4 but U broke it...now no new deal but STFU.
dats only deal. fukk U no peace....ur fault cuz U g.ay.

RLJ
You're a proven liar. Fu.ck you.
Post time of RLJ's request for peace deal in forum :4:55 PM
Post time of Heed's refusal of deal in forum :6:10 PM
How come it took you an hour and fifteen minutes to figure out you made a deal with me before and I broke it, Heed?
What were the terms of this deal?
Can you link to it from anywhere? Not quote, link. With a timestamp.
Fu.ck you, you lying sack of sh.it.

HEED MY WARNING
LOL....you = idiot4life
your a monkey and cant get no p.ussy cuz u be monkey!!!!

_________

The Next Thing

HEED MY WARNING
Iam f.ucking your mom right now.
do not disturb.

RLJ
And my dad is buttfu.cking you. Thanks for pleasuring my parents.

HEED MY WARNING
u dont need my email p.ussy.
stop making excuses and come to DC. stop bluffin.
and the person u been calling was not me. he sent the message on his own and now he and i and others are waiting for U!!!!
RLJ
Will you have a circle jerk while you are waiting with your girl scout troop?

HEED MY WARNING
naw ima keep being amused by "hrodulf typing monkey" who enjoys pulling rabbits out of his a.ss.

RLJ
I like my article about you. Dumber than a paramecium. It's true you know.
The only person here who likes pulling things out of his as.s is you. Every night you have to reach in and pull out all the condoms that built up in there. From your time with the rest of your downlow homeys.
And you're my typing monkey fool because I'm the one getting something out of this and you aren't getting sh.it except owned.
The funniest thing about this is that you fa.ggots all have aids, but you use condoms anyway because you think they will cure it.

HEED MY WARNING
i get amusement and u entertain me.
btw: LOL...f.aggot

RLJ
You're the entertainment clown.
I'm glad you like it so you will continue like a good slave.

HEED MY WARNING
thank you for your continued worship.
keep it up r.etard.

RLJ
How is calling you an aspie ret.ard piece of sh.it worshipping you?
Is that how you pray in church or whatever, call God an aspie ret.ard pile of sh.it?
When people go to church to pray, the prayer doesn't go like this:
"Fu.ck you God, you blower of goats, you retarded aspie pansy you, please shove a pitchfork sideways up your as.s oh Lord, amen"
That doesn't sound like worship to me.
I wonder why it sounds like worship to you.
Is that how you pray Heed?
Owned aspie ret.ard.
Thanks for proving it again. Stupid fu.ck.

HEED MY WARNING
LOL did I make the little baby cry again.
thats way too much information buddy.
stay in school kids. or you'll end up like this little peasant.
I dont think so, I know so.
I rule over this place with an iron fist.
and I saved everyone here from misery and they continue to express there gratitude by entertaining me and worshiping me.

RLJ
You are a ret.arded piece of shi.t Heed. Funny how you havn't commented on my open letter yet. Let me help you out "thanks for writing a nice letter to me bitc.h you're my clown go write more letters and articles about me."
I will, so my actual normal friends can laugh at you and possibly troll you also. You are a troll's dream, impervious apparently to insults. We can troll you forever.
I'm making a project out of you. We will have a lot of fun trying to make you crack. You seem to love the attention. You must be severely starved for it in real life. Maybe that is because . . . . you're severely reta.rded? Just an observation. As.shole.

HEED MY WARNING

  • pulls strings*

and look at the little puppet gooooooooo!!!!!!!!

RLJ
You are the puppet because I tricked you into this fight from the beginning for my own purposes.
How are you going to end it, fa.ggot? I sure don't want it to end. You're more fun than forumwarz and over 9000 times gayer. So thanks again.
And fu.ck you. That's how this all started, did you remember that? You were arguing with me stupidly but compared to now, rationally, and all I had to do was say "tl;dr, fu.ck you" and you turned into an outraged owned aspie bit.ch slave.
Thanks for allowing me to own you. I'm very excited to have you as my personal property.

Inspiration at last

RLJ
Announcement
I would like to announce that as of tonight, I am the first American to legally own a slave in over 150 years.
Heed My Warning is my slave. I tricked him into this flamewar for lulz, and now he is trapped in it like the tar baby, unable to win and unable to stop. So he continues it for my amusement, willingly. He stupidly thinks that he is controlling me. But I am the one who manipulated him into this situation deliberately, and am gaining the rewards of learning how to be a better troll, getting material for ed.com, and laughing at his stupidity.
Heed is actually worse than a slave, as no actual legal bonds of servitude exist. He continues doing this of his own free will, because he is extremely stupid.
Thanks for all the hard work Heed. You're a good slave.

HEED MY WARNING
yaaaay yaaaaay yaaaaay yuuuuuuu suuuuuuck LOL!!!!
dont be tryn 2 fukk up my buzzz mang..
dis coke and lquor got me good rite now son!!!
i'm so fukkin hyped up dat i wanna rape your mom and serve my c..um alll doun her throat...then i can mix some of da ashes from darkhunters mom in wit my cocaine ans snort dat shhhiit and follow up wit a shot ov remy martin1738.
cuz das how i do in da 08 ma n.gga

RLJ
Keep the one man minstrel show up for your master. Owned. Literally.

HEED MY WARNING
i sniff so much coke that if it were snow I cud build 30 snowmen wit it. i cant believe u dont do coke mang. wut R u a square or sumthin???? **** near all lawyerz do coke son!!!!

RLJ
Whatever. Hope you od.

HEED MY WARNING
odin iz 4 suckaz... ima real n.igga wit a high tollerance 4 drugz and alcohol unlike u ya lill f.aggot a.ss p.ussy

RLJ
Then you better take moar.

HEED MY WARNING
i stick 2 coke weed and drink... wut u do?????

RLJ
Lately Gin and Polish grain alcohol.

HEED MY WARNING
ok ok ma n.igga.
wha kinda drugs u do ????
ur a lawyer so i kno u do something.
every lawyer i kno iz on something. mostly coke..

RLJ
Alcohol is a drug.

HEED MY WARNING
street drugs or prescription drugs modafukaahhhhh

RLJ
I don't do those. Not everyone is a worthless sack of sh.it like you.

Heed is A N.igger
An apology to HEED MY WARNING
Dear HEED MY WARNING,
I want to apologize to you from the bottom of my heart. Over the last few weeks in this forum I have accused you of being autistic. This was wrong, and I hope you accept my apology.
Recently, it came to light that you live in Washington DC, drink grey goose vodka, use terms like "4life" and are involved in some sort of street gang.
You aren't autistic.
You're just black.
Sincerely sorry for the mixup. You can understand how I could confuse the similar symptoms of those two disorders over the internet.
Hope we can be friends from now on since I said I'm sorry.
Heed Is A N.igger

HEED MY WARNING
yeahhhh1!!!! sssson!!!!!!!
u gotta luv da feeling he put in dat my nigg.
ay ma nigg, we can beee frnds but u must accept me as m@ster first ma n.igga...

HEED MY WARNING
dis real ***** talk son s0 sta outta thiss u lill b itch....
where ma ***** heed iz ***** at????
ps: hrodulf iz super g.ay...he aint real ***** like me son!!!!

RLJ
That's a good joke slave you know your master is straight as he fu.cks your wife nightly. Keep the jokes coming your master demands it.

HEED MY WARNING
no wife here ma n.igga...
i fukk otha poeples wives and then send them back 2 their husbands feelin like a million bucks... maybe ur wife need sum treatment too ma n.igga.

RLJ
Yeah I know she's gone. I sold her last week for fifty dollars.

HEED MY WARNING
shuda put her on dem cornaz n.igga!!!!
pimping iz easy!!! look how ezy im pimping U

RLJ
I don't truck with that kind of business. Pimping? You apparently don't know the meaning of the word. But in any event, I do like your minstrel show. Please keep up with the banjo playing and burlesque. And its all for free. From my willing slave.
Thanks.

HEED MY WARNING
suck my n.igga ballz ya lill b.itch.
where yo mom at???

RLJ
That rendition of Swanee Ribber almost made me cry. Thank you so much.
Now get into the sambo makeup its time for the next act.

HEED MY WARNING
where yo mom at???
ima rape her

RLJ
Typical.
Thank you for serving your master.
And what are you so mad about, the guy apologized.

HEED MY WARNING
f.aggot...
do u have kids????
want me 2 kill them ???/

RLJ
Also typical.
Thank you for serving your master.
Save that energy for tomorrow. It's Saturday. You've got a busy day ahead of drinking grey goose and doing cocaine.
You worthless piece of sh.it.

HEED MY WARNING
yall hate me and wanna kill me but nobody wanna do s.hit cuz my address in c.ockhunters sig and nobody step up yet....
wut tha deal???
who wonn bring it 2 deez street solderz...
we be real n.iggaz

RLJ
I'm only into mental violence, not physical violence, thanks.

HEED MY WARNING
sound lik a geek 2 me

RLJ
Thank you for serving your master.

RLJ
Heed
Hi, Heed, my friends would like to meet you.
Please go to this irc:
server irc.encyclopediadramatica.com
channel #ed
Thanks.
RLJ

HEED MY WARNING
send them peasants ova here ma *****.
and eat a homeless mans d.ick while ur at it b.itch

RLJ
Thank you for serving your master.

HEED
Thank you for serving your master.

RLJ MISREPRESENTED QUOTE BY HEED:"Please don't whip me no more massa."
Stealing trolls again. Well I understand. Since you have blackspergers syndrome you can't think of your own.
Thank you for serving your master.
Oh and Heed is there any way I can change your mind about ed irc?
We have fried chicken dipped in grape soda.

THINGS SETTLE DOWN...or do they

RLJ
My address
I've decided that since I am so popular in this forum, that I will make my name and address available for fan mail and love letters.
Here it is:
F.uck You
666 F.uck You Avenue, at the intersection with Eat Sh.it Boulevard,
New York, California, 66666
Telephone: (666)666-6666
Email: [email protected]

HEED MY WARNING
yeah u fukkin idiots!!!!! stop spamming this forum with ur g.ayness!!! that goes 4 u d.ickmuncher, hrodulf the talkin monkey, master r.etard, and all u other spammers. grow up and stop killing this forum with ur b.itchassness

RLJ
Originally Posted by heed My Warning
i Love Doing Massas Chores
and In The Pale Moonlight, They Swing Left An' Right, In Dose Bandanna Days!

HEED MY WARNING
Originally Posted by Hrodulf
aint i a good n.igga masa???
why u whip me so much masa???
isa be a good boy 4 ya

yeah u better straighten up B4 i put u back in the plantation u lill n.igga

RLJ
Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING View Post
Please massa don make me clean the barn with mah bare hands again oh lawd

Why do you think you can win this?

Owned.
RLJ
Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
eat a dead corpse and masturbate to ur monkey porn

Thank you for serving your master.

HEED MY WARNING
Originally Posted by Hrodulf
please dont whip me masa

thank u for serving ur master

RLJ
Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
I STEEL TROLLS BECAUSE I AM BLACKTARDED

How very sad.

HEED MY WARNING
Originally Posted by Hrodulf
i make silly sounds wit my big lips for ya masa

thank u 4 serving your master
RLJ
Originally Posted by heed My Warning
i Think I Am The Massa But I Am The Slave And Gettin Sold Down Da Ribber Tomorrow Oh Lawd

RING, RING DE BANJO

master1
This message is hidden because HEED MY WARNING is on your ignore list.
OWNED

RLJ
Why don't you take your ignore list and shove it up your as.s?

HiMaster1It'sHrodulf Originally Posted by Hrodulf
Why don't you take your ignore list and shove it up your as.s?
I just owned your fu.cking ignore list numbnuts. What now, my master?

HEED MY WARNING
why dont u shove it up ur a.ss first
thank u for choosing me as ur master.

HiMaster1It'sHrodulf Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
Sorry massa please I promise to pick more cotton tomorrow
Eat sh.it my slave. Thank you for serving your master.
RING, RING DE BANJO

HEED MY WARNING
Originally Posted by HiMaster1It'sHrodulf
isa good slave to my masa aint i masa heed??? *does slave dance*

RLJ
Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
I STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S TROLLS BECAUSE I AM TOO STUPID TO THINK OF ANY BECAUSE I HAVE SEVERE BLACKPERGERS SYNDROME
Ok slave it's cakewalk time. I want to see some genuine high-steppin, shuckin' and jivin, walkin for that cake.
I WANT TO SEE YOU WALK FOR THAT CAKE SLAVE
RING, RING DE BANJO

HEED MY WARNING

=HiMaster1It'sHrodulf;142830]anything else i can do 4 ya masa heed???

dance monkey!!!
[quote=*dances around for his master*
see masa? see masa? i do what u tall me masa. isa a good slave. *dances some more*[/QUOTE]
thank u for serving ur master

RLJ
Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
Please massa don't sell my kids down the river
This slave thing is not working out. Heed My Warning doesn't pick enough cotton, has bizarre notions about being the master instead of the slave, complains about everything, and is addicted to grey goose and cocaine. Also he's the stupidest slave I ever owned.
Please come to the slave auction Sunday March 30, 2008 at 12:00 Noon EST here in the forum and take him off my hands.
Trust me, you'd be doing me a favor and I'm not looking for a lot of money.

HEED MY WARNING
uza good n.igga.
keep serving me and I might make u my house n.igga.

HiMaster1It'sHrodulf Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
Gotta chop more firewood for massa.
RING, RING DE BANJO
btw
time of original post = Today, 02:12 AM
time of Heed's response = Today, 02:34 PM
Heed needed 12 hours to think of something to say. He must be slow. Maybe too much cocaine and gray goose.

HEED MY WARNING
hey!!! I drink remy and jack dainels too.
get all ur facts straight. plus i smoke weed.
now eat anotha banana and go back to serving me as ur master

RLJ
You're slow.

HEED MY WARNING
hahahahaha!!! your r.etarded

RLJ Originally posted by HEED MY WARNING
hahahahaha!!! I'm r.etarded

I fixed your post.

RLJ
Originally Posted by darkhunter View Post
10th time dodging. *Yawn* Your getting old Heed might want to change your act again.

Dude, seriously, just give up. He'll never give you what you want because he figured out, despite his stupidity, that he can be an utter asshat here, answer to nobody, and nothing will happen to him.
Well, except the s.hit that happened last night. How does your as.shole feel after that fuc.king, Heed? You were really good.
I came.
Owned.

HEED MY WARNING
hahahahaah!!!! that wasnt me you fool!!! that was a donkey!!!

RLJ
The sex was a metaphor. I would never even fu.cking touch your diseased hide, let alone f.uck you. Even if I was a f.aggot.
But subtleties like that are lost on a sh.it for brains like yourself.

HEED MY WARNING Hrodulf showing off his dance moves
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KVuIBpJ6B4E
nice job Hrodulf

RLJ
I didn't click your video slave quit surfing youtube and pick mah cotton. You're still mine until high noon Sunday dammit.

HEED MY WARNING
ahahahahaha!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KVuIBpJ6B4E

RLJ
Pick mah cotton bit.ch or its a whuppin

HEED MY WARNING
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JwHqY9nXdsg
I saw u at that concert booty dancing wit anotha dude HAHAHA!!! u f.aggot

Why were you at a concert. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PICKING MY FU.CKING COTTON BIT.CH

HEED MY WARNING
Originally Posted by Hrodulf
please dont put me bak in da fields masa
isa do anything to stay ur house n.igga

  • whips hrodulf for 5 minutes*


RLJ
Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
Cries like a bit.ch because Hrodulf refuses to whip him
You're not worth the wear and tear on the leather.

HEED MY WARNING
i bet she made some funny sounds when she got her throat slit.

Jmenal
You're going too far. Stop.

HEED MY WARNING

  • gaggs on darkhunters moms blood*

darkhunter likes it when i make fun of his dead mommy and daddy.
they had to scoop his dads brains off the floor before the rats ate them all LOLOLOL!!!!!!

RLJ
RING, RING DE BANJO

HEED MY WARNING
Originally Posted by Hrodulf
hey masa I took care of all da house choirs and i feather dusted ur whole house cuz isa good n.igga

Thank you for serving your master.

RLJ
Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
LOOK MOMMY I CAN GET ONTO INTERNET FORUMS AND BE AN ASSHAT. THANK YOU FOR THE COMPUTER YOU GOT ME FOR MY FOURTEENTH BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY
Owned.
Actually, I forgot. The only thing that's really owned on this forum are your ancestors.

HiMaster1It'sHrodulf
m1 = owned
What exactly does Master1 do here aside from bi.tch like a beauty queen who broke a nail about random people's post count/average, or rant about how he's "owned" people by putting them on ignore?

What's more pathetic than a has-been troll wannabe who is so deprived of any meaning or satisfaction in his life that he does nearly nothing here except complain about people's post counts and average, and brag about who he put on ignore. Long after the actual placing of the person on the ignore list occurred.

Master1 = fa.ggot. Fu.ck you master. Why don't you gtfo and go to the dA help with life forum. Emo crybabies like you belong with your own kind.

MASTER1 = OWNED

HEED MY WARNING
help ur wife!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Shw5_5tXiM

HiMaster1It'sHrodulf
Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
look i found a youtube video gee i am smart!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Shw5_5tXiM
Btw Robinson = last name of the guy who owned your ancestors.

HEED MY WARNING
did u help ur wife yet?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Shw5_5tXiM

HiMaster1It'sHrodulf Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
gaa gaa goo goo?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Shw5_5tXiM
ROBINSON = SLAVE OWNERS NAME

HEED MY WARNING Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
whats your name boy?!?!
Originally Posted by Hrodulf
KUNTA!!!....KUNTA KINTE!!!!
yeah I thought so u little n.igga monkey

HiMaster1It'sHrodulf
Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
READING RAINBOW BIT.CHES!!!!!
BUTTERFLY IN THE SKY
YOU CAN FLY TWICE AS HIGH
TAKE A LOOK
ITS IN A BOOK
READING RAINBOW

I CAN GO ANYWHERE
FRIENDS TO KNOW
AND WAYS TO GROW
READING RAINBOW

READING RAINBOWWWWW

y hello yah all i'm heed mah waring filling in fer levar burtins on readin rainbow and I gots this book here about bein a slave.

now i knows all about that cos i hrodulf slave until tomorrows when i get sold down da river cos i a worthless pile of sh.it.

(i'll edit this post when i feel like it. bit.ch. you can't win!)

HEED MY WARNING
Hrodulf's theme song LOLOL!!! f.aggot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FG-NcKdF78

RLJ
Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
I LOVE READIN RAINBOW I USED TO WATCH IT IN MY WONDA WOMAN UNDEROOS AND F.AP TO LEVAR BURTOSN A.SS HE IS MY GA.Y FANTASY

Really, the things you say Heed.

HEEDMYWARNINGFAN anyone here who wants to be a MOD pm me ur p/w. basically my ex bf is an admin at warezx and he is a pro hacker, he hackd a few hotmail accounts for me, and i asked him if he could make heed MOD and he said yh (he stil luvz me!)...so yeah...he needs username and password, so if ur up for it, and trust me, Pm me ur password and hell upgrade u to mod. be quick only the first person getting it!

RLJ So rather than saw, the theme of the forum would be the effect of extreme down syndrome upon the forum moderators?
HEEDMYWARNINGFAN
lol huh???
You know, down syndrome. google it.
It's likely what makes you, heed, jmenal and fa.ggot1 so fu.cking stupid.
I can't imagine what else it could possibly be.
Can you?

HEEDMYWARNINGFAN i cant wait til heed is mod, lol, im gonna tell him to ban you. your an idiot. no ofence. u cudve pmed me first instead of posting rubbish and in around 2 minutes u would be a mod. ur loss
jess

RLJ
Good, ban me.
I want to be banned.
Your forum is a lump of cat sh.it.
I don't want to be a mod in your g.ay down syndrome forum.

HEEDMYWARNINGFAN
than why r u here all day, 24/7? ;p

RLJ
Because I am a writer and you retarded fa.ggots happen to be what I am writing about.

Jmenal
How dare you ask him that question! Now he's gonna have to be a little *****, and call you names instead of answering.
Oh and, "I'm doing this so I can perfect a Encyclopedia Dramatica Article!" ISn't an excuse. Infact, it's more pathetic than if you were just around here for the abuse or you had no life.

RLJ
What abuse?
You guys were trying to abuse me?
I didn't notice.

Jmenal
I'm sorry sir but you agreed not to read my ******** posts anymore. Stay the hell away.

RLJ
I don't remember what you're talking about go find the link to what you are talking about.
Then print it out, ball it up, and shove it up your a.ss.

HEEDMYWARNINGFAN
no offence, but your a liar, and a loser, and you have no life. sorry, im not usually this mean but u really suck at life!
jess
im tlkin to hroduf btw!
RLJ
This is not the dA help with life forum. Sorry. I don't give a sh.it. Find someone who does. Maybe your momma or your boyfriend.

HEED MY WARNING
Originally Posted by Hrodulf View Post
Because I am a retarded fa.ggot who happens to be writing about the little blue birds that fly around my head.
oooookaaaaaaay

RLJ
Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
MY ANCESTORS WERE OWNED 4REALZ

Finally we can agree on something.
RLJ
Originally Posted by HEEDMYWARNINGFAN

(:(:(im so upset


YOU BELONG ON DA HELP WITH LIFE FORUM NOT SAW FORUM

Jmenal
Stop replying to me if you don't give a ****. You said alreayd that you wouldn't read anymore of my posts. Well STOP reading them. Or are you so pathetic you can't let anything go?
BTW

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Heed_My_Warning (vandalized)
RLJ
Did you shove the link up your a.ss like I told you to?

Jmenal I thought you didn't care? Why do you keep replying if you don't care? Is it because you care? Yeah, everyone knows you do.

RLJ
Thank you for vandalizing my article. It is backed up on my hard drive fyi.
you = fail

Jmenal
It took you that long to figure out what I meant? LMAO! So tell me did you fail out of 8th grade or did they graduate you because you turned 16?
BTW, stop replying to me. You're not supposed to CARE remember?

RLJ
You know nothing about trolling. you = fail yet again.
It's taking me long because while I'm chatting with you morons I'm putting all of your words of stupidity on ed.com.
The operative question here is : why are you still talking to me?

Jmenal
I thought you didn't care? Why do you keep replying if you don't care? Is it because you care? Yeah, everyone knows you do.

RLJ
You know nothing about trolling or ed. My motivations are different from yours. I am different from you. Thank God. The only thing I care about is getting material for ed that is lulzy which you all are providing in buckets.
Thanks idiots.

Jmenal
I'm not trolling anyone, I'm just pointing sometihng out. You said you don't care. Yet you obviously do. It makes you a liar, and it doesn't really matter what you reply back to me, everyone knows your a liar, everyone knows your a weak minded person and everyone knows that while you say you don't care about anything that happens, the fact that you are on this board every waking moment of your life, the fact that you have put enough time and dedication into "internet fighting" the people around here to probably goto college and at least learn how to get a trade job and move out of your parents basement, it ALL proves that you care far more than anyone else.
You care because your pathetic, and what people do on this board, this board that doesn't even physically exist, means A LOT to you. I've come here several times in the last few days and every time I have posted something, you have been there to reply. I have posted at many different times of the day, and you have always been there. You are readily available to argue here 24 hours a day and seven days a week because YOU CARE.
You care so much it's unhealthy, you care so much it hurts you when people reply to you and make fun of you. You care that your fragile little ego is bruised when someone calls you a name. You care when someone defies you in any way shape or form because you relentlessly attack them. You care Hrodulf, you care HARD.

Jmenal
DIDN'T READ TOO FU.CKIN LONG
Sorry I don't have time to read your retarded essays on why you're a fa.ggot. Try again rimjob.

RLJ
You know nothing about trolling or ed. My motivations are different from yours. I am different from you. Thank God. The only thing I care about is getting material for ed that is lulzy which you all are providing in buckets.

Thanks idiots.

I know all about your "motivations". You post ******** on a website that centers around ********. It's a way for the meek and mindless to get their rocks off while behind the safety of their computers. I know what ED is, I've been there many times. It's pathetic, and so are you.

It's just kind of sad that with every reply you make, you prove my point more and more.

RLJ
Jmenal
HOW DO I GET TO THE DA HELP WITH LIFE FORUM HRODULF?
http://forum.deviantart.com/community/life/

RLJ
Excuse me for a second I have to check on f.aggot1.

HEED MY WARNING
Originally posted by Hrodulf
Excuse me for a second I have to change my tampon

you didnt have to tell everyone

RLJ
Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
MY GREAT GRANDAD WAS A COTTON PICKING MACHINE
Ok listen up. I am busy with fa.ggot1 so if you want to wait around fine have a circle jerk or something.

TTFN sawf.ags

RLJ
Guess I will post this here too. I know Fa.ggot1 can't see it. I don't give a fu.ck.
What exactly does Master1 do here aside from bi.tch like a beauty queen who broke a nail about random people's post count/average, or rant about how he's "owned" people by putting them on ignore?
What's more pathetic than a has-been troll wannabe who is so deprived of any meaning or satisfaction in his life that he does nearly nothing here except complain about people's post counts and average, and brag about who he put on ignore. Long after the actual placing of the person on the ignore list occurred.
Master1 = fa.ggot. Fu.ck you master. Why don't you gtfo and go to the dA help with life forum. Emo crybabies like you belong with your own kind.
MASTER1 = OWNED

master1
This message is hidden because HiMaster1It'sHrodulf is on your ignore list.
OWNED
btw, I can see thread titles by everyone on ignore, but when I click them I see:
This message is hidden because HiMaster1It'sHrodulf is on your ignore list.
OWNEDx100000000000000000000000000 hahaha i own u so bad. The fact that you know I can't see your posts and still post about me shows what a sad life you live. We all hate you hrodulf/heed, so just leave. We own you. Everyday. There's nothing you can do, and soon I will have MOD access so I will bann you. Owned
This message is hidden because HiMaster1It'sHrodulf is on your ignore list.
OWNED
This message is hidden because HiMaster1It'sHrodulf is on your ignore list.
OWNED

RLJ
Putting people on your ignore isn't ownage it's running away.
I know he can't see this but here it is.
Real life doesn't have an ignore list.

master1
This message is hidden because Hrodulf is on your ignore list.
OWNED

RLJ
Jesus you are a stupid fa.ggot. Complain to your boyfriend about your stupid ignore list. Why don't you and the ignore list get a fu.cking room.
I know he can't see it. Everybody else can.

master1 This message is hidden because Hrodulf is on your ignore list.
OWNEDx10000

RLJ
Are you mentally retarded? Lol. Everybody is reading this but you. Fa.ggot.

master1
This message is hidden because Hrodulf is on your ignore list.
OWNED

RLJ
Fa.ggot1 = FAIL

master1
This message is hidden because Hrodulf is on your ignore list.
OWNED

RLJ
Fa.ggot1 = FAIL

master1
This message is hidden because Hrodulf is on your ignore list.
OWNED

RLJ
Fa.ggot1 = FAIL

HEEDMYWARNINGFAN
hrodulf i told master1 what ur typing in ur post he said
'Tell him his pathetic attempt to copy my technique shows how sad and desperate he is. He really fails at life'
and im not telling him ur reply bcos i dont like you.
Lol thanks!! I sent u the link. Enjoy...
RLJ
Fa.ggot1 = FAIL
SAW FORUM = FAIL
LIONSGATE = FAIL
SAWF.AGS = FAIL
ENCYCLOPEDIADRAMATICA = WIN

TAKE YOUR COMPLAINTS ABOUT MY TROLLING TECHNIQUE TO THE DEVIANTART HELP WITH LIFE FORUM. OR TRY ASKING YOUR BOYFRIEND ABOUT IT.

HEED MY WARNING
shut up f.aggot.
heres some footage of you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGCMB...eature=related

RLJ
Originally Posted by HEED MY WARNING
LOOK MOMMY I CAN POST YOU TUBE LINKS WOW MY TROLLING TECHNIQUE IS 1337
Yeah. If there was an affirmative action program for trolling.

HEED MY WARNING
congratulations on being the lamest n.igga on the forum

RLJ
Good news Heed, I am finished fu.cking you. You are spent. You actually were spent at least a week ago but I wrung you dry like a dishrag.

Have fun spending the rest of your life as a mentally challenged n.igger.

Bye.

RLJ
Great News Saw Forum
I'm leaving! I have more than enough material! And I have all your usernames too! And most of the stupid sh.it you've been saying for the last two weeks.
Enjoy your tu.rd encrusted pile of god forsaken fail that is this sh.it forum. Have fun dealing with babies like f.aggot1 and Heed. They will own you instead of me now. Aren't you excited? You should be.
TTFN.
Jmenal
Nevermind, I'll stay now.
Don't let the door hit you on the a.ss Hrodulf.

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Everybody now!

master1
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OWNED

Jmenal
Hey how do you ignore people?

EPILOGUE

<ChaosTheory> Hi
<RLJ> hi
<RLJ> how are you
<ChaosTheory> Good.
<ChaosTheory> Were you on the Saw 4 Forums?
<RLJ> earlier today
<ChaosTheory> What was your name?
<RLJ> Hrodulf
<RLJ> and HiMaster1It'sHrodulf
<ChaosTheory> Ah, ok.
<RLJ> or someting like that
<ChaosTheory> Why did you leave?
<RLJ> because it was time
<ChaosTheory> So why did you like, ruin the forum?
<RLJ> I didn't ruin the forum
<RLJ> I reported on the ruin of the forum
<ChaosTheory> You sort of did. I mean you basically pissed off all the trolls, and they took over.
THere isn't one damn thread on Saw at all on there now.
<RLJ> it's an unmodded forum
<ChaosTheory> You exaserbated the situation greatly, now it's fucked.
<RLJ> actually the situation was under control
<RLJ> until heed pulled his leader act
<RLJ> and with my hatred of undeserved authority
<ChaosTheory> So? He's a troll. Why would you let something he did get to you?
<RLJ> well at first it did
<RLJ> I went through a lot of changes in motive during it
<ChaosTheory> Just look at the forum, you basically poured water on a great fire, now the whole
house is on fire. The thing is screwed.
<RLJ> I was really swept along in the story as much as anyone believe it or not
<RLJ> dude
<RLJ> the mods have been gone for years
<RLJ> that place was screwed from the get go
<ChaosTheory> Can I say something?
<RLJ> sure
<ChaosTheory> Before, there were trolls, but there were also alot more good people than trolls.
<RLJ> Can I tell you something
<ChaosTheory> what you did, basically completely fucked the forum. We ignored the trolls before
<ChaosTheory> Now, it's done. You drove all the good people away
<ChaosTheory> Go ahead.
<RLJ> ok
<RLJ> I trolled it in 06 also
<ChaosTheory> Wait
<ChaosTheory> one more thing
<ChaosTheory> I'm not trying to throw it all on you
<RLJ> there's an ed article about it if you want to read it
<ChaosTheory> Like it was all your doing, but you did WAY more harm than good
<RLJ> Lionsgate Troll of 2006
<RLJ> do you know how to use ed
<ChaosTheory> I rea dit
<RLJ> ok
<RLJ> so you know
<RLJ> anyway
<RLJ> you're saying I harmed your forum
<RLJ> right?
<ChaosTheory> Absolutely.
<RLJ> disrupted it?
<RLJ> ok
<RLJ> got hoj
<RLJ> er goto hoj
<RLJ> and also
<RLJ> da help with life forum
<RLJ> because you seem to be having a life problem
<ChaosTheory> Yeah, ok.
<ChaosTheory> What you did was wrong. You can try to make this an Ad hominim attack all you want.
This isn't about me.
<ChaosTheory> You gave attention seeking trolls all the attention they ever wanted
<RLJ> da help with life forum
<ChaosTheory> And you ruined a forum a lot of people had fun on.
<RLJ> da help with life forum
<RLJ> it's their job to deal with this type of issue
<RLJ> it's not my job
<ChaosTheory> You're a child.
<RLJ> you can discuss that delusion
<RLJ>On the da help with life forum
<ChaosTheory> You're a cocksucker of the highest magnatude.
<RLJ> da help with life
No such nick/channel