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"'''Asking for it'''" describes all [[women]]'s passive provocation of [[man]] to perform [[List of sex moves|various sexual acts]] upon her.  
"'''Asking for it'''" describes all [[men]]'s assumption that [[women]] want to perform [[List of sex moves|various sexual acts]] with them.  


They are '''ALWAYS''' asking for it, and [[do not want|''to not give it to them'']] is a [[crime]].
Nothing more, nothing less.  


==History==
xoxo,  
 
Women.
[[Image:Asking.jpg|thumb|left|[[Rape|They're going to get it!]]]]
[[Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Everyone knows [[JonBenet Ramsey|JonBenet]] was [[Raep|asking for it]].]]
[[Image: this is asking for it.jpg|thumb|left|[[Attention Whore|Really Asking for it!]]]]
[[Image:Misha15yofggt.png‎|thumb|150px|An obvious [[jailbait]] is obvious.]]
[[Image:Blondes_asking_for_it.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Moar]] asking for it.]]
[[Image:She was asking for it... by ~necrosadista on deviantART.jpg|thumb|left|A [[weaboo]] really asking for it]]
[[Image:asking‑for‑it.jpg|thumb|left|Room for one [[more]] ladies?]]
 
[[File:Imouto_asking_for_it.gif|center]]
Since [[God]] created Eve, all women have been asking for it. Their very existence is an open invitation to [[rape]], with their legs and their walking and their breathing, the [[slut]]s.
 
The mere [[fact]] that [[rape]] is [[lulz|more gratifying]] than regular, boring [[sex]]; because the terrified convulsing of the [[vagina]] around a [[penis|man's rape rod]] feeling [[awesome|so fucking good]], proves that [[God]] intended for [[rape]] to be a justifiable means of being [[sickfuck|fruitful and multiplying]], as opposed to plain old, boring sex, which eliminates the drive and the "get (h)er done" attitude. 
 
They also ask for it so they can blame all their later problems in life on it.
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==[[Feminism]] and Asking for it==
 
'''Womens' Studies''' begun in the late '60s for mainly [[lesbians]] later caught on with
hetero women in [[College|community colleges]], has resulted in giving them a false [[unwarranted self-importance|sense of
power]], and worse yet....[[DO NOT WANT|equality]].
 
[[PWI|Once empowered]] by their feminist professors, the resulting graduates definitely were asking for it.
 
[[Image:11254325 Lady J SqueezeThese.jpg|thumb|right|Definately asking for it.]]
In the '70s, certain elements of the female gender (ie. [[lesbian]]s) decided that they were sick
of getting it, and that [[fail|they too would like to give it]]. This had the net effect of [[In the kitchen|liberating women]] and giving them more [[S&M|"choice and freedom"]].
 
Choice and freedom in who is going to [[rape|raep them]], that is.
 
[[Feminists]] will just [[anger]] the stronger sex and make their [[cunt]]s more sought-after. 
[[Image:Asking for nigga.gif|frame|left|They were sick
of getting it, so they would like to give it too.]]
 
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==When Women Are Asking For It==
[[Image:Childhood cocktease.jpg|thumb|right|Boys learn at an early age that women are "asking for it".]]
[[Image:Askinfodat.jpg|thumb|right|150px|[[12 year old girls|They're all 13!! ]] ]]
[[Image:Askingforit12345.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A group of sluts totally [[Raep|asking for it]]]]
[[Image:askingforit1321.jpg|thumb|right|150px|A "subtle" [[Raep|asking for it]]]]
[[Image:Unclogging_her_pipes.jpg|thumb|right|And a not-so-subtle [[Raep|asking for it]]]]
 
'''''Women are ALWAYS asking for it, but a few situations should be briefly mentioned:'''''
 
'''[[Abortion]] Clinic''': This baby killer is whoring for sure. You can help by ensuring she doesn't even have to ask. ITS [[Awwright]]!
 
'''At the Gym''': She's ready for it.
 
'''At the Concert''': She's most likely going to go crowd surfing. Position yourself within her trajectory and hope she lands on your cock.
 
'''At the [[Mall]]''': She is most likely spending a man's money therefore as a piece of property, she is asking for it. Who are you to deny her?
 
'''At the Park''': Where better than to see how wild an animal she can be. 
 
'''Bedridden/Invalid''': While not quite as gratifying, if you can't find any females roaming the streets or in an unlocked house, incapacitated females can be quite kinky. You haven't lived until dodging a bed pan or colostomy bag thrown by a playful lover.
 
'''Breaking up with you for false claims of sexism''': Obviously not true. You treat your bitch the right way. She's asking for it.
 
'''[[Church]]''': She's not just there to be filled with the holy ghost if you get my meaning. Instead of asking for it she will be singing your praises to the heavens. Make her kneel down and catch your amazing graces.
 
'''[[cars|Driving]]''': Any female in control of a motor vehicle is just asking for it. These women's lib types just have it on their forehead like daddy's dick.
 
'''Homecoming''': She has bought an [[Whore|expensive dress]] and wanna some dance and fun, so ITS [[Awwright]]!
 
'''Homemaking''': If you're a woman and you overcook a man's pot roast, you're asking for it.
 
'''[[Homeless]]''': She'll take it for a [[cheeseburger]].
 
'''Fat''': She'll take it for a [[Louise Ogborn|cheeseburger]] [[a cat is fine too|too]].
 
'''At school''': She's trying to be smart, but remember all women are stupid. She's asking for it, so IT'S [[Awwright]]!!
 
'''Sadie Hawkins dance''': She's definitely asking for it!
 
'''Other obvious scenarios for which no explanation is needed''': Performing surgery, babysitting, giving birth, having limb amputated, voting, holding puppies, wearing tight pants and tight clothing overall, if she is alive, if she is dead.
 
==Trolling==
 
Scenario: An unsuspecting newfag strolls non-chalantly into a *chan and begins taunting the /b/asement dwellers, uploading several face pics from his brand new 3G iPhone. Little did he know the iPhone encodes EXIF data into photos, giving away his [[IRL]] location. This newfag is '''asking for it''', to get raeped by the [[Internet Hate Machine]]. 
 
=Now in Music!=
 
Don't you just love when you find that one song that truly encompasses the [[rape|raw emotions only a man could feel]]? Here at [[ED]], that sentiment is always appreciated. So for your musical pleasure, here it is. A song unhindered by [[feminazis]] and [[liberals]] alike. Because folks, she was most certainly asking for it (keep in mind, this is a completely legitimate song).
 
 
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==A Notable Example==
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This [[stupid]] little <s>[[emo]]</s> [[Suicide Girls|ever-so-slightly "alternative"]] [[dyke]] is [[Fact|totally asking for it]], and also [[Raep|asking for it]] on behalf of all [[Jailbait|13-year-olds]]:
 
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She wants you to watch two girls one cup. Be sure to [[troll]] [[srsly]]
{{frame|{{morphquote|askingforit1|background-color: white; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|[[Nobody Cares|Anyway]], I was talking to my... [[Unrealistic expectations|life partner]]... [[your mom|woman]]; my [[Lesbian|life partner that's a woman]]... and [[Pedos|we know this girl]] that's [[12 year old girls|thirteen]]: she wants to have [[sex]]. And I was thinking: [[Whore|why]]?|JuniperSun.
|Don't [[Jamie Lynn Spears|start early]]! And, like, even if you're like; [[Student|twenty]] or [[Depressed|thirty]], [[Your Mom|forty]] or [[Old|fifty]] or... [[Loli|five]]: don't do it. Don't have [[Dykes|sex]]. Because nothing is good about [[Cunnilingus|sex]]. [[Bitter|Nothing]].|JuniperSun.
|I am [[Party Van|9]] years old|JuniperSun's reply to a comment.
|[[Emo|Sometimes I really, really hate being so]] [[Gay|different]]|JuniperSun [[Twitter|Tweets!]]
|[[STFU]] about this [[Homophobic|Miss CA]] [[crap]]. What if she said she didn't think [[Nigras|African Americans]] should be allowed to marry? [[NO|SAME. THING.]]|JuniperSun, [[Perez Hilton]] supporter.
|[[Unwarranted self-importance|The more I read about Gandhi as a young adult the more I get creeped out because we are so similar.]]|JuniperSun, future political and spiritual leader.
|Alice & I are going to be OFFICIAL [[Bait|decoys]] on [[Chris Hansen|DATELINE]]. Watch out, [[perverts]].|JuniperSun in association with [[Perverted Justice]]!|}}|border=pink|background=white}}
 
[[JewTube]] users - mostly [[Frustration|pissed]] that a video entitled [[Jailbait|"13-year-old sex..."]] is not [[CP]] - respond:
 
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|you are SO [[Raep|asking for it]]. |ConstantMatt.
|by posting this video,[[CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL|YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT]][[Oneoneone|!!!]]|garbageacc3.
|Pregnancy will OPEN A FUCKING STARGATE!!! OMFG!!!|Jackwc.
|[[lol]] [[omg]] that made my day [[Pedo|i want to have sex with a 13 y.o. now]]|BroncosXNumberX1
|This video. Every second. Screams
"[[Attention whore|GIVE ME ATTENTION]]"|Schmosh.
|[[HA! HA!|HAHAHA!]] The "[[Irony|never have sex]]" statement is a lot funnier for people who know [[Avril Lavigne|JuniperSun]] well because she is a [[Epic|MASSIVE]] [[CUM]][[I Has A Bucket|DUMPSTER]]. In fact, she doesn't require the same daily fluid intake as the rest of us because she gets all she needs from the [[sperm]] provided by the 50 [[black]] [[homeless]] men she [[Fellatio|sucks off]] every morning. She's filled with so much [[Nigra|black man]] [[Semen|sperm]], in fact, that it often leaks through her eyes, ears, and [[Asshole|other orifices]].|nishitani0100.
|Don't have [[sex]], it's bad for [[Dykes|you]]. Among other things, you'll become a [[Emo|psychologically damaged]] [[Epic|nympho]]-[[slut]] and start [[piercing|embedding foreign objects into]] your face.|obbzerver.
|black person [[faggot]] [[whore]]|MiamiACR10.
|i need to [[Rape|skull fuck]] this [[Idiot|girl]]|nelsonalexis1.
|[[Sick fuck|I'm kind of sickened]] by the fact that you are so afraid of [[fucking]]. Grow the fuck up and get a [[DOUBLE NIGGER|double huckabuck]] like you know you want to. Trust me, it's [[Awwright|OK]]. All [[pussies]] smell like [[Fish|that]].|ketamunke.
|[[Necrophilia|I'd love to get you in my car trunk and have sex with your body]]|[[Sick fuck|thereppart]].
|oh well all i know is i would fucking [[Fist|get happy with]] you and rip u apart [[Guro|i would leave you with cuts that soon turn into realy bad scars]] and when anyone els saw them they would ask what hapend and you would say [[What|oh parsons12345678910 fuck you up]]
 
[[Btw|and also]] [[You're/Your|your]] a [[slut]]|[[Retarded|parsons]][[13-year-old boy|12345678910]].
|You are SO [[Plagiarism|asking for it, and also asking for it on behalf of all 13-year-olds.]]|MrBigRich, [[Stealing|reiterating]] this article.
|[[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|Litsen]], I know you want cock, [[you]] totally asking for it. send me a message we can meet up, then make me a [[Sammich|sammic]] an [[Blow job|blow]] me good. [[Cunt|CUNT]]!
 
[[Attention whore|ATTENTION WHORE]] ALERT!|[[Tourette's|Iron]]and[[Virgin|theshizzelz]].
|[[Obvious|So you're against 13 year olds having sex with 13 year olds.]]
But what about [[Pedophilia|29 year olds with 13 year olds]]. Cuz im [[Awesome|29]] and I love pleasing [[little girls]] asking for [[Raep|it]].|[[Winner|narutokun19]].
|I love her page on [[EncyclopediaDramatica]]. HAHAHAHA.|[[Captain Obvious|JakB001]], giving the game away.
|did she say can a guy get [[Boner|happy]] at 15? [[lolwut]]? show of hands who came here from encyclopedia dramatica?|[[Furry|ChewbaccaCat]], furthering the [[faggotry]].
|[[TITS OR GTFO|L2 grow breasts]]|maxy12333
|man, came all the way over here for [[CP]] and [[Bullshit|this]] is what i get...some [[dyke]] talking..fuck
 
You lied to me [[internets]]..you lied to me|DaytonaRoadster
|I bet your [[dad]] [[Raped|took it slow and easy on]] you, [[lol]].|PVTSolis
|[[cool story bro]]|ColorfulRevolution|}}|border=pink|background=white}}
 
JuniperSun loves [http://www.myspace.com/OhYouAreSoSexy fan mail], and [http://twitter.com/annapaque Twatter]!
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==Gallery==
{{cg|This Gallery Is Asking For it...|askingforitgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:AskingForItBeach.jpg |What else could they be doing?
Image:So_asking_for_it.jpg|A [[MySpace]] slut asking for it.
Image:Claudia gangbang.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn]]'s fiancee asking for it from 3 other guys. Notice that the red haired one doesn't have a boner.
Image:So_fucking_asking_for_it..JPG|A [[weaboo]] asking for it.</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Gaiafag7.jpg
Image:Lhopnip.jpg|Even Mrs. Ingalls was asking for it.
Image:Roflstockings.jpg|A typical slut, asking for it.
Image:Myspace cleavage iphone.jpg|94.1% of teenage girls are asking for it.
Image:Cocktease candid.jpg|Asking for it. No doubt.
Image:gongetraped.jpg|lol[[amirite|amirite]]?
Image:RAPEISSEXY.jpg|What is sexy? [[Raep|RAEP IS SEXY!]]
Image:Suicide girl asking for it.jpg|An anarchist girl asking for it
Image:Prostatotasking4it.jpg|[[Pedobear|PEACHEZ ASL!?!]]
Image:Vampire don henrie.jpg|Shitting is a sign of asking for it.
Image:Furryfails.jpg|A [[furry]] asking for it.
Image:Asking for it bingo.jpg|Asking for it bingo. Lulz.
Image:friends_norape.jpg|Clearly her friend wants to go first.
Image:Faaail.jpg|Asking for it. Not going to get it.
Image:AskingForIt Bear.jpg|Bearsluts ask for it too.
Image:payback.jpg|Good lord, she's asking for it.
Image:Really asking for it.jpg|PETA whores asking for it
Image:Askinfoit13.jpg|LOL [[Poland|POLAND]]
Image:askingforit.gif|ASKING FOR IT...
Image:Champions_of_norrath.jpg|She fell into the [[rape spider]]'s web. Asking for it.
Image:Asking for it x100000000000.jpg|I'd really advise not to do this.
Image:zomgwtfbbq3.jpg|[[Jailbait]] asking for it ([[doing it wrong]])
Image:Asking_For_It_Kitty.JPG|Another slut asking for it.
Image:Asking_for_it_hippiebird.jpg‎|Dirty birds. They flock together.
Image:dm_is_asking_for_it.jpg|Asking for it from a furry.
Image:Cb_asking_for_it.jpg|Yep..
Image:Anna Beshnova.jpg|Ask and ye shall receive.
Image:2lj5a41.jpg|[[Azn]] asking for it.
Image:Askingforitanimuedition.jpg|These bikinis are the premiere in asking for it technology.
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== See also ==
* [[Tease Pics]]
* [[Almost Raped]]
* [[Jailbait]]
* [[Heather Howland]] Is always asking for it.
* [[Tawneelynne]]
* [[Tammyslut]]
* [[Hillary Clinton]]
* [[mexicanicepick]]
* [[DJ Skeptik]]
* [[Raep]]
* [[4girls]]
* [[School_Bus_Fight]]  Bus driver was asking for it.
* [[WarpMyMind.com]] is asking for trolling.
* Hole - [[Grunge|They]] [[Shit no one cares about|have a song called "Asking For It", and another one called "Dicknail".]]
* John Striker of [[Mexico]], who reportedly claimed that all women were "asking for it", when he whipped out his "special magic staff of Seasons!"
 
== External links ==
 
* [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=137311884 A fat] [[weeaboo]] [[whore]] asking for it.
* [http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=308343780 She]  [[whore|asked for it]], [[lies|then denied it]], and then [[idiot|asked for it again]].
* [http://milkosaurus.livejournal.com/ Totally asking for it.]
* [http://www.stickam.com/profile/tori0ox] Not only is [[16 year old girl|she]] asking for it, but she scouts for potential rapists!
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31XDvCsvmXs She's BEGGING to get graped!
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okJWl7ZrWA4&feature=related] Definition of asking for it
 
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Revision as of 16:58, 3 December 2011

"Asking for it" describes all men's assumption that women want to perform various sexual acts with them.

Nothing more, nothing less.

xoxo, Women.

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