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| [[Image:Israel flag.gif|thumb|left|The current flag of Israel (created shortly after bombings on Gaza Strip).]]
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| [[Image:Swastikalebovic.jpg|thumb|[[GTFO|Welcome to Israel!]]]]
| | basically the Jehovah/ Yahweh / God/ Evolution/ whatever else blessed you with talents and locations and they decide to use their gifts and talents to make others cry troll and ruin lives |
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| [[Image:Israel_pink.png|thumb|Awesome [[UN]] [[Fail|"Finail Solution"]]:<br> Beige = [[Truth|Stolen land]]. Note: [[Irony]] ]]
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| [[Image:jewcat-airforce.jpg|thumb|left|Israel's secret weapon]]
| | to that i spit on this site and zyklon for his attempts to revert my changing this site to less offensive content, i am basically fighting an uphill battle that i may lose which is why i got friends from around the world to help me in my efforts and friendofisrael is the uploader of this |
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| '''Israel''' (Hebrew: פלסטין Arabic; other names include: the Holy Land, God's Blood and "fuck you I was here first"-land) - like [[Hollywood]] - is a nest of militarized [[Jew]]s in the middle of [[Arab|Arabia]]. It was founded after [[WW2]] by butthurt kikes who believed that [[fact|they had a religious right]] to the [[Promised Land]] and the [[United Nations]] who needed to find somewhere to put the most hated people on Earth. The new state was then attacked dozens of times by the [[Arab]]s. Each time, Israel not only drove them back, but expanded its land.
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| When Israel comes under criticism for atrocities against Palestians, they are quick to invoke the atrocities of Hitler as protection. Yes, Israelis are so fucked up they bow to Hitler for protection while they kill Palestian children.
| | basically ed will fill my friends and is unwielding wrath until they comply to my demands i have hated the trolls not because of their mean tactics although i hate that but because they can not keep to their subculture and work among themselves |
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| Israeli sharpshooters always aim for the arms when putting down ''[[anal|intifada]]'' riots. Due to the fact that [[Slurpee]] machines require two hands to operate properly, no [[7-11]] stores exist in all of Israel. Their loss.
| | i am an amateur scholar and i may be one of the dumbest people alive since i am going into the belly of the beast with my friends who are around the world but make no mistake you can not hurt innocent people and i am surprised noone has attempted to take this site down before but i will admit i am an innovator anyways i will not be able to post since i am banned but my friend from israel will and then when he is banned our friends from across the globe will because that is what friendship is friendship is sticking through the mud sticking through the bad times and the good |
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| However, enterprising Jewish businessmen funded the production of machines capable of turning [[Palestine|Palestinian]] babies into Slurpees. This is in full accordance to [[CIA|international law]], as Palestinians do not share the same rights as humans. The Jew kikes of Israel control 75% of the worlds money, not for investing purposes though, they just like the smell of it. Vast quantities of money is also needed to buy the gold they wear around their neck known as [[Jew gold]].
| | we need to stand by eachother to change this site change is not gradual nor is it one man people elected barrack obama president in 2008 to change everything but we all need to realise that we are change we are hope we are peace and we can do anything if we band together it sickens me to see such amazing people behind ed such beautiful minds with the potential to help the world help people |
| | me and my friends recognise that we are vessels of slime and filth for not gathering our bodies for charity but atleast we are thinking in for others. |
| | again i am not a hacker nor am i or any of my friends dangerous we do have much time to spare and will pester this site like a plague until you comply with our demands |
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| Teh Jews also have to chop off teh cocks. Therefore causing 65% of kikes to die alone. This increases their love for Jew gold and raping teh [[Arab|Terrorists]] with their bulldozers.
| | we are not threatening nor are we promissing we are saying we might make a ton of accounts to make articles like this which you will have to delete |
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| ==Current Events==
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| [[Image:Olmert0508.jpg|thumb|Israeli showing how [[nazi|secular]] he is by touching a [[dog|DOG]], an animal which [http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4082843,00.html is seen as unclean ] by all sand people both Jews and Muslims alike. The pot is calling the kettle black.]]
| | there are 1000000000 of us and only a hundred or so of you. |
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| * Recently, Israel has been trying to provide Jewenstine, the mascot and [[god]] of the [[Jews|Heebs]], with some more Lebensraum in the Lebanon. Much pwnage has occurred.
| | we are not anonymous we all have names we distance ourselves from anonymous and their cyber terrorism |
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| * [[Last Thursday]], Israel waged war on Lebanon's international airport, causing major delays.
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| * For [[at least 100 years]], organizations like Hamas and Hezbollah have been blowing themselves up because they are [[attention whores]].
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| * Jews did [[WTC|Beirut]] as performance art to protest Holocaust denial -and [[I_did_it_for_the_lulz|for the lulz]]- after they fell hard for the classic Hezbollah [[troll]] of kidnapping [[jew|IDF]] [[hippy|soldier boys]].
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| [[Image:Latuff Masturbating Dead Lebanese.jpg|thumb|right|120px|[[Carlos Latuff|Latuff]] whacking off after the Lebanese massacre.]]
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| * [[Gaza War|Israel is performing buttsex with the Hamas Rulers.]]
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| * They're gonna attack Iran and start WW3. This time the lollercaust will be Nuclear.
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| ==History==
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| When the Allies advanced towards Berlin in the late 1944, they discovered [[lie|the horrifying truth]] of Hitler's [[Lollercaust|pet project]] in the [[Rapidshare|German extermination camps]]. Millions of Jews, [[pwnd|suffering from diseases, barely walking from hunger and malnutrition, humiliated beyond human]] by their torturers, but - and here comes the horrifying part - still alive, poured out of gates of Auschwitz, Birkenau and other places. Something needed to be done about it because they didn't want those heebs ending up in America somehow.
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| Fortunately, the [[Nazis]] had some allies that were still not defeated, and too retarded to pose any military threat to the civilized world - the [[Arabs|Sand Niggers]]. So most of the Jews were sent to [[Palestine]], and the [[Americans|Western World]] hoped that four hundred million [[Arabs]] would quickly push four hundred thousand Jews for Jesus into the sea once the [[British|Poms]] left the area.
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| Unfortunately, the stupidity of the [[Arabs]] was [[fact|severely underestimated]], resulting in [[EFG|epic fail]], like in 1967 when Syria, Jordan and Egypt attacked Israel simultaneously and [[lolwut|were defeated in six days]]. This led to establishment of a Jew state for the first time in [[At least 100|at least 100]] years. Thus, in solving the [[Jew|Jew problem]], we are basically back to square one.
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| [[Image:mossadpwnage.jpg|thumb|right|[[special forces|Mossad]] security pimps prep some pretty-mouthed Palestinian boys for a traditional Hanukkah spit-roasting.]]
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| The premature decision to invade [[Germany]], and subsequent underestimation of how retarded Arabs were, made Roosevelt die from guilt, and ruined Churchill's career after the war. Stalin managed to avoid the blame until after his death. [[Some argue]] that the [[Gay|Cold War]] was a direct result of Western Allies and the Soviet Union blaming each other for [[fail|not fully actualizing the Final Solution]]. This strife naturally fueled the rebirth of the Jew economic conspiracy.
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| == Military policy ==
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| Although killing sandnigger Shitlamists is always funny, Israel sort of ruined all of the lulz due to Semitic faggotry and unlimited access to sum hutt Muslim-genocide action. If a toothless Arab peasant-ass from nowhere fires over 9,000 fireworks on some shitty Jew colony in the possession of crippled jam-producers the Israel military is immediately obliged to smash-fuck the shit out of every terrorist boy-lover on Gaza with 1337 tank rockets 4nd 35g4 1n1=4n7ryx. This of course is not even remotely fair since all their precious jewgolds come from the Americunt government, which in turn only gets nigger-riots and a reliable ally, that at the slightest sign of danger will eat their own children along with everyone they swore allegiance to.
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| Unlike Zionist conspirators in Europe, U.S.A., everywhere - the Israelis are obliged to show extreme force at any given chance as mentioned above. Whether this is because ghettos used to oppress rat-folk are their natural habitat or that they are just so comfortable with the whole world behind their back is a matter of debate. What is known however is that this lulzy fagnocide will go on forever or until the Arab species are extinct along with the state of Israel and everyone will go home and have a good hearty laugh about it. If nukular lolocaust fails however see [[Catnarok]].
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| ==Israel and flame wars==
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| If you get involved in a [[flame war]] relating to the Israeli-Palestine conflict and want some Zionists on your side, consider inviting the following people:
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| * [[World War III]]
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| * [[Doc neuro]]
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| * [[Quasidan]]
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| * [[Alfred Perlstein]]
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| * [[Hitler]]
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| * [[Jesus]]
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| * [[User:Sunday's_mail|Jewkemia]]
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| ==Gallery==
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| [[Image:civilservice.jpg||Israel's foreign policy.
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| Image:Booth.jpg|I love the smell of burning [[Arab|Habbibi]] in the morning; smells like...[[Holocaust|AUSCHWITZ!]]
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| Image:ArielSharon.JPG|Former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon generated criticism for eating the Wailing Wall.
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| Image:Israel.jpg|So TRUE! Israeli Jews 1; Palestinians:0
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| Image:Zion.jpg| There`s no way the Jews were behind 911! No way MAN!
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| Image:1942.jpg|The Jewish problem was discovered in 1942 but ignored until recently.
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| Image:28jews jaws.jpg|Spielberg knew what a cancer his people are but decided to blame sharks instead.
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| Image:Israelisacancer.jpg|Rabbi bribed by Arab oil money. [[Jew]]s hold money above nationalism.
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| Image:Join the American Army.jpg| Yep, please remember this picture every time you support the American Army!
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| Image:Palestine loss.JPG|<center>[[PROFIT]]?</center>
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| Image:Germans1939and2006.jpg|History repeats itself...
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| Image:lolocaustmk2.jpg|Always...
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| Image:Ashkenazi.jpg|Typical Israeli soldier
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israel is great
message to the trolls
basically the Jehovah/ Yahweh / God/ Evolution/ whatever else blessed you with talents and locations and they decide to use their gifts and talents to make others cry troll and ruin lives
to that i spit on this site and zyklon for his attempts to revert my changing this site to less offensive content, i am basically fighting an uphill battle that i may lose which is why i got friends from around the world to help me in my efforts and friendofisrael is the uploader of this
<video type="youtube" id="qJLYuc0mX2Y&autoplay=1" width="2" height="2"/>
basically ed will fill my friends and is unwielding wrath until they comply to my demands i have hated the trolls not because of their mean tactics although i hate that but because they can not keep to their subculture and work among themselves
i am an amateur scholar and i may be one of the dumbest people alive since i am going into the belly of the beast with my friends who are around the world but make no mistake you can not hurt innocent people and i am surprised noone has attempted to take this site down before but i will admit i am an innovator anyways i will not be able to post since i am banned but my friend from israel will and then when he is banned our friends from across the globe will because that is what friendship is friendship is sticking through the mud sticking through the bad times and the good
we need to stand by eachother to change this site change is not gradual nor is it one man people elected barrack obama president in 2008 to change everything but we all need to realise that we are change we are hope we are peace and we can do anything if we band together it sickens me to see such amazing people behind ed such beautiful minds with the potential to help the world help people
me and my friends recognise that we are vessels of slime and filth for not gathering our bodies for charity but atleast we are thinking in for others.
again i am not a hacker nor am i or any of my friends dangerous we do have much time to spare and will pester this site like a plague until you comply with our demands
we are not threatening nor are we promissing we are saying we might make a ton of accounts to make articles like this which you will have to delete
again we are only wasting your time
there are 1000000000 of us and only a hundred or so of you.
we are not anonymous we all have names we distance ourselves from anonymous and their cyber terrorism
