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MoarBirdDemandsMOAR.jpg|Moar Bird demands MOAR! | File:MoarBirdDemandsMOAR.jpg|Moar Bird demands MOAR! | ||
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File:Moar PB.jpg|Looks like [[Pedobear]]'s seen [[loli|something he likes]]. | File:Moar PB.jpg|Looks like [[Pedobear]]'s seen [[loli|something he likes]]. | ||
File:Moar skeletor.jpg|Even [[pro-ana|Skeletor]] wants moar. | File:Moar skeletor.jpg|Even [[pro-ana|Skeletor]] wants moar. | ||
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File:Moar bear.jpg|[[Bears]] always want moar [[cocaine]]. | File:Moar bear.jpg|[[Bears]] always want moar [[cocaine]]. | ||
File:Moar buttsex.jpg|Give the [[whore|lady]] [[stick it in her pooper|what she wants]]. | File:Moar buttsex.jpg|Give the [[whore|lady]] [[stick it in her pooper|what she wants]]. | ||
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File:Moar-halp.png|This [[shota]] needs moar halp. | File:Moar-halp.png|This [[shota]] needs moar halp. | ||
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Moar is corruption of more....if you were expecting more YOU SUCK COCK HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Moar, like sauce, is a word invented by /b/tards. Analogous to a baby crying for it's pacifier and chicks chirping for food, moar is cried out by helpless btards, in hope that maybe, just maybe OP will step in and regurgitate the whole set. Also like sauce, it is used whenever someone puts up some porn of unspeakable nature. It has become such a well known meme that it is often used in place of more in IRC, though this practice is annoying to some people, as it distorts the original meaning of the word.
And we simply cannot forget that TARTlets want moar.
Truth
Moar isn't just some random word like most words and phrases bastardized coined corrupted by /b/. In fact, this word dates back to the Nixon era when General Sun Tzu invaded the Midwest. Nixon retaliated and threatened to bomb Tzu's home country with nuclear missiles. Pushing for more and more nuclear arms, the operation was codenamed "moar." Instead of storing the codename in a secure, high-tech storage device, Nixon's right hand man, Al Roker, decided to encode the name into the states of Missouri and Arkansas, which were previously a giant territory belonging to the Injuns. Many high-ranking officials have confirmed this, and proof can be found in the image below.
Coincidence? You be the judge. If you can spell coincidence, /b/tard.
More
More is "apparently" dead back. Moar beat the shit out of more with a 2x4 Last Thursday and threw him off the San Francisco Bridge, leaving behind his two kids and an Al Green collection. No one has seen more since. It is said that more's children have grown up on nothing but Al Green, but have become influenced by him and are now eternal faggots.
There is a company in business called Moar House Furnishing. They must want moar!
MOARGASM
A moargasm is a strange phenomenon that happens when someone needs so much moar of something that moargasming is the only way this moargasmic energy can come out. Having a moargasm has been said to cause the following symptoms:
- Screaming extremely loud
- Feeling of imminent head implosion
- Nausea
- Heartburn
- Indigestion
- Upset stomach
- Diarrhea flying out of your ass faster than your uncle's cock
- Sudden impulsive inclination towards rape ( A.K.A. Brian Peppers Syndrome )
- Ignoring extreme pain
- Limb spasms
- Seizures
- Chuoside
- Premature Ejaculation
Moargasms are very dangerous, but can be quelled by smacking the sufferer upside the head with a two-by-four. Due to the excessive amounts of energy released in the process (equivalent to performing over 9,000 goatses on an hourly basis), it has been widely known on the internets that Moargasming can turn you into a complete Fucktard and/or Brian Peppers candidate. The only tested and true way to cure moargasms is to eat a butter. Do NOT use margarine or you will suffer from a moar painful lessgasm.
Gallery Of MOAR
Below is a gallery of images featuring the word 'moar'. You can help by adding MOAR.
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Moar Bird demands MOAR! -
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Looks like Pedobear's seen something he likes. -
Even Skeletor wants moar. -
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Give the lady what she wants.
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This shota needs moar halp. -
Things You Need More Of
- Balls
- Boobs
- Breasts
- Tits
- Cock
- Penis
- Pussy
- buttsecks
- Cowbell
- Vespene gas
- LULZ
- Lurking
- Watermelons
- Ass
- Chimneys
- Pr0n
- Jew gold
- CP
- DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
- Internets
- Plastic passionflowers
- Cats
- Rape
Desu raping cats on teh internetsNO U!- Chikins
- Mudkipz
- Pylons
- Faggotry
- Soup
- Encyclopedia Dramatica
- MROE
- Goatse
- Your mom
- Moar.
- MOAR GOD DAMMIT
- Pedobear
- Cthulhu
- Time
- Achievment points
- Butthurt
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid
- Tunak
- AWSUM
- Allah
- Baby fuck
- Autism
- In the event that you need moar money (which is likely, as you are a basement dweller) then you can always get a moartgage.
See Also
