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[[Image:instagram.png|thumb|right|IT'S A PICTURE OF AN OLD CAMERA ON AN APP THAT USES FILTERS TO MAKE PICTURES LOOK OLD, GEDDIT?!?!?!]]
[[file:instagram.png|thumb|right|IT'S A PICTURE OF AN OLD CAMERA ON AN APP THAT USES FILTERS TO MAKE PICTURES LOOK OLD, GEDDIT?!?!?!]]
[[Image:Instagram Edison image.jpg|thumb|right|Your cat is not impressed with your photography skills. Not at all.]]
[[File:Instagram Edison image.jpg|thumb|right|Your cat is not impressed with your photography skills. Not at all.]]
[[Image:Instagram pro photographer.jpg|thumb|right|Instagram users sincerely believe they are photographers.]]
'''Instagram''' is a terrible app that takes pictures and runs them through shitty filters and then posts them on the Internet. You can't even use it on the real Internets, it was only available through their shitty [[iPhone]] app at first, and then later on [[Android]]. Facebook bought this pile of shit for [[OVER 9000|a billion]] dollars.
[[Image:Instagram negress.jpg|thumb|right|A [[negress]] gets it right.]]
[[Image:Meanwhile instagram.jpg|thumb|right|Instagram users in action.]]
'''Instagram''' is a crap-tastic app for [[Android]] and [[iPhone]] that takes pictures and then runs them through shitty filters that make the pictures look even worse than before. Because of these filters, Instagram is mainly used by people who want to mask how ugly [[your|their]] faces are, as well as cock-sucking [[hipsters]] who feel that they must photograph and share  all of the stupid shit that they do throughout their day to everyone they know. Instagram is also its own defunct [[Social networking sites|social network]] where people can share their worthless and ugly images to other users. You can't even access the network on the real Internets, only through the shitty [[iPhone]] and [[Android]] apps, making it totally useless. Instagram is also a large source of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] as many of its users think they are suddenly photographers because they can take random pictures of their lunch or [[cock]] and put a filter on it, thus making it look [[Gay|interesting and insightful]]. [[Facebook]] bought this pile of shit for a billion dollars.


== Ew poor people ==
Sometime in [[Last Thursday|2012]] Instagram opened their network from iPhone exlusive to poor Andoid losers. Much butthurt was heard from the iPhags who claimed that having androids in their network was akin to having [[AIDS]] in the [[Pool's closed|pool]].


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* [[Social networking sites]]
 
* [[Hipsters]]


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Revision as of 02:30, 17 November 2012

IT'S A PICTURE OF AN OLD CAMERA ON AN APP THAT USES FILTERS TO MAKE PICTURES LOOK OLD, GEDDIT?!?!?!
Your cat is not impressed with your photography skills. Not at all.

Instagram is a terrible app that takes pictures and runs them through shitty filters and then posts them on the Internet. You can't even use it on the real Internets, it was only available through their shitty iPhone app at first, and then later on Android. Facebook bought this pile of shit for a billion dollars.


Ew poor people

Sometime in 2012 Instagram opened their network from iPhone exlusive to poor Andoid losers. Much butthurt was heard from the iPhags who claimed that having androids in their network was akin to having AIDS in the pool.

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