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'''Black holes''' AKA the biggest [[niggers]] in the universe are the trolls of modern science. The [[homo|original gangstas]] of modern astrology, blackholes have become like [[government|criminals]] to modern [[science|scientific]] law. According to ancient [[China|<s>Yellerds</s>]] [[China|Chinese]] records, China first spotted black holes using the telescopes they invented based on math they wrote out and philosophy they thought of while having a homosexual orgy before everyone else [[over 9000|over 9000 years ago at least]]. Notable people have participated in black hole thought other than the [[masturbation|self-loving]] Chinese. Spending most of his pathetic and [[retard|crippled]] life working on the subject, [[Stephen Hawking]] was once believed by the children he fondled to be the [[idiot|smartest]] man alive, at least that's what they told themselves to justify his bony degenerating hand fondling their baby testicles, according to [[MSNBC|MSNBC]]. | '''Black holes''' AKA the biggest [[niggers]] in the universe are the trolls of modern science. The [[homo|original gangstas]] of modern astrology, blackholes have become like [[government|criminals]] to modern [[science|scientific]] law. According to ancient [[China|<s>Yellerds</s>]] [[China|Chinese]] records, China first spotted black holes using the telescopes they invented based on math they wrote out and philosophy they thought of while having a homosexual orgy before everyone else [[over 9000|over 9000 years ago at least]]. Notable people have participated in black hole thought other than the [[masturbation|self-loving]] Chinese. Spending most of his pathetic and [[retard|crippled]] life working on the subject, [[Stephen Hawking]] was once believed by the children he fondled to be the [[idiot|smartest]] man alive, at least that's what they told themselves to justify his bony degenerating hand fondling their baby testicles, according to [[MSNBC|MSNBC]]. | ||
Black holes are actually the [[goatse|gateways]] [[heaven|to eternal life]], and if you see one, you should [[dildo|enter]] it and take all of your [[family|family]] with you. | Black holes are actually the [[goatse|gateways]] [[heaven|to eternal life]], and if you see one, you should [[dildo|enter]] it and take all of your [[family|family]] with you. | ||
==Common Confusions== | ==Common Confusions== | ||
[[File:BlackholesDestroy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|How blackholes eat everything and eventually destroy the universe]] | |||
Black holes are [[do it faggot|not]] to be confused with any of the following reasonable things. | Black holes are [[do it faggot|not]] to be confused with any of the following reasonable things. | ||
*[[GNAA|The Gay Niggers Association of America]], a respectable group. | *[[GNAA|The Gay Niggers Association of America]], a respectable group. | ||
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*Your face | *Your face | ||
*FUCK YOU | *FUCK YOU | ||
==How To Enter Blackholes== | |||
[[File:PussiesFeetFirst.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Only pussies go in feet first.]] | |||
Entering a black hole is similar to entering an Olympic pool on national television during an Olympic sport. Use dive techniques and [[idiot|always land on your face]]. It is important to note that going in feet-first is currently acceptable conduct in both the [[retard|special Olympics]] and [[Africa|Africa]]. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 02:54, 20 January 2013
Black holes AKA the biggest niggers in the universe are the trolls of modern science. The original gangstas of modern astrology, blackholes have become like criminals to modern scientific law. According to ancient Yellerds Chinese records, China first spotted black holes using the telescopes they invented based on math they wrote out and philosophy they thought of while having a homosexual orgy before everyone else over 9000 years ago at least. Notable people have participated in black hole thought other than the self-loving Chinese. Spending most of his pathetic and crippled life working on the subject, Stephen Hawking was once believed by the children he fondled to be the smartest man alive, at least that's what they told themselves to justify his bony degenerating hand fondling their baby testicles, according to MSNBC.
Black holes are actually the gateways to eternal life, and if you see one, you should enter it and take all of your family with you.
Common Confusions
Black holes are not to be confused with any of the following reasonable things.
- The Gay Niggers Association of America, a respectable group.
- The condition of
dark-skinnedcolored victims of black activities. - Mongoloid cranium examinations.
- Wishing wells with
niggers used as penniespeople thrown in according to their value. - Negra Assholes.
- The manifestation of the "phattest tailed brick house" according to ebonics.
- Your toilet
- Your face
- FUCK YOU
How To Enter Blackholes
Entering a black hole is similar to entering an Olympic pool on national television during an Olympic sport. Use dive techniques and always land on your face. It is important to note that going in feet-first is currently acceptable conduct in both the special Olympics and Africa.
