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[[File:Doitfaggot blackhole.jpg|555px|thumb|center|<center>'''DO IT FAGGOT!'''</center>]]
'''Black holes''' AKA the biggest [[niggers]] in the universe are the trolls of modern science. The [[homo|original gangstas]] of  modern astrology, blackholes have become like [[government|criminals]] to modern [[science|scientific]] law. According to ancient [[China|<s>Yellerds</s>]] [[China|Chinese]] records, China first spotted black holes using the telescopes they invented based on math they wrote out and philosophy they thought of while having a homosexual orgy before everyone else [[over 9000|over 9000 years ago at least]]. Notable people have participated in black hole thought other than the [[masturbation|self-loving]] Chinese. Spending most of his pathetic and [[retard|crippled]] life working on the subject, [[Stephen Hawking]] was once believed by the children he fondled to be the [[idiot|smartest]] man alive, at least that's what they told themselves to justify his bony degenerating hand fondling their baby testicles, according to [[MSNBC|MSNBC]].


Black holes are actually the [[goatse|gateways]] [[heaven|to eternal life]], and if you see one, you should [[dildo|enter]] it and take all of your [[family|family]] with you.
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==Common Confusions==
'''Black Holes''' are the biggest [[niggers]] in the known universe and remain perhaps the single most provocative [[IRL Trolling|IRL Troll]] of modern science. Even after spending most of his crippled life working on the subject the foremost authority, [[Stephen Hawking]], has as of yet been unable to come up with any explanation  comprehendable to anyone but himself.
[[File:BlackholesDestroy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|How blackholes eat everything and eventually destroy the universe]]
Black holes are [[do it faggot|not]] to be confused with any of the following reasonable things.
*[[GNAA|The Gay Niggers Association of America]], a respectable group.
*The condition of <s>dark-skinned</s> colored victims of [[gang|black activities]].
*Mongoloid cranium examinations.
*Wishing wells with <s>niggers used as pennies</s> people thrown in according to their value.
*[[Niggers|Negra Assholes]].
*The manifestation of the "phattest tailed [[negress|brick house]]" according to [[ebonics|ebonics]].
*Your toilet
*Your face
*FUCK YOU
 
==How To Enter Blackholes==
[[File:PussiesFeetFirst.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Only pussies go in feet first.]]
Entering a black hole is similar to entering an Olympic pool on national television during an Olympic sport. Use dive techniques and [[idiot|always land on your face]]. It is important to note that going in feet-first is currently acceptable conduct in both the [[retard|special Olympics]] and [[Africa|Africa]].


Black Holes are most likely the [[goatse|gateway]] to [[heaven|eternal life]] and if you see one you should probably enter it immediately and take your [[Kool Aid|family]] with you.


==How To Enter a '''Black Hole'''{{tm}}==


[[File:BlackholesDestroy.jpg|thumb|How Black Holes eat everything and will eventually destroy the universe.]]
[[File:PussiesFeetFirst.jpg|thumb|Only pussies go in feet first.]]


Utilise varying techniques and make sure you ''always'' land on your face. It is important to note that going in feet-first is currently only acceptable conduct in the [[Special Olympics]] and [[South Africa]].


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Albert Einstein]]
*[[Black Hole]]
*[[Dr Who]]
*[[Science]]
*[[Science]]
*[[Goatse]]
*[[Space]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Theoretical physics]]
*[[Timecube]]
 
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Revision as of 14:20, 20 January 2013

DO IT FAGGOT!


Black Holes are the biggest niggers in the known universe and remain perhaps the single most provocative IRL Troll of modern science. Even after spending most of his crippled life working on the subject the foremost authority, Stephen Hawking, has as of yet been unable to come up with any explanation comprehendable to anyone but himself.

Black Holes are most likely the gateway to eternal life and if you see one you should probably enter it immediately and take your family with you.

How To Enter a Black Hole™

How Black Holes eat everything and will eventually destroy the universe.
Only pussies go in feet first.

Utilise varying techniques and make sure you always land on your face. It is important to note that going in feet-first is currently only acceptable conduct in the Special Olympics and South Africa.

See Also

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