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[[File:Doitfaggot blackhole.jpg|555px|thumb|center|<center>'''DO IT FAGGOT!'''</center>]] | |||
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'''Black Holes''' are the biggest [[niggers]] in the known universe and remain perhaps the single most provocative [[IRL Trolling|IRL Troll]] of modern science. Even after spending most of his crippled life working on the subject the foremost authority, [[Stephen Hawking]], has as of yet been unable to come up with any explanation comprehendable to anyone but himself. | |||
Black Holes are most likely the [[goatse|gateway]] to [[heaven|eternal life]] and if you see one you should probably enter it immediately and take your [[Kool Aid|family]] with you. | |||
==How To Enter a '''Black Hole'''{{tm}}== | |||
[[File:BlackholesDestroy.jpg|thumb|How Black Holes eat everything and will eventually destroy the universe.]] | |||
[[File:PussiesFeetFirst.jpg|thumb|Only pussies go in feet first.]] | |||
Utilise varying techniques and make sure you ''always'' land on your face. It is important to note that going in feet-first is currently only acceptable conduct in the [[Special Olympics]] and [[South Africa]]. | |||
==See Also== | |||
*[[Albert Einstein]] | |||
*[[Divide by Zero]] | |||
*[[Dr Who]] | |||
*[[Large Hadron Collider]] | |||
*[[Space]] | |||
*[[Theoretical physics]] | |||
*[[Timecube]] | |||
{{Science}} | |||
Revision as of 01:51, 22 January 2013
Black Holes are the biggest niggers in the known universe and remain perhaps the single most provocative IRL Troll of modern science. Even after spending most of his crippled life working on the subject the foremost authority, Stephen Hawking, has as of yet been unable to come up with any explanation comprehendable to anyone but himself.
Black Holes are most likely the gateway to eternal life and if you see one you should probably enter it immediately and take your family with you.
How To Enter a Black Hole™
Utilise varying techniques and make sure you always land on your face. It is important to note that going in feet-first is currently only acceptable conduct in the Special Olympics and South Africa.
