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It's okay that the guy is being held against his will and treated like a sex slave cause he's an evil rapist. Never mind the first time she mentioned this was in her journal. | It's okay that the guy is being held against his will and treated like a sex slave cause he's an evil rapist. Never mind the first time she mentioned this was in her journal. | ||
These comics - deprived of background, panels and context - fail to convey the "historical context" that Humon uses to justify producing and publishing her drawings. This "historical context" comes as a wall of text uploaded to explain what the hell is going on in the comic itself. | These comics - deprived of background, panels and context - fail to convey the "historical context" that Humon uses to justify producing and publishing her drawings. This "historical context" comes as a wall of text uploaded to explain what the hell is going on in the comic itself. This textual band-aid demonstrates Humon's poor grasp on conveyance, but that's only a minor offense compared to her trivialization of rape - as long as it's happening to men, it's clearly A-OK! In Humon's comics and drawings countless numbers of men are forcibly tied down, abused, or heavily implied to be abused later on. | ||
This textual band-aid demonstrates Humon's poor grasp on conveyance, but that's only a minor offense compared to her trivialization of rape - as long as it's happening to men, it's clearly A-OK! In Humon's comics and drawings countless numbers of men are forcibly tied down, abused, or heavily implied to be abused later on. | |||
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Image:Womens_Rights_by_humon.jpg | Image:Womens_Rights_by_humon.jpg | ||
Image:decisions_decisions_by_humon-d53nths.jpg | Image:decisions_decisions_by_humon-d53nths.jpg | ||
Image:XHQSw.jpg|And by "historical context", I mean "making shit up". | |||
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==Gorillaz== | ==Gorillaz== | ||
Year and years and YEARS ago she used to have a site called The Daemon & The Zombie which was a Gorillaz fansite packed full of smutty yaoi pictures of Murdoc and 2D. She also used to type like some ghetto chick and had a huge crush on Russel (the big black guy of Gorillaz). The website is dead now but the pictures were saved. | Year and years and YEARS ago she used to have a site called The Daemon & The Zombie which was a Gorillaz fansite packed full of smutty yaoi pictures of Murdoc and 2D. She also used to type like some ghetto chick and had a huge crush on Russel (the big black guy of Gorillaz). The website is dead now but the pictures were saved. | ||
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http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Humon/1 | http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Humon/1 | ||
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Image:167791 - Gorillaz Humon Noodle Russel_Hobbs.jpg | Image:167791 - Gorillaz Humon Noodle Russel_Hobbs.jpg | ||
Image:775 - 2D Gorillaz Humon Murdoc_Nicalls Russel_Hobbs Zeriara del.jpg | Image:775 - 2D Gorillaz Humon Murdoc_Nicalls Russel_Hobbs Zeriara del.jpg | ||
Image:777 - 2D Gorillaz Humon Murdoc_Nicalls Noodle Russel_Hobbs.jpg | Image:777 - 2D Gorillaz Humon Murdoc_Nicalls Noodle Russel_Hobbs.jpg | ||
Image:780 - Gorillaz Humon Russel_Hobbs Zeriara del.jpg | Image:780 - Gorillaz Humon Russel_Hobbs Zeriara del.jpg | ||
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Image:167786 - 2D Gorillaz Humon Russel_Hobbs.jpg | Image:167786 - 2D Gorillaz Humon Russel_Hobbs.jpg | ||
Image:167785 - Gorillaz Humon Murdoc_Nicalls.jpg | Image:167785 - Gorillaz Humon Murdoc_Nicalls.jpg | ||
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Image:Tumblr ky9j5mL8J21qaofcuo1 500.jpg | Image:Tumblr ky9j5mL8J21qaofcuo1 500.jpg | ||
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==Other Dumb Shit | ==Other Dumb Shit== | ||
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Image:Anime humon by humon-d413kdb.jpg|KAWAIII | |||
Image:White_Slave_by_humon.jpg|"Ooooh! some white people from where I live were also slaves so it's not just a black thing!" The enslavement of human beings - KAWAIIIII | Image:White_Slave_by_humon.jpg|"Ooooh! some white people from where I live were also slaves so it's not just a black thing!" The enslavement of human beings - KAWAIIIII | ||
Image:Love you forever by humon-d35h7aw.jpg|Skinning a woman and turning them into a suit - KAWAIIIIII | Image:Love you forever by humon-d35h7aw.jpg|Skinning a woman and turning them into a suit - KAWAIIIIII | ||
Image:sailor_hitler_by_humon-d4pwykw.jpg|Adolf Hilter - KAWAIIIIIII | Image:sailor_hitler_by_humon-d4pwykw.jpg|Adolf Hilter - KAWAIIIIIII | ||
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Image:fatim_by_humon-d4f5etw.jpg|Middle-eastern Muslims - KAWAIIIIIIII | Image:fatim_by_humon-d4f5etw.jpg|Middle-eastern Muslims - KAWAIIIIIIII | ||
Image:Defeated_Witch_Hunter_by_humon.jpg|Character with potentially interesting backsto-wait never mind he's completely naked SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK | Image:Defeated_Witch_Hunter_by_humon.jpg|Character with potentially interesting backsto-wait never mind he's completely naked SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK | ||
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Image:Slattenpatte_and_Daughters_by_humon.jpg|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Slattenpatte-and-Daughters-169777759 ...why does the little girl have tits too?] | Image:Slattenpatte_and_Daughters_by_humon.jpg|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Slattenpatte-and-Daughters-169777759 ...why does the little girl have tits too?] | ||
Image:new_pet_by_humon-d4qwbi1.jpg|Lol the punchline is buttsex rape! AGAIN!!! FUCK how does Humon stay so fresh? | Image:new_pet_by_humon-d4qwbi1.jpg|Lol the punchline is buttsex rape! AGAIN!!! FUCK how does Humon stay so fresh? | ||
Image:68rkujh4jki7.png|This woman is so obsessed with homersexuals she's trying to convince herself that every guy she looks at secretly has homosexual fantasies. | Image:68rkujh4jki7.png|This woman is so obsessed with homersexuals she's trying to convince herself that every guy she looks at secretly has homosexual fantasies. | ||
</gallery> | Image:TF2_Visit_from_Parents_by_humon.jpg|You know, Team Fortress 2. That game where the characters have unique faces and body types. | ||
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Image:d24328fdaa538b0f2f06486d92a9d915.png|"Black men hit on fat women too!" | Image:d24328fdaa538b0f2f06486d92a9d915.png|"Black men hit on fat women too!" | ||
Image:58fc632a5b288201af2e9e426bb504e1.png|"He said only SOME black men do! God, stop being ignorant!" | Image:58fc632a5b288201af2e9e426bb504e1.png|"He said only SOME black men do! God, stop being ignorant!" | ||
Image:1234343w24f.png|Autistic fan wonders why people are calling a racist sexist monster a racist sexist monster | Image:1234343w24f.png|Autistic fan wonders why people are calling a racist sexist monster a racist sexist monster | ||
Image:1234343w24f2.png|Namedropping Hitler, Malcolm X and Gandhi | Image:1234343w24f2.png|Namedropping Hitler, Malcolm X and Gandhi | ||
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Image:sSF5R.png|"First comment! XD" | Image:sSF5R.png|"First comment! XD" | ||
Image:4gry2r3r2ty4.png|"Oh I don't approve of even fantasies of rape and torture cause that's NEVER okay, but it's okay if you say you're not getting off on it even if you clearly are" | Image:4gry2r3r2ty4.png|"Oh I don't approve of even fantasies of rape and torture cause that's NEVER okay, but it's okay if you say you're not getting off on it even if you clearly are" | ||
Image:1so2ki.png|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/The-older-they-get-308900820 owned] | Image:1so2ki.png|[http://humon.deviantart.com/art/The-older-they-get-308900820 owned] | ||
Image:Neils_Seems_Ive_caught_you_by_Radio_Active_Muffin.png.jpg|"Hey guys, you better not steal my Humon rape fanart!! >:(" | Image:Neils_Seems_Ive_caught_you_by_Radio_Active_Muffin.png.jpg|"Hey guys, you better not steal my Humon rape fanart!! >:(" | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== |
Revision as of 07:41, 15 May 2013
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(This article needs more coverage on Humon's racism, hypocritical social justice, terrible art, critique drama/fascism and just generally all-round shitty behavior. Screencaps of dumb shit said and/or deleted, photographs, contact details, etc. I've already gone through just 3 pages of the thread on the forums and given up after the sheer fucking workload. Also if there's a way to make the quotes take up less vertical real-estate that would be much appreciated.)
—Humon, the artist of the above picture: a man molesting his daughter who was born as a result of him raping her mother. She said she was doing this to remind people that the character was actually a bad guy. This is what Humon thinks fixing a mistake in characterisation looks like. This is the artist you look to for "Scandinavia and the World" comics. |
Humon, also known as Vicki Veng, is another DA "artist" with a large fanbase in spite of her technical incompetence. Humon obsesses over alternative gender/sexuality and has an ignorant enthusiasm for British culture, mostly to compensate for her own lack of culture or personality. Ultimately Humon's comics betray the fact that it's all really just a cover for her various fetishes including male-on-male rape, female-on-male rape, incest, and all of her characters having the same face.
Femdom Fetish
http://humon.deviantart.com/#/d52y6zc
—Humon |
It's okay that the guy is being held against his will and treated like a sex slave cause he's an evil rapist. Never mind the first time she mentioned this was in her journal.
These comics - deprived of background, panels and context - fail to convey the "historical context" that Humon uses to justify producing and publishing her drawings. This "historical context" comes as a wall of text uploaded to explain what the hell is going on in the comic itself. This textual band-aid demonstrates Humon's poor grasp on conveyance, but that's only a minor offense compared to her trivialization of rape - as long as it's happening to men, it's clearly A-OK! In Humon's comics and drawings countless numbers of men are forcibly tied down, abused, or heavily implied to be abused later on.
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Fun fact: this is the only Asian character she's ever drawn and he's a wormy secretary who [probably] knows karate. SHANGHAI HONG KONG EGG FOO YUNG
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And by "historical context", I mean "making shit up".
It's pretty disturbing to consider, but you might think it's no big deal. Isn't this just charming and harmless fun? If you find this degrading or offensive, men, I think you just have a real problem with your own sexuality! All men secretly want this! Teehee! Let's try swapping the genders around, then.
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Not so cute anymore, is it?
Wait, hang on, false alarm everyone. Torture of people is meant to be sexy, you guys! SO KAWAII
Homosexual Misrepresentation/Generalisation
It's not unusual for Humon to display these fetishes under the guise of obscure historical facts, like she's a perverted bizarro-world Kate Beaton or something. Like this lovely series about Germans having to prostitute themselves after WW2. It's supposed to be clearly empty justification to draw Spirograph-sempai about to violently cornhole Circlehead-kohai serious and sad you guys. Super serious, guys.
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These 'comics' are actually something of a break from the norm for Humon - her fetish for shipping homosexual couples is generally drenched in rainbows and sunshines, misrepresenting same-sex couples as a sex-obsessed, yaoi-wowwy conglomerate with no issues or social conflict or character - flying in the face of modern homosexuality and lesbian culture, let alone the "historical context" Humon often uses as empty justification.
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Humon's two only lesbian characters... the worst most manly stereotypes ever.
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And then she thinks she can tell off other people for fetishizing gay men and depicting them as stereotypical twinks. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.
Niels
Humon's only comic with black people in it. Niels is a blond-haired blue-eyed sociopathic hitman or something who puts his dick in all the black people. Actually all the characters have swathes of backstory, but Humon's storytelling format strips all that out of the comic and just puts in gay joke after gay joke instead. Every strip starts in media res, which is cinematography slang for "right in the middle of a situation with no fucking context whatever", and the result is lots of strips about diminutive characters having sex or implied sex or implied rape or implied facial structure or implied story in general. And by 'implied' I mean either 'read the fucking manual' or 'psychically guess what Humon's intentions were'.
You see Niels, a blond-haired, blue-eyed man from Denmark, helps the black community of [insert US city Humon's probably never been to here]. He helps them by... offering them jobs as criminals. Not only that but he's invited himself into the relationship and family of a black married couple and seems to be the leader of a black gang. Obviously he helps these people, and they wouldn't be where they are now without him, they need him, sort of like that time Denmark and other European nations established all those colonies in Africa amirite? And while Niels is the bad guy in the comic, all the people trying to catch him and his black gang are white. All of them. All the cops. All the agents.
I mean it's not like she could have written about a black mafia leader with a black family and a black gang, that would be silly! (Also there are more racial demographics than just black and white in the US you dipshit)
The titular character is clearly supposed to be a sex-obsessed sociopath. He's is drawn in chibi-form (along with the rest of the comic and 80% of Humon's work) and passed off as 'adorable' and 'quirky' because he makes silly rape jokes. The characterisation that explains his behavior is passed off in large walls of text, so as a result lots of people failed to realise this character was supposed to be a villain. A sane person might have attempted to fix this by adding some of the actual plot into the comic. Humon?
Want a cheap, quick way to make people realise your character is evil? Have him kill children threaten to kill children! But it's alright because her mother is FORCING him to do it! He doesn't REALLY want to! He's just so dark and misunderstood and oh my fucking God
Want another cheap, quick way to make people realise your character is evil? Have him rape a woman until she kills herself, and molest her daughter that was born as a result of that rape.
—Humon telling people off for trying to find context in her |
Gorillaz
Year and years and YEARS ago she used to have a site called The Daemon & The Zombie which was a Gorillaz fansite packed full of smutty yaoi pictures of Murdoc and 2D. She also used to type like some ghetto chick and had a huge crush on Russel (the big black guy of Gorillaz). The website is dead now but the pictures were saved.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Humon/1
Other Dumb Shit
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KAWAIII
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"Ooooh! some white people from where I live were also slaves so it's not just a black thing!" The enslavement of human beings - KAWAIIIII
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Skinning a woman and turning them into a suit - KAWAIIIIII
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Adolf Hilter - KAWAIIIIIII
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Middle-eastern Muslims - KAWAIIIIIIII
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Character with potentially interesting backsto-wait never mind he's completely naked SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK
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Lol the punchline is buttsex rape! AGAIN!!! FUCK how does Humon stay so fresh?
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This woman is so obsessed with homersexuals she's trying to convince herself that every guy she looks at secretly has homosexual fantasies.
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You know, Team Fortress 2. That game where the characters have unique faces and body types.
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"Black men hit on fat women too!"
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"He said only SOME black men do! God, stop being ignorant!"
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Autistic fan wonders why people are calling a racist sexist monster a racist sexist monster
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Namedropping Hitler, Malcolm X and Gandhi
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"First comment! XD"
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"Oh I don't approve of even fantasies of rape and torture cause that's NEVER okay, but it's okay if you say you're not getting off on it even if you clearly are"
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"Hey guys, you better not steal my Humon rape fanart!! >:("
See Also
External Links
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