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[[Image:ImFromTheInternet.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Have no fear, the internet vigilante is here.]]
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Although [[Anonymous]] are called [[hackers on steroids]] and vilified by the [[Fox News|US media]], in [[Canadia]] they see things moar clearly. The [[Internet Hate Machine]], is a force for good and were dubbed an invaluable '''Internet Vigilante Group''' by the [[Party Van|Toronto Police Department]] after they were alerted to a [[Pedobear|child molester]] in their midst by this [[1337]] '''Cyber Posse''', [[basement dwellers|tireless Internets crusaders]] who doesn't afraid of anything; not even curtains nor [[Buy A Dog|dogs]].
After exposing [[Chris Forcand]] and his [[pedo|brb, church]] [[put shoe on head|shenanigans]] to the public at large and the [[old media]], Anonymous was awarded the [[Milk Bags|Canadian Medal of Freedom]] (which comes in bags) after their [[1337]] [http://torontosun.com/News/TorontoAndGTA/2007/12/07/4712438-sun.html sleuthing led Canadian Mounties to arrest Forcand] [[last Thursday|last Wednesday]].
Like [[:Image:Good_job_dog.jpg|McGruff The Crime Dog]], these [[trolls|fearless]] [[13 year old boys|crime stoppers]] will stop at nothing to expose all the [[CP|hypocrisy]] and [[JB|faggotry]] that has [[shitting dick nipples|ræped and muddied]] our pure as driven snow Internets.
Often misunderstood as [[Exploding Van|domestic terrorists]] and [[Alex Wuori|cyber 'bullies']] these young [[hackers|crime stoppers]] are finally being rewarded for their tireless work toward a [[SFW|safer]], carefree [[Snugglenet]] [[hugbox]] for the kids.
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==The Sting==
A Google search of Forcand's name or his address shows online chats a web poster had with what he believed to be [[loli|girls as young as 13]].
The [[pr0n|sexually explicit conversations]] were then forwarded to Forcand's church and a blog he wrote at http://praize.com and his name, address and phone number were posted online by [[ED]], the [[truth|paper of record]] for Anonymous and all things Internets.
Forcand's days were numbered but after a [[Cyber Posse]] from Anon's [[Internet Vigilante Group]] showed Canadian authorities a severed foot from a cleverly lain [[troll|bear trap]] that had been baited with [[loli|delicious loli]], the jig was up. DNA tests on the foot matched that of Forcand and, with that, it was to be [[brb, jail]] instead of [[brb, church]] for the [[hypocrite|devout Christian]] [[pedobear|predatory pederast]].
<i>For main article, see [[Chris Forcand]]</i>
==Expert's Opinions==
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{{quote|Before Forcand was on the police radar, those e-mail addresses had attracted the interest of [[anon|cyber-vigilantes]] who seek to out anyone who presents with a sexual interest in children.|The Toronto Sun[http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2007/12/07/4712680-sun.html]}}
{{quote|In general, although intentions can be the best, they're not police officers, they're '''[[HAHAHA|not trained in online luring]]''' and [[pedobear|online child exploitation]] investigations. They shouldn't be conducting them.|Toronto Det.-Const. Janelle Blackaddar}}
(It should be noted that Detective Constable Blackaddar is [[no girls on the internet|a wimmins and is not allowed on the Internets]] so she doesn't know what she's squawking about. Thus she should [[STFU]] and [[gb2|gb2/kitchen/]]).  Further, the notion that Anonymous is not the leading, and undisputed expert, in [[trolling|online luring]] is ripe with lulz.
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==Full [[Bridget|'Amber']] Interview==
[http://xeres.robotninjaarmy.com/internetjusticelulz.mp3 Full interview with Gus Kim]
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Image:Pedo out.jpg|Oh shi...the '''IVG''' is here. [[gtg]] [[bbl]]!
Image:Cyber_posse.jpg|Sheriff [[m00tle]] rounds up the [[4chan]] posse
Image:Weevernator.jpg|Anon calls on [[ED]]'s most heartless, brutal [[steroidal hacker]], '''Boss [[Weev]]''' who is [[Torpark|immune]] to [[Dog Curtains]]
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==See Also==
*[[Kenny Glenn]]
*[[Chris Hansen]]
*[[Chris Forcand]]
*[[Irony]]
*[[Hal Turner]]
*[[HACKERS ON STEROIDS]]
*[[WEB SHERIFF]]
*[[White Knighting]]
*[[Internet Revolution]]
==External Links==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20080110214538/http://torontosun.com/News/TorontoAndGTA/2007/12/07/4712438-sun.html Sheriff m00tle's Cyber Vigilante posse saddles up]
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{{Timeline|Featured article December 28, [[2007]]|[[Matt Crimmins]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Penis Nosed Fox]]}}
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