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*[http://time.com/13095/the-duke-porn-star-isnt-as-empowered-as-she-claims/The Duke Porn Star (Belle Knox real name Miriam Weeks) isn't as empowered as she claims (Time Magazine)] | |||
*[http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2014/03/miriam-weeks-petition-to-expel-duke-student-garbage-now-thrown-at-her/ Miriam Weeks petition to expel Duke student. Garbage now thrown at her.] | |||
*[http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2014/mar/11/scrutinized-duke-student-and-porn-actress-g-prep-g Scrutinized Duke student and porn actress is 2013 Gonzaga Prep graduate (Spokane Spokesman-Review)] | *[http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2014/mar/11/scrutinized-duke-student-and-porn-actress-g-prep-g Scrutinized Duke student and porn actress is 2013 Gonzaga Prep graduate (Spokane Spokesman-Review)] | ||
*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577362/EXCLUSIVE-Welcome-home-daddy-Im-porn-star-Heartbroken-devout-Catholic-Army-doctor-returns-Afghanistan-beloved-daughter-Duke-student-starring-X-rated-films.html Family exposes Miriam Weeks lies] | *[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577362/EXCLUSIVE-Welcome-home-daddy-Im-porn-star-Heartbroken-devout-Catholic-Army-doctor-returns-Afghanistan-beloved-daughter-Duke-student-starring-X-rated-films.html Family exposes Miriam Weeks lies] |
Revision as of 15:35, 18 March 2014
Nobody has heard of this person, but whoever they are, vandalizing this article only makes us want to learn more... |
Now that Miriam Weeks has become the most famous Duke University skank since Crystal Gail Mangum, we have ourselves quite a "teachable moment" for other wannabe sluts thinking about doing porn (as Belle Knox) over Xmas break. Here are some lessons Miriam Weeks really shoulda followed...
Lessons for Being a College Pornslut without being outted like Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks
Lesson #1: DON'T expect to remain anonymous if you have a JewSchnoz and MidgetTits
So Miriam Weeks thought she had the perfect plan: choose a pseudonym (Belle Knox), guzzle some jizz on-camera over Winter Break, get paid, and return! What could possibly go wrong?
Well, plenty, if you have a very recognizable profile like Miriam Weeks:
Yeah...no local Duke porn-spanker could ever recognize HER!
So before long, Dukesters were spreading the word about Miriam Weeks spreading her legs. As expected, the doods on the Duke Board at CollegiateACB were quick on the draw:
(BTW, googling the quote leads to this Miriam Weeks blogpoast decrying, lol, rape!)
Needless to say, this lead to Miriam Weeks being recognized pretty much everywhere on campus. Which prompted her next fuckup:
Lesson #2: If you're being recognized on campus, DON'T go whining to teh media
This should be OBVIOUS (if not, just google Streisand Effect). But apparently Miriam Weeks' regular ingestion of cum interfered with her thinking...
As a result, Miriam thought she could whine like a butthurt bitch to the media...
- I'm The Duke University Freshman Porn Star And For The First Time I'm Telling The Story In My Words (lol, Miriam Weeks)
- Portrait of a porn star: Duke freshman stands behind her alter-ego (lol Miriam Weeks)
...and she thought she could remain ANONYMOUS in all this!
Lesson #3 If you're outed as a pornslut IRL, then it's time to STFU and GTFO of North Carolina
It remains to be seen if Miriam Weeks follows this last bit of advice, but it's prolly too late anyway. But [Miriam Weeks] has a PLAN!
From a pornstar to a lawyer! Now there's a short career hop! Then again, Miriam might just be better off seeking a sugar daddy...
THAT'S the ticket!
MORE about Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks
Since Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) has persisted in being an attention whore since her outing, it's time to give the slut what she wants--and dump ALL the dirt on her!
lol, Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) is NOT popular with her family
—Miriam Weeks tells Dr. Kevin A. Weeks of her "Empowerment" |
It's not surprising that a narcissist like Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) is an effortless liar. What's amazing is that she thought the media would never check her story...
At first, Miriam attention whored by telling the press that her family was totally fine with her coke-fueled pornwhoring, as an outtake from dickhead Piers Morgan's interview showed:
- "It's my daddy's (Dr. Kevin A. Weeks (Spokane, WA)) fault I have to do porn! He wouldn't pay my tuition at Duke...instead, my cheapass father told me to take a full scholarship at Vanderbilt University. It wasn't fair! His fault! WAHHHHHHHH!!!"
- "My mommy (Harcharan Weeks) is Indian, so she read me the Kama Sutra...and taught me to suck cock for money. Every time I get a semen-blast in the face, I say, 'Mommy, thank you for teaching me so well!')
—Miriam Weeks, writing about how she became a whore in XoJane |
- "My older sister (Anita R. Weeks) also went to Gonzaga Prep, so she can also deepthroat a zucchini and take an assfucking like a champ! Can't wait for my sis (Anita Rachel Weeks) to join me in some girl-on-girl action!"
- "My brother (Paul Weeks) is a freak like me--who knows, maybe he's already spanked it to one of my films!"
And then came the epic lulz when her OWN FAMILY threw the lying cokewhore under the bus:
—Amanda Minor-Weeks, exposing Miriam as a worthless liar |
And the lulz just get better from here: little Miriam may soon be returning home with her assfucked tail between her legs, begging mommy Harcharan and daddy Kevin for forgiveness--since it's quickly becoming clear that she SUCKS as a porn "actress":
Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks is NOT popular on the pornset
No surprise that this spoiled rich cunt would end up unable to "play well with others"...even other pornwhores!
—Tweets from various pornpeeps, exposing Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) as, lol, UNPROFESSIONAL |
That's gotta bite the Big One, right? Judged by PORNSLUTS? Guess Miriam had better keep her day job...oh, wait...
Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks is a CUTTER, lol!
No surprise that this chick would be pretty fucked up, right?
Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks loves her DRUGS, lol
- lol, Coke Orgy
Yep, them Duke fratboys love that skank, Miriam Weeks...almost as much as Miriam Weeks loves her a COKE-ORGY...
—Duke FratBoi |
- lol, Miriam Weeks (hearts) Mary Jay
Not that anyone gives a shit nowadays, but...
Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks is NOT popular at Gonzaga Preparatory School (Spokane, WA), lol
Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks is NOT popular at Duke University
Needless to say, most Duke students are not pleased by the dirt Miriam Weeks is sloshing on the Duke reputation. D-bags have chimed in routinely at CollegiateACB with such screeds as:
- Word is that the Duke porn star (Miriam Weeks) is a coke-head
- so Duke freshman porn star Belle Knox is an ESCORT too?
- Fuckyoubelle
- Just when I though Belle couldn't get any dumber...she blames Duke for the scandal
- Miriam Weeks -- Get out of Duke
- There should be a betting pool to predict when Belle Knox drops out of Duke...
- Belle Knox found dead of OD!
- What I hate most about Belle Knox
- U.K Daily Mail exposes Miriam's LIES
- PETITION TO EXPEL BELLE KNOX!
- Belle Knox unliked by other porn stars on set
- Betting Pool: When does Belle Knox end up in rehab/psychward?
If Miriam ever actually returns to the Duke campus, this section will surely grow longer--like a dick in Miriam's gaping mouth.
TIMELINE of the Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks clusterfuck
It's just a matter of time before this dumbcunt crashes and burns...so, for posterity's sake, here are the main dates on this trainwreck, Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks)
- May 26, 2013-- Miriam Weeks graduates from Gonzaga Preparatory School in Spokane Washington...within days, she'll start seeking johns (aka sugardaddies) online...
- Summer 2013--Miriam Weeks places ad on CitySex, seeing "generous" men to tour her va-jay-jay
- Late Autumn 2013--Miriam Weeks (calling herself "Belle Knox" for the frist time...) places nude pix at MatrixModels, signalling her availability to suck cock on camera the day after Christmas...
- Winter Break 2013-14--Miriam Weeks, um, "performs" in numerous films as Belle Knox
- January 10, 2014--Coked up and drunk, Miriam Weeks lets slip (to HERO Thomas Bagley) that she is doing porn as Belle Knox
- January 16, 2014--Campus whispers surface online at the Duke-room of CollegiateACB, in a thread called "Freshman PornStar"...and Miriam Weeks is outted as Belle Knox
- February 7, 2014--"I found out a girl in our freshman class is a pornstar," reports some douchebag to Collegfessions, "I've now made it my goal to fuck her before I graduate. (signed) Duke University"
- February 14-21, 2014--In a moronic attempt to 'un-out' herself on campus, Miriam Weeks attention whores to idiots at the Duke Chronicle and XOJane. Miriam Weeks INSISTS that neither publication reveal her pornname, Belle Knox.
- February 22, 2014--Miriam Weeks is OUTED as Belle Knox on CollegiateACB, AutoAdmit, and Encyclopedia_Dramatica...Miriam Weeks, foiled in her stoopid attempt to delete fucking everything proceeds to shit her pants. Oh, and her family gets outed, too....
- February 28, 2014--Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks / Duke University Porn Star is profiled at KnowYourMeme
- March 5, 2014--Time Magazine LOLs at Miriam Weeks' claims that her whoring represents "feminist empowerment"
- March 6, 2014--In the wake of tales of Miriam Weeks (Belle Knox) doing coke and skipping classes, a pool arises for when Miriam Weeks will officially withdraw from Duke
- March 10, 2014--Miriam Weeks' lies about family and finances are exposed by the UK Daily Mail
- March 11, 2014--News emerges that Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) is burning bridges with other pornstars. A newspaper from Miriam Weeks' hometown (Spokane, WA) runs an article on the "2013 Gonzaga Prep graduate"
- March 12-13, 2014--The Washington Post and Los Angeles Times report what everybody already knew: that the self-cutting cokehead Miriam Weeks is fucked in the head
- March 17, 2014--Petitions for Miriam Weeks' expulsion from Duke gain traction.
- March 17-21, 2014--Despite telling Piers Morgan on March 6th that she was only leaving Duke "for a few days...for safety reasons," Miriam Weeks spends yet another week playing the Attention Whore in NYC
MOAR TO CUM!!!1
External Links
- Duke Porn Star (Belle Knox real name Miriam Weeks) isn't as empowered as she claims (Time Magazine)
- Miriam Weeks petition to expel Duke student. Garbage now thrown at her.
- Scrutinized Duke student and porn actress is 2013 Gonzaga Prep graduate (Spokane Spokesman-Review)
- Family exposes Miriam Weeks lies
- Belle Knox unliked by other porn stars on set
- If Porn Is Not Shameful, Why Doesn’t Duke University Freshman Miriam Weeks Use Her Real Name?
- Miriam Weeks blames Duke and cheapass daddy (Dr. Kevin A. Weeks) for doing porn
- Duke Porn Star dot CUM (Miriam Weeks) (Belle Knox)
- Miriam Weeks porntwitter for Belle Knox
- Miriam Weeks nudepix (as Belle Knox)
- Miriam Weeks (Belle Knox) vids COMPLETE SET links
- Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks on KnowYourMeme
- Link to Miriam Weeks' movie, "Facial Abuse"
- /*\ NUDE PIX OF MIRIAM WEEKS (DUKE U. FRESHMAN) /*\
- Miriam Weeks wants YOU to be her sugardaddy!
- OFFICIAL BELLE KNOX (DUKE U) OUTTING THREAD
- Porn Chick (Belle Knox)pleads poverty, so how did 'rents afford Gonzaga Preparatory School?
- Proudly on eFukt as 'the feminist chick', getting fucked to hell and humiliated like the stupid whore she is.
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