Gary Busey is an American actor born quite retarded who was involved in a horrific accident early in life which instead of ending his burgeoning career took his level of mental deficiency off the scale and transformed him into a bizarre amalgam of high functioning autist and Andy Kaufman. Some argue that Busey's full potential as an actor has yet to be fully realised but no doubt some hot shit director will come along in a few years and pluck him from relative obscurity.
Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.
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— His most famous quote
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It's good for everyone to understand that they are to love their enemies, simply because your enemies show you things about yourself you need to change. So in actuality enemies are friends in reverse.
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Winners do what losers don't want to do.
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If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.
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Have a mind that's open to everything, get attached to nothing.
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Amen is not the end of a prayer, it just gets us ready to go to the next level.
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Imagine the peace symbol. The peace symbol has three pieces in it. One piece is emotion, that's your body. Another piece has spirit in it, that's your fuel. Another piece has intellect in it and that's your steering wheel. You can never overdo the fuel that goes into the body, which is the emotions and the steering wheel to drive it.
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Never dip lower than you can dip.
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I love love, and I love life. I love. I just love. It's just great. It's the most enduring element we have is love.
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I'll tell you this: You have to remember to chase and catch your dreams, because if you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that's nowhere land.
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A good way to lose weight is put salt on your ass aned go to a petting zoo. But stay away from the goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mailbox.
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When angels fly inside your heart, that's when you can fly.
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Acronyms Busey
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You know what 'FAILING' stands for? It stands for
'Finding An Important Lesson, Inviting Needed Growth.'
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You know what 'DOUBT' stands for? It stands for
'Debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.'
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'Fun' stands for
Finally Understanding Nothing'
And that's what's fun about fun, You don't have to get it.
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You know what 'FEAR' stands for?
'False Evidance Appearing Real'
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'FART' stands for
'Fealing A Rectal Transmission'
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What the Fuck Busey?
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My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.
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Nothing changes like changes, because nothing changes but the changes.
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It's a very strange silence that I'm living in right now. It's a silence that has a lot of activity and noise in it from a zone that I don't live in on this earth.
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I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.
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I don't know where I come from but I'm here now so deal with it.
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There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.
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I'm interested in all things that Donald Trump does. I've known him since 1980. He's a good man.
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I consider myself a Texan. I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma.
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I don't know how I got involved in 'Celebrity Wife Swap.' It came from my agent Hugh. He got the opportunity for me.
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Five parts of my brain cotain alien power, whatever I do or say can not be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.
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If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body.
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L.A County is like a huge tortilla. It spreads everywhere.
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When you don't know, you know. When you know, you don't know but you don't know it. When you don't know you know, so you really don't know you don't know, which means you really know if it is authentic.
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There has to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.
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The thing about taking a picture of me in the daylight- you will not see my teeth because I am a vampire with a day pass. You should get some duct tape to cover your neck and you'll be safe from me.
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You have that look on your face like you need to be saved. Get in here and buy a pizza for $100 and you'll go straight to heaven - and i'll take out your garbage for a week. You get this pizza you'll see the spirit of God coming down to you. I'll tell you this, you won't be happy until you get off your knees and say 'Thank you pizza pie', you wanna buy a pizza for cherity. I am the pizza!
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One night... at the hospital, I was sitting in bed and saw the Grim Reaper standing in the corner. He was seven feet tall, with a brown robe. He to me and said, 'Realx, It's not your time to go. You have been given gifts. These gifts are ready to be recived by mankind. So get on your feet and improve.' Then he laughed, spun his scythe and left. I wasn't asleep and I haden't been for days. Whether this was a premonition or and angel in disguise, I don't know. But it was a positive reinforcement to stay on the rode to recovery, which I've done.
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It's good to dress up like a hot dog and through a bull horn scream, 'the first weiner is free'.
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