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Cloud Computing is simple. You're take your data out of your own data center and moving it to the fucking cloud, dumbass. Instead of being responsible for hardware you're responsible for a virtualized instance with your data running your applications. You typically don't see the hypervisor, which for you [[elite]] fucks out there, there's QEMU/KVM (because you're a cheap ass hole), Xen (still cheap, unless you're really, really [[stupid]] and wasted your money to buy it from Citrix, which sells the exact same version of Xen as "XenServer" only with the fact that it can automatically update....yep. Take down your network automatically), or VMware (you obviously [[ | Cloud Computing is simple. You're take your data out of your own data center and moving it to the fucking cloud, dumbass. Instead of being responsible for hardware you're responsible for a virtualized instance with your data running your applications. You typically don't see the hypervisor, which for you [[elite]] fucks out there, there's QEMU/KVM (because you're a cheap ass hole), Xen (still cheap, unless you're really, really [[stupid]] and wasted your money to buy it from [[Citrix]], which sells the exact same version of Xen as "XenServer" only with the fact that it can automatically update....yep. Take down your network automatically), or VMware (you obviously [[bittorrent| downloaded]] it). | ||
Since you're seeking information about the Cloud here instead of another [[lie | reputable source]] such as [[Wikipedia]] more than likely, you're too fucking stupid to use QEMU;KVM or Xen/XenServer, so stick with VMware and your favorite copy of [ | Since you're seeking information about the Cloud here instead of another [[lie | reputable source]] such as [[ Wikipedia ]] more than likely, you're too fucking stupid to use QEMU;KVM or Xen/XenServer, so stick with VMware and your favorite copy of [{Windows]]. You can [[bitorrent|buy]] that as well. | ||
==Watt is OpenStack== | ==Watt is OpenStack== | ||
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Revision as of 01:59, 7 December 2014
Cloud Computing is the new buzz word in the the world today give any Cock Touching Officer instant hardons. Basically, it's all a giant ponzi scheme or a scheme for the government to get your data, depending on which company you go with. You're not a winrar.
Watt Is Cloud Computing
Cloud Computing is simple. You're take your data out of your own data center and moving it to the fucking cloud, dumbass. Instead of being responsible for hardware you're responsible for a virtualized instance with your data running your applications. You typically don't see the hypervisor, which for you elite fucks out there, there's QEMU/KVM (because you're a cheap ass hole), Xen (still cheap, unless you're really, really stupid and wasted your money to buy it from Citrix, which sells the exact same version of Xen as "XenServer" only with the fact that it can automatically update....yep. Take down your network automatically), or VMware (you obviously downloaded it).
Since you're seeking information about the Cloud here instead of another reputable source such as Wikipedia more than likely, you're too fucking stupid to use QEMU;KVM or Xen/XenServer, so stick with VMware and your favorite copy of [{Windows]]. You can buy that as well.
Watt is OpenStack
OpenStack is the easiest way to implement a private cloud environment. Srsly. That's why the market is flooded with OpenStack Architects. Instead of writing the stack in an awesome language that's completely reliable like Java it was written in Python.
See Also
- The Fappening- what happens when you put all your data online
