China Guy

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The aptly-named China Guy.

In the annals of the Internet, we've seen many figures who have caused intentional or unintentional drama to themselves and those who they're in contact with. Rarely do we see someone who continuously takes the same pratfalls time and time again. You'd have to be a complete fool to never learn from your mistakes.

Say hello to Dylan Kutruff, also known as WWEMarvelGuyDMK and to his enemies, "China Guy." He is a self-proclaimed expert in politics who's main gripe is the fact that China makes most of America's wares. He's also volatile and forgetful, since one moment he's for China and the next split second he's advocating mass genocide of the Chinese race. He is also a racist, autistic, Homophobic anti-Semetic, illiterate, attention whore who wants to make as many friends as possible while spreading his confused politics on China like a venereal disease. He also likes wrestling.

Background

Dylan resides somewhere in Pennsylvania. He's a not-so-bright kid who often asks flippant questions to his friends and relatives on Facebook that can easily be solved with the help of Google. Why? Either he's too lazy or doesn't even know how Google works. But one fateful day, Dylan was playing Fallout 3 and took note of the opening cutscenes of the game, believing that it's actual propaganda over China's impending invasion of the United States. Moreover, he noticed a shocking trend, being that China makes most of the stuff he owns (and relatively, most of the world's goods.) It was from that heartbreaking revelation and fictional post-apocalyptic story line that he took the mantle of educating the internet about "Made in China" and politics. His target of choice? DeviantArt. Because, hey! An art site is about politics! Right?

Conquest of DeviantArt and elsewhere

News of China Guy emerged in late 2013 when a user made this journal post explaining China Guy's behavior.

Nobody wants to kill China...except DMK.

He's been seeking potential recruits to partake in his war against the Chinese menace, asking if they'd like to "kill China." Unsurprisingly, China Guy was banned all across dA, and the mods eventually took notice to temporarily put an end to his campaign. But in the spring of 2014, China Guy eventually re-emerged, doing the same pestering as before. This time his focus shifted to the boob artist community since they're the reason why most people login to dA. China Guy did the same things as he did previously, garnering attention by asking about going to war with China. Any sane human being would scoff at or dismiss the idea as juvenile and outright stupid. Once more, China Guy was promptly blocked and ignored by the very people he tried to recruit. Extreme measures were taken by stealing artwork from various boob artists and claiming it's of his own creation. His reasoning was that he'd get the attention he desires and make friends in the process. Throughout 2014, China Guy created more accounts in order to get around the ban and steal artwork. Several times. He'd then address and chastise these so-called "sinners" for drawing boob art while openly admitting he faps to it. He even recorded himself fapping and then uploaded it to YouTube. Just take our word for it.

	“	THANKS FOR LIKING MY ART CHINESE RACIST	„
	—China Guy

Here's some proof of his art theft and the interactions he's had with people throughout dA.

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  Some stolen Chinese art.
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  More stolen art.
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  Even more stolen shit.
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  Weeaboos are like Chinese, aren't they?
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  Okay, you get it. He's a thief.
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  China!? I know not of this China you speak of!
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  China Guy used reverse psychology, but it failed!
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  Because that excuse worked so well for so many people.

Eventually, the mods of dA were flooded with multiple reports of art theft (along with him uploading photos of his own dick) and gave China Guy the final blow from the banhammer. But did that stop him? Not necessarily. Furfags were another target that China Guy tried to attack and failed miserably at doing so. He took his same tried and true methods of recruitment to FurAffinity. Within hours he was promptly banned. Similar behavior manifested on Katbox (an FA style site but caters exclusively to comics) with his incessant disturbance of users and requests to destroy China. Tumblr was another site that he raided, although it didn't work out too well when his anonymous asks were ignored and his halfwit behavior got him banned.

China Guy's views on boob artists

As of April 2014, China Guy has been attacking the big boob art community. Even though he tries to convince them to talk China, they refuse since introducing yourself by saying "kill China" is not something a well-adjusted person in society would do. To which, China Guy immediately responds with hate messages, death threats and art theft. But what is China Guy's thoughts on them as a whole?

• They're atheists
• They're sinners
• They're perverted
• They're racist because they don't want to talk about China
• They're niggers
• They don't care about politics
• They're wasting their lives by drawing art which he believes doesn't contribute to society
• They're unemployed
• They don't bathe or practice normal hygiene
• They're not man
• They still live with their parents (China Guy himself still lives with his folks)
• They don't have girlfriends
• They're losers
• They're retards

Similar statement could be applied to the furry community as well since he's attacked them on more than one occasion. While furries are humans pretending to be animals, they can take comfort knowing they're not subhuman like China Guy.

China Guy and his real art

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  Banana Guy.
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  China approves.
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  He looks constipated.
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  Spengbab
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  Chode

Here's a "speed-draw" of Mega Man that took him around 15 minutes to complete, rendered with the finest ballpoint pens and Crayola markers money can buy. Truly a master of his craft.

China Guy and women

Imaginary girlfriends are real girlfriends.

On January 16th of 2015, China Guy reuploaded several random videos of women twerking, claiming they're his girlfriends. Without permission, of course! Also, China Guy's delusion kicks in as he assumes he has a loving relationship with them, even though there is no sustainable proof to support his claims. He is stubborn to the point where he won't even attempt to make contact with these women. Instead, you're getting grade school insults and random anti-China statements. Much like Chris-chan's love quest, the odds of China Guy procreating and potentially raising a child are slim to none.

His views on women are just as unsavory and shortsighted as the 2-inch rinky-dink little cock he shows off to people just to troll with them. China Guy made several chauvinistic remarks admiring a woman's boobs and ass. Although he claims that boob artists objectify women as sex objects, China Guy proceeds to make lewd comments about these sorts of women in real life and believes they're all promiscuous and exist only as fuck buddies. When dealing with a female artist, China Guy often threatens to rape them in his many hate videos. Real classy, Dylan.

China Guy and money

How China Guy makes money.

One thing that fuels the fire of China Guy and his crusade against boob artists is the concept of commissions. People shell out cash ranging between $5 and fucking hundreds just so that these artists can sustain themselves off said money and provide fap material in return. On the other side of the coin, China Guy believes that paying money for art is one of the dumbest things anybody can do. He himself doesn't realize that visual arts play a very huge role in everyday life, and there's worse things that one could spend their money on...like drugs or action figures. Plus, since these artists make money and spend it, they are helping the economy.

Continuing onward, China Guy often says in his videos that he has a job and blindly assumes boob artists are unemployed sponges who sit in their houses all day and not contribute anything to society. He looks past the fact that artists are people who also have work and attend college, among other personal responsibilities in life. China Guy suggests that artists get minimum wage jobs at fast food or retail stores. In YouTube videos, he often shows the viewer his welfare checks along with funds he gets from his factory job (which hires disabled people like China Guy). Keep in mind that he's giving out his address and nobody's prodding him to do so. He also makes less than $100 per week. Most artists make decent money from jobs and their commissions.

Stream behavior

He must inform them about China!

Bans? He's used to 'em.

China Guy has raided stream channels throughout Livestream and Picarto. His behavior ranges from asking offhand questions (i.e., what game is Marth from?) to death threats and political statements on China. He has also gotten into the habit of posting his ramblings on vacant streams when they're offline, usually the same mindless drivel over China. We're talking walls of text where he asks a nonexistent audience what China is and the threat they are to society, or how much of a boon they are since they manufacture things, then decides to call everyone niggers and Chinks because he's totally not racist. And before Picarto's banning system was properly implemented, China Guy would use up as many usernames as he could in an attempt to troll the audience. His current record (as of February 23rd, 2015) is 44 bans at Owlsdens stream.

China Guy also had his own channels on both Livestream and Picarto, but nobody came since it would be him ranting and why boob artists are evil because they earn money from commissions. China Guy says these artists have no life and are evil atheist sinners yet he still lives with his parents and doesn't know anything about the people he's so vehemently against, boob artists and China.

YouTube

That's not lemonade.

YouTube is China Guy's only loudspeaker to the world. This is where he uploads his videos on hating China, targeted boob artists, his attempts at "vore" where he eats random foods (which isn't what vore is) or asking of what games did Smash Bros characters originate from. He has also uploaded "shock" videos where he'd do things like whip out his dick to masturbate, shove random objects up his ass or even piss in a cup and drink it, saying it's China Guy's own beer. When he started uploading his videos in the spring of 2014, he would wear a Ghostface mask (the killer from that lame slasher movie Scream) in an attempt to protect his identity, and it never quite caught on. A lot of his videos involve ranting, although others were shown with him dancing in a banana suit, jacking off on camera or singing nursery rhymes while naked. Unfortunately, China Guy has a tendency to delete his videos at random, usually within hours of uploading. He's been known to delete his channels as well. We cannot provide directly linked vids from his page as a result so a proxy channel was set up to document his visual insanity, much like the Cwcville Library. Here are some selected moments for your viewing displeasure. You can find more at the China Guybrary here.

Raid plans against Katbox.

Butthurt over getting banned.

He wants to make friends and wage war on 'em.

Anime is Chinese!

China is to blame for everything.

He went from Smash Bros to generalizing boob artists.

It's all lies.

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Random Dumb YouTube Comments and More

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  Insults triumph over common sense.
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  China Guy is for SOPA! Freedom, woo!
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  There's your answer. Nobody cares.
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  A site for Mary Sue OC's can be political.
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  China Guy quickly changes the subject.
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  A month after this video was made, he came back in full force.
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  Hail North Korea!
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  Long list of banned Picarto names. All on the same night.

The Twitter Voice Actor Incident

Yep, this is really happening.

Around Valentine's Day of 2015, China Guy pulls an Alex Jones and encourages people on his Twitter account to spread his hatred with hashtags like #killchina and #boycottchina. China Guy's goal with Twitter is to widen Anti-China Awareness and to force his trends by shoving hashtags down the collective throats of the Twitter populous. It hasn't worked well with Picarto and deviantArt so it probably won't work here too...maybe. No. It's a foregone conclusion.

But that's not all, folks! He's also found another target that could potentially unleash high amounts of notoriety and the wrath of insane fantards. He has added anime and video game voice actors to his list of recruits against the evil Chinese menace. As pictured on the right, one of his victims is anime dub actress Lauren Landa. Landa, Matthew Mercer, Johnny Yong Bosch and several other dub actors were targeted by China Guy thanks to this tweet and accompanying video. There's a strong probability that these individuals will decline his request and subsequently block him. Despite his actions, he says that what he did was a joke when it was actually a giant publicity stunt. In fact, that's how he views every outrageous event and atrocity he commits online. They're all genuine actions of China Guy without any prodding or provocation from outside sources. He's just that fucking psycho.

China Guy vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica

On March 14th 2015, China Guy attempted to bring down his own ED page by clearing everything and then replacing it with the word "china." Of course, this petty act of vandalism was not met with open arms by the moderators, but rather swift and brutal retribution with the almighty banhammer. Silly Dylan.

External Links

• dA Banned
• [1] YouTube
• Facebook Deleted
• Twitter
• Twitch
• FurAffinity Suspended, but page is still there.
• Tinychat
• An imageboard thread on China Guy - Now sticky'd thanks to China Guy's stupidity!

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